MONTY PYTHON!

It ain't little dude


-flees for his life-

Lol at Black Hand's random cartoon clip. Megamind?

Yessir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTswFDgOqso

Something i forgot about cats was their tendency to randomly tear through the house for no logical reason, then stop and look at you like "Holy [censored], what just happened?!"

Mine does it all the time, and with three hunting dogs in the house that are wired by breeding to chase after moving objects that smell tasty.

I'm at my stepmom's right now, and my sister's cat is still here even though she's married and left. Well, I sit down and open my laptop, and Molly, the cat, comes and lays on my keyboard.

I'm like "Uhhh...excuse me, madam." and gently push her off and start scratching behind her ears. Nope. Not good enough. so I push her off the keyboard again and she just rips through the house and then stops JUST short of my face with this bewildered look on her face, then tears off again.

I don't...

Cats are confusing, lol

My cat is very difficult to put up with. She will crawl into your lap while you're reading a paper or magazine and flop down on it.

She also loves to sprawl out on the keyboard while you're typing just like the cat Liz mentioned. She doesn't usually just run crazily through the house though unless there's any type of flying insect inside, in which case it is time to make sure there's nothing breakable on the counters for her to knock off.

May as well take all those breakables and put them away now anyway. You won't believe how quickly babies reach the age where they are getting into stuff like that, don't want them cut/crawling in/or eating tiny objects or pieces of glass. Cover your electric outlets with childproof covers and move all your cleaning agents/chemicals of any kind into a cupboard high up and unreachable before you need to and you'll never have to learn any lessons the hard way.

In addition to this cat torpedo, there are two dogs in the house. A chihuahua(the one I used to have that I kept for my dad) and a pit bull. Love them both. Wish they would shut up.

I never sleep good at other people's houses, and I'm so sleepy XD I was given sleeping pills to help. Might take one soon.

Aw, I'm glad you got to see your Dad's dog again. You do sound exhausted <3

Last night I had a horrible migraine and just passed out. I was woken up by a call from my roomie going "You gonna come get me from work?"

Wasn't happy XD passed out immediately after getting back home and slept ten hours straight. I usually average about four hours a night, so...even now, my body is readying itself to wake up at five, and I'm like "No, body, you get to sleep in, stop!"

Damn that internal alarm clock, lol


EDIT:



There was a loud thud outside....




I'm scared



This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Sep 1 2013, 07:29 AM

That was the spider...

She wonders what's for breakfast.

-grabs shotgun-

KILL IT!

My dad and I dug up a huge stone in the lawn yesterday. It was big and deep and it took us alotta digging before the tractor could pull it up. I´d love to show some pixies but I didn´t have the camera at the time

How big was it?!

Yeah, show us the big rock, not the pieces! Lol. And about trying to dig out big rocks with a tractor - been there/done that.