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King Of Beasts
post Sep 6 2013, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


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Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

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You thinking' what I'm thinkin'? wink.gif


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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


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Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

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SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


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post Sep 6 2013, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:57 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:49 PM) *

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Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

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Then I've yet to meet a true Texas man XD




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post Sep 6 2013, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


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Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


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Lets hear it tongue.gif



It is over on the Wobbly Discussion thread, don't have time to search it out though - you can if you want, it is worth the effort, lol.




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post Sep 6 2013, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.


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post Sep 6 2013, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


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Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif

You thinking' what I'm thinkin'? wink.gif


hehe.gif

-nods-


QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


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Lets hear it tongue.gif

Ok, we say it on 3. 1, 2, 3! Giant dogs that you can ride on! No, not it? Oh, well. mellow.gif


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post Sep 6 2013, 01:08 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:57 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:49 PM) *

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Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

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Then I've yet to meet a true Texas man XD


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post Sep 6 2013, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 08:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.



SPEW !!! ROFL !!!





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post Sep 6 2013, 01:11 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 07:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.

-faceplants into pillow, cracking up-


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post Sep 6 2013, 01:14 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 08:05 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


rollinglaugh.gif

Lets hear it tongue.gif



It is over on the Wobbly Discussion thread, don't have time to search it out though - you can if you want, it is worth the effort, lol.


Laziness wins here, lol

QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 08:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.


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post Sep 6 2013, 01:16 AM
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Ok, we say it on 3. 1, 2, 3! Giant dogs that you can ride on! No, not it? Oh, well. mellow.gif



No, it was one of those days when Grits got us all riled into talking about stuff and we all got carried away. (Look for 2-3 pages of laughing emoticons).








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post Sep 6 2013, 01:34 AM
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*Cop* (referring to the combatants rather than the --- ah... source of the conflict)- "So which boob belongs to which woman?"

*Liz* "Hey! Waitaminute! You can't divide them- they're a set!"

*Cop* (confused) "Ma'am?"

*Liz* "They're BOTH mine."

*Cop* "Ma'am, are you saying they both belong to you?"

*Liz* "Yes."

*Cop* "Funny- I thought the Mormons lived in Utah."

(OK- I have probably now offended a WHOLE bunch of people.)


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post Sep 6 2013, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 08:34 PM) *

*Cop* (referring to the combatants rather than the --- ah... source of the conflict)- "So which boob belongs to which woman?"

*Liz* "Hey! Waitaminute! You can't divide them- they're a set!"

*Cop* (confused) "Ma'am?"

*Liz* "They're BOTH mine."

*Cop* "Ma'am, are you saying they both belong to you?"

*Liz* "Yes."

*Cop* "Funny- I thought the Mormons lived in Utah."

(OK- I have probably now offended a WHOLE bunch of people.)



Hence my edited and blank comment above somewhere (probably a page or two back now, ROFL )






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post Sep 6 2013, 01:39 AM
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post Sep 6 2013, 02:32 AM
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TREY! XD

Apparently I get more looks than I thought... I was bringing my husband his dinner at work, and I went to leave the store, but came back in through the exit, and I overheard two of his coworkers talking bout me.

I'm not hiding my boobs well enough XD

Oh, and apparently I'm "Not bad looking at all." LOL


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post Sep 6 2013, 02:33 AM
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post Sep 6 2013, 02:39 AM
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Exactly! It would be like trying to hide two full grown tigers inside pillow sacks on your chest by tying a hankie over them or something. Wait, am I mixing metaphors here? laugh.gif





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post Sep 6 2013, 02:40 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 09:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:33 PM) *

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You can't hide those things Liz mellow.gif



Exactly! It would be like trying to hide two full grown tigers inside pillow sacks on your chest by tying a hankie over them or something. Wait, am I mixing metaphors here? laugh.gif


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post Sep 6 2013, 02:46 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:40 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 09:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:33 PM) *

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See hehe.gif


You can't hide those things Liz mellow.gif



Exactly! It would be like trying to hide two full grown tigers inside pillow sacks on your chest by tying a hankie over them or something. Wait, am I mixing metaphors here? laugh.gif


Yes. Yes you are laugh.gif



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post Sep 6 2013, 02:51 AM
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Another raccoon!

I spilled my drink on my head accidentally.

Sigh.

I set it on the roof of ny car, and instead of it being NICE and LOGICAL and spilling forward onto my windshield, it tipped sideways and landed on my head.

I'm soaked. I guess I didn't set it far back enough lol


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