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McBadgere |
Aug 7 2013, 08:12 PM
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QUOTE(Blackie the handyman) Sings: "Coooool Guys....don't look at explosioooooonnnsss!!" ...*Applauds*...Excellent song... ... *Continues on bottle...*... Gods, I love this drink...*Sigh*... This post has been edited by McBadgere: Aug 7 2013, 08:13 PM
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McBadgere |
Aug 7 2013, 08:17 PM
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Joined: 21-October 11
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...Can, have...Am... Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ... Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*...
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King Of Beasts |
Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 03:17 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 7 2013, 12:15 PM) I can't drink You can in Britain, son!! Legal age is 16 here! And that's if they even care to check ID, they don't at this pub: McB knocked the Barman out! Free Drinks! I'm old enough to drink, lol. I'm saying I can't drink because the chances it'll turn into a problem are pretty high for me...
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Black Hand |
Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 12:17 PM) ...Can, have...Am... Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ... Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*... Come, friend. Feel the Embrace of the Northern European!
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ImperialSnob |
Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM
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Joined: 4-May 13
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 08:17 PM) ...Can, have...Am... Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ... Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*... You....are a lad.
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King Of Beasts |
Aug 7 2013, 08:20 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 03:17 PM) ...Can, have...Am... Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ... Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*... Come back soon!
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Kiln |
Aug 7 2013, 08:44 PM
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Forum Bard
Joined: 22-June 05
From: Balmora, Eight Plates
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:07 PM) QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 12:04 PM) *Tickles*...
Fair dues...Start with that damned misnomer of a Smart Car over there...*Points*...
*Downs glass 'o' SoCo and punches barman...takes whole bottle while he's down*...
Smart-Car?! Only thing Smart about it is if you didn't buy one! I totally agree. Tiny car with no leg room or storage space that is only slightly more fuel efficient than vehicles that don't get you laughed at for being a moron? No thanks.
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Black Hand |
Aug 7 2013, 08:56 PM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 7 2013, 12:44 PM)
I totally agree. Tiny car with no leg room or storage space that is only slightly more fuel efficient than vehicles that don't get you laughed at for being a moron? No thanks.
Oh gods, by law we have to stop at TC's. (Traffic Collision). I've yet to have the pleasure; but the war stories I've heard about them went something like this: "Dispatch, this is Unit whatever. Be advised: We're on scene for a TC at such and such location. Look like a Smart-Car tried to cut off an eighteen-wheeler." "Copy, Unit Whatever. We're calling Fire right now. Do you need a Paramedic Unit?" "That's a negative, Dispatch. The Victim is spread across a quarter mile, I would estimate. All extremities, including head have been removed from torso,...and largely liquified. Advise Fire we'll need a Coroner Unit." *Fire shows up* "Heh. Third one this week, makes our job easier." *Coroner shows up* "Dammit! Third one this week! Job used to easier...I'll get the extra large plastic evidence bags." In short: Don't get a 'Smart' Car.
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mALX |
Aug 7 2013, 09:19 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 02:53 PM) Good lads... Now... *Points*...THEPUBBBB!!!... EDIT... I just realised that what I had written was actually the pube...So I changed it...Good plan I think!!... ... GAAAAH! *counts hairs*
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Kiln |
Aug 7 2013, 10:48 PM
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Forum Bard
Joined: 22-June 05
From: Balmora, Eight Plates
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Maybe the idea of the smart car is that only dumb people will buy them and eliminate themselves from the gene pool, therefore making the general population smarter.
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Darkness Eternal |
Aug 7 2013, 10:55 PM
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Master
Joined: 10-June 11
From: Coldharbour
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:48 AM) Make her watch Birdemic...no that's too mean.
The punishment must fit the crime....waitaminnit: The sentence is: She must try to hold a coherent conversation with ImperialSnob....only her sanity is at risk! Hehe. I couldn't. His avatar always makes me think it's him behind a keyboard.
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And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed. I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.”
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McBadgere |
Aug 8 2013, 03:41 AM
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Joined: 21-October 11
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM) You....are a lad.
Vintage lad surely... ...
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mirocu |
Aug 8 2013, 10:37 AM
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Spam Meister
Joined: 8-February 13
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 8 2013, 04:41 AM) QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM) You....are a lad.
Vintage lad surely... ... So, besides McBadgeres birthday and the execution of mALX , whats happened since yesterday?
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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