If that´s not what happened, I have no idea what went through their heads when they designed those weapons. Besides the ridiculous spread, they made the other weapons fine I think.

Anyways, the tantrum has to wait. I´m off to play some poker with my grandma


See you guys latah!

Wait what?

Me making pancakes: 10 am: make batter with our only measuring cup, which is a half cup
10:10: use silver ladle from china cabinet to portion batter
10:15 : heat skillet to searing heat, burn pancakes
10:20: have brilliant idea to put bananas in with blueberries, create awkward lumps
10:25: run around kitchen singing "Master of the House" while whipping batter off spatula
10:30: have pancakes insulted by brother and friends who probably just woke up
10:35: be told to "make more batter, the kids are hungry"
I. Am. Done!

I’m home this morning and I have a bunch of stuff to do (not the least of which uploading funny pics for the thread), but so far it’s been the kind of day where I charge across the house with great purpose only to arrive without a clue what I went there for and also with no memory of which room I came from. It’s not a mansion, it’s just a house. There aren’t that many possibilities.

Lost the damn poker game. Where the duck can I buy more luck?

Dunno. I'm not giving you mine

The unemployment agency is upp my butt again. What do they think I can do when the companies that go well won´t hire anyone!?? I bet they will cancel my money at some point due to what they will call "lack of activity". That´s not true though, I´ve asked more companies than I can count! All I can do now is ask all of them again and again and again till they either hire me or shoot me.

Damn you, ducking politicians

Ever thought about selling your crafts?(You make wooden crafts right?or am I thinking of someone else)



This post has been edited by ImperialSnob: Aug 30 2013, 05:11 PM

The thing is I need a job with a steady income so I can escape the beneficial program. A few bills won´t make a difference, unfortunately.

My back hurts

Want me to come over and rub it for you?

Please?

That may be pedophephe.

Is that a word


You mean Pedophile?

Didnt know whether I could say that.

I don't think to giving me a back rub would end up making me a pedophile, lol.

Whatever. I'll sneak outta work and go sit in one of those massage chairs at best buy

Whenever you leave off your resume or fill out a job application anywhere, keep a list of every place you have done that. If they ask what you have been doing about looking for a job, you show them that list. If they make a copy of it, then better start a new list.

You can make copies of your resume and drop one off at every business in town - as long as you have a log of which ones you've done that at they can't stop your unemployment.

I'm looking at different butt workouts (I'm extremely insecure about my thighs and butt, and feel like now since I have more time and energy, I can do something about it) and it looks like it only works if you have some semblance of a butt.

If you've gt a completely board-flat butt, you're SOL.

I'm SOL, lol

Sigh.

Wait wait. You wanna do BUTT workouts?