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King Of Beasts
post Aug 15 2013, 02:57 AM
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 14 2013, 10:48 AM) *

QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Aug 14 2013, 03:17 PM) *

No one has said Sharknado ? Shocking...


So you don't want people to watch a movie where sharks are in a tornado?

WHAT?!?!?


Sharknado is just...no mad.gif



Another horrible movie is Metal Tornado.


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post Aug 15 2013, 08:12 AM
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Burn After Reading. I wish someone would have burned the script to this thing after they read it. I don't care what the critics say, this movie was a massive hunk of crap.

I rented it when it first came out several years ago and after watching it I took it back and was complaining to the owner (back before Redbox and Netflix shut down basically every actual video store within miles of here). She told me that so many people had complained about it that they were actually giving refunds to people who rented it and didn't like it.

It was one of those movies with plenty of acting talent that just wasn't utilized properly.


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post Aug 15 2013, 10:43 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 02:57 AM) *

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 14 2013, 10:48 AM) *

QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Aug 14 2013, 03:17 PM) *

No one has said Sharknado ? Shocking...


So you don't want people to watch a movie where sharks are in a tornado?

WHAT?!?!?


Sharknado is just...no mad.gif



Another horrible movie is Metal Tornado.


It's a beautiful bit of B-Movie Brilliance.
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post Aug 15 2013, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 15 2013, 12:12 AM) *

Burn After Reading. I wish someone would have burned the script to this thing after they read it. I don't care what the critics say, this movie was a massive hunk of crap.

I rented it when it first came out several years ago and after watching it I took it back and was complaining to the owner (back before Redbox and Netflix shut down basically every actual video store within miles of here). She told me that so many people had complained about it that they were actually giving refunds to people who rented it and didn't like it.

It was one of those movies with plenty of acting talent that just wasn't utilized properly.



I do know that of which you speak. The ending was so good though! In that, the nonsensical piece of farce was finally over!

Really was a terrible movie.
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post Aug 24 2013, 10:13 PM
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Black Sheep



It's SUPPOSED to be a horror movie. Maybe it's scary to little kids, but it really sucks dry.gif


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post Aug 24 2013, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 24 2013, 10:13 PM) *

Black Sheep



It's SUPPOSED to be a horror movie. Maybe it's scary to little kids, but it really sucks dry.gif


It's a comedy-horror though.
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post Aug 24 2013, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 24 2013, 05:15 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 24 2013, 10:13 PM) *

Black Sheep



It's SUPPOSED to be a horror movie. Maybe it's scary to little kids, but it really sucks dry.gif


It's a comedy-horror though.


Either way, it's still sucks. I don't find it funny it scary.


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post Aug 25 2013, 04:28 AM
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The Saw and Hostel franchises...

*twitch*
*looks at large 'Earth Destruction' button*
*twitch*
*twitch*

Someone, somewhere

*twitch*

is

*twitchtwitch*

masturbating

*twitchtwitchtwitch*

to this

*leaps for the button but the men in white coats grab him first*


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post Jan 23 2014, 09:54 AM
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Any Power Rangers movie
Any Robin Williams movie
The Last Airbender
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*shudders*


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post Jan 23 2014, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 23 2014, 08:54 AM) *

Dunston checks in
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Bridge to Terabithia
Any Power Rangers movie
Any Robin Williams movie
The Last Airbender
Master of Disguise

*shudders*


ohmy.gif


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post Jan 23 2014, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jan 23 2014, 04:22 PM) *

ohmy.gif

You agree or disagree? laugh.gif


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post Jan 23 2014, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 23 2014, 08:54 AM) *

Dunston checks in
Devil
Bridge to Terabithia
Any Power Rangers movie
Any Robin Williams movie
The Last Airbender
Master of Disguise

*shudders*


Any Robin Williams movie?

But Good Morning Vietnam is a great film ohmy.gif


As for a film no-one should ever watch: King Arthur

There is just so much wrong with that film sad.gif


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post Jan 23 2014, 04:34 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 23 2014, 03:27 PM) *

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jan 23 2014, 04:22 PM) *

ohmy.gif

You agree or disagree? laugh.gif


Robin Williams has been in plenty of great movies and BtT was a pretty good movie too.

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post Jan 23 2014, 04:47 PM
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Yeah, not all Williams films are bad tbh wink.gif


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post Jan 23 2014, 07:19 PM
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Paranormal Asylum. Maybe it'll scare small children, but if you're not a small child, it'll suck. Everything about it sucks.


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post Jan 24 2014, 12:07 AM
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Hobo with a Shotgun.

Absolutely the dumbest way to waste an hour of your life. The bad guys are so bad that they feel inclined to burn a bus full of kids with a flamethrower while laughing to prove how evil they are. The police are so corrupt that they just outright say that they're dirty and kill homeless people for fun and then look straight into the camera and straight out tell the viewers that they're dirty cops.

Just wow. My IQ dropped 30 points from watching it.


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post Jan 24 2014, 01:00 PM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 23 2014, 11:07 PM) *

Hobo with a Shotgun.

Absolutely the dumbest way to waste an hour of your life. The bad guys are so bad that they feel inclined to burn a bus full of kids with a flamethrower while laughing to prove how evil they are. The police are so corrupt that they just outright say that they're dirty and kill homeless people for fun and then look straight into the camera and straight out tell the viewers that they're dirty cops.

Just wow. My IQ dropped 30 points from watching it.


It's awesome, isn't it?
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post Jan 24 2014, 05:36 PM
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The old Turtles III with live actors can be added to this list imvvvvvho tongue.gif


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post Jan 25 2014, 09:05 PM
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Scary Or Die.

It's sucks. That's all I have to say about it.


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post Jan 25 2014, 11:23 PM
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I can't believe I only just read Cardboard Box's post. ohmy.gif

Hilarious rollinglaugh.gif

On topic: Serenity.

Any fan of Firefly should not watch this film nono.gif

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