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mALX
post Sep 16 2013, 02:58 AM
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More like soot from the chimney laugh.gif



Nah, he'd be tastier than soot. Maybe like a Black Pudding or something.







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post Sep 16 2013, 03:02 AM
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Dark chocolate pudding.


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:08 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 16 2013, 03:02 AM) *

Dark chocolate pudding.

I saw that in a toilet somewhere.


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:09 AM
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Me too. rollinglaugh.gif


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:12 AM
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EW! You guys and your aversion to flushing toilets! The only time I've seen chocolate pudding looking stuff (and thanks for the image that will keep me from eating chocolate pudding ever again) was in those "Johnny-on-the-spot" outhouses at fairs. Urk!




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post Sep 16 2013, 03:13 AM
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It was all over the toilet at the portable toilet when I went to the circus, lol


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:18 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 15 2013, 09:12 PM) *

EW! You guys and your aversion to flushing toilets! The only time I've seen chocolate pudding looking stuff (and thanks for the image that will keep me from eating chocolate pudding ever again) was in those "Johnny-on-the-spot" outhouses at fairs. Urk!

Someone at work has some bowel issues and doesn't like flushing the toilet in the employee bathroom in the very back. I'm leaving a note next time it happens, lol


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:20 AM
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Oh, the embarrassment you should cause them, lol


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:20 AM
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Somehow the seat is up as well.


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:21 AM
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?!

I'm not even gonna try to.... wacko.gif


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:28 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM) *

?!

I'm not even gonna try to.... wacko.gif



The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.

I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.

(however, if I made a mess I would absolutely clean it up). From what I've witnessed with my husband and sons growing up, I'd say my aim is better than most men.





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post Sep 16 2013, 03:29 AM
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I usually don't gotta sit, lol


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:28 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM) *

?!

I'm not even gonna try to.... wacko.gif



The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.

I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.

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Funny. I do that too!

Keheheheheh!


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:30 AM
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Sanitizing wipes in my pocket, fools!


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:33 AM
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I'm glad I rarely have to sit on public toilet seats tongue.gif


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:33 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 15 2013, 10:30 PM) *

Sanitizing wipes in my pocket, fools!



Those sanitizing wipes won't stop scurvy crotch-cricket bugs from jumping on you if someone left some behind, or stop snakes from popping their heads out of the toilet drain and biting your butt. (saw the snakes in the toilet on some documentary).










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post Sep 16 2013, 03:34 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:33 PM) *

I'm glad I rarely have to sit on public toilet seats tongue.gif



Us girls don't have your handy hoses to aim stuff around from 5' away.




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post Sep 16 2013, 03:35 AM
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*noogies all of you using my tongue*

SO YEAH!


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post Sep 16 2013, 03:35 AM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 10:29 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:28 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM) *

?!

I'm not even gonna try to.... wacko.gif



The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.

I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.

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Funny. I do that too!

Keheheheheh!



Right? laugh.gif





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post Sep 16 2013, 03:37 AM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 09:35 PM) *

*noogies all of you using my tongue*

SO YEAH!

I put my hand on my head for real, lol
Why aren't you on Skype? XD


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