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King Of Beasts
post Sep 13 2013, 12:06 PM
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post Sep 13 2013, 12:09 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 01:06 PM) *

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post Sep 13 2013, 12:14 PM
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post Sep 13 2013, 12:15 PM
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post Sep 13 2013, 12:19 PM
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post Sep 13 2013, 01:00 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 12:23 AM) *

Popping a pimple on your left knee.

Since the squirrel dodged this one, the dachshund will step in (it).


Oh, sad to say, I discovered a pimple last Tues-dee
'Twas on the sinister joint, a patella point, sad to see

"Pimple," said I,
"Prepare to die!"
Fingers pinched
The foul excresence squinched

With paper I erased
The very last trace
And flushed Tuesday away



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post Sep 13 2013, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 01:19 PM) *

-goes back to sleep-


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post Sep 13 2013, 02:33 PM
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NOOOOO!

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post Sep 13 2013, 02:36 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 03:33 PM) *

NOOOOO!

-gets in submarine to retrieve mirocu-

-puts on appropriate song-

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post Sep 13 2013, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 13 2013, 08:00 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 12:23 AM) *

Popping a pimple on your left knee.

Since the squirrel dodged this one, the dachshund will step in (it).


Oh, sad to say, I discovered a pimple last Tues-dee
'Twas on the sinister joint, a patella point, sad to see

"Pimple," said I,
"Prepare to die!"
Fingers pinched
The foul excresence squinched

With paper I erased
The very last trace
And flushed Tuesday away



He stared at me, his face an angry red
demanding my attention with a cycloped eye of white
The interloper brushed against the cover of my bed
and caused the yelp that echoed in the quiet of the night

My left knee bent involuntary, causing shooting pain
My fingers twitched to the site and withdrew before they touched
I glared and cursed the horrid thing, but my wishes were in vain
Instead a heated compress pad pressed lightly, not too much.

A balm of neosporin and a bandaid neatly placed
The nasty little beast was gone, and once more I could rest.
Squeezing, squishing spritzing these is really not my taste
But hot wet washclothes work just fine, they really are the best





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post Sep 13 2013, 04:43 PM
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I'm off of work, yay!

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post Sep 13 2013, 04:44 PM
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post Sep 13 2013, 04:46 PM
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ITS FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, PEOPLE!! biggrin.gif panic.gif

I know, I know, I dont have a job. But the Friday feeling still kicks in for me! biggrin.gif


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post Sep 13 2013, 04:47 PM
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post Sep 13 2013, 04:47 PM
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I've got this horrible stomach cramp, so I'm pretty thrilled about being at home, lol.

And of course, I got teased at work for spending a few hours with my friend last night.


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post Sep 13 2013, 04:47 PM
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Why'd they do that?


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post Sep 13 2013, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 05:47 PM) *

I got teased at work for spending a few hours with my friend last night.

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post Sep 13 2013, 04:53 PM
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HE'S GAY!! I men, come on, lol


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post Sep 13 2013, 04:54 PM
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He's gay. So what!


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post Sep 13 2013, 04:59 PM
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No, my point is that he's GAY, which means he doesn't like vagina, which means he'll have no interest in me, nor I in him, so there's absolutely no way anything will ever happen between us, lol

And yet we still got picked on at work, lol.

He's got good taste in wine, though.


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