"Doesn't matter, seen corset!"

*Prepares the Funnelnator.*

Is that Fun-elator?

I just forgot to turn the stove off after I was done. It was minutes later that I found out my error, courtesy of a fog and a blaring alarm.

Other than that, its all a-okay now!

Well if you're going to burn down the house, might as well do it while making delicious sausage.

In all seriousness though, glad you're alright. Fire extinguishers are a must for any household.

No that's the slingshot too fling rodentia across backyards!

Thank goodness for the alarm then. <3

But I'm a flying squirrel:

My boss asked me to fix the sink in the bathroom


I ain't a plumber

Did you tell him that?

He's aware of that already. He doesn't wanna pay a plumber to fix it. I can't fix that [censored]!

Your boss is a piece of [censored], dude.

I know that. He's always been a piece of [censored]. That's why I quit the first time.

Well, I know.

So anyone know how to fix a leaking pipe?

Where is the leak?

Nope.

Tighten the washers or whatever you call them, maybe remove the grease trap and clean out any gunk.

Thanks for the help










I think there might be a crack in the pipe.

Maybe some putty or an adhesive silicone bike tire patch, then.

Alright. Thanks.