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| mALX |
 Oct 9 2013, 06:14 PM
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 You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! -------------------- |
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| Colonel Mustard |
Oct 9 2013, 06:15 PM
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 Master  Joined: 3-July 08 From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there! |
Start speaking in a thick Russian accent, just to confuse the crap out of them.
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| mALX |
Oct 9 2013, 06:16 PM
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Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
Speak in Spanish to them, or just make a bunch of clicking sounds, lol. -------------------- |
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Oct 9 2013, 06:17 PM
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 Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:04 PM)  QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 9 2013, 12:57 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 04:55 PM) I'm getting made fun of by my coworkers for having a southern accent. In Texas. This is why I curb it. I'm really sensitive about my stupid accent, and they won't let up. I keep having to speak a little slower so there's no trace, and every tome I catch myself I turn red. -sigh- Yeah. I know it's not a good thing. I'm trying to get rid of it. It isn't that big of a deal, though, honestly. An accent is perfectly normal. I have speech issues greater than yours! Accents are nothing bad. Politely tell them to go [censored] themselves. Nicely. I have to agree with DE here. I think they are teasing you because they have discovered it embarrasses you and they are getting a reaction with it. If they stop getting a reaction, they will stop. So say it like this, "Go foke yourselves, ya'll..." ROFL !! Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story. -------------------- |
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| Colonel Mustard |
Oct 9 2013, 06:17 PM
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Master Joined: 3-July 08 From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there! |
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 06:16 PM) Speak in Spanish to them, or just make a bunch of clicking sounds, lol. Or start using sign language and then call them ablist if they complain. |
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| mALX |
Oct 9 2013, 06:21 PM
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Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM) Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story. SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !! -------------------- |
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| Black Hand |
Oct 9 2013, 06:40 PM
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 Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
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| Darkness Eternal |
Oct 9 2013, 06:47 PM
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 Master Joined: 10-June 11 From: Coldharbour |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 06:40 PM) You sir, have made my day. "Stop shaving you don't have a beard."  This post has been edited by Darkness Eternal: Oct 9 2013, 06:48 PM -------------------- And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed.
I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.” |
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| mALX |
Oct 9 2013, 07:20 PM
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Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 01:40 PM) SPEW !!! All I got was a 3 minute add for "Poo-Pourri" - I nearly fell out of my chair laughing! Great ad !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY Oh, that musical was AWESOME! Better than the book! Lol. QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 9 2013, 01:47 PM) QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 06:40 PM) You sir, have made my day. "Stop shaving you don't have a beard." I loved that line best too! This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 9 2013, 07:22 PM -------------------- |
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| Black Hand |
Oct 9 2013, 08:03 PM
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Oct 9 2013, 09:26 PM
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:21 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM) Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story. SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !! The story was "My stepmom went to Aldi one day, and they apparently lower their meats down at the end of the day. She got four hamburger patties for $2.50." THAT WAS IT. The other coworker and I both have to scrimp and scrounge for food, so I was giving him a tip on how he could get meat for cheap. I really don't get why this story bears repeating thirty times(no joke, I counted) in one day. -------------------- |
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| Black Hand |
Oct 9 2013, 09:30 PM
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:26 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:21 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM) Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story. SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !! The story was "My stepmom went to Aldi one day, and they apparently lower their meats down at the end of the day. She got four hamburger patties for $2.50." THAT WAS IT. The other coworker and I both have to scrimp and scrounge for food, so I was giving him a tip on how he could get meat for cheap. I really don't get why this story bears repeating thirty times(no joke, I counted) in one day. WHAT?! $2.50? I can get that for a buck! Looks like I need to come out to Texas and teach you how to live! Involutary Life Coaching is coming your way!! |
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| King Of Beasts |
Oct 9 2013, 10:41 PM
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 Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 04:26 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:21 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM) Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story. SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !! The story was "My stepmom went to Aldi one day, and they apparently lower their meats down at the end of the day. She got four hamburger patties for $2.50." THAT WAS IT. The other coworker and I both have to scrimp and scrounge for food, so I was giving him a tip on how he could get meat for cheap. I really don't get why this story bears repeating thirty times(no joke, I counted) in one day.  I just don't get the logic of someone people. -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Oct 9 2013, 11:39 PM
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 03:30 PM) WHAT?! $2.50? I can get that for a buck! Looks like I need to come out to Texas and teach you how to live! Involutary Life Coaching is coming your way!! I don't have your hands XD -------------------- |
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| Black Hand |
Oct 10 2013, 12:51 AM
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 03:39 PM) I don't have your hands XD You mean to say these beautiful hands that care for life, make calligraphy, cook awesome food, clean my apartment, carries the burdens of the aged and infirm, pets kittens and chokes those who would offend the innocent, writes words into a coalescence of perfect verbal poetry; are also the same hands that inspire fear and respect into men, and drives women wild? You're saying these hands are the reason I get food so cheap? Nice! |
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Oct 10 2013, 01:03 AM
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Texas |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 06:51 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 03:39 PM) I don't have your hands XD You mean to say these beautiful hands that care for life, make calligraphy, cook awesome food, clean my apartment, carries the burdens of the aged and infirm, pets kittens and chokes those who would offend the innocent, writes words into a coalescence of perfect verbal poetry; are also the same hands that inspire fear and respect into men, and drives women wild? You're saying these hands are the reason I get food so cheap? Nice! Bolded is the only thing I care about XD -------------------- |
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| Rohirrim |
Oct 10 2013, 01:05 AM
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 Mouth  Joined: 18-January 13 From: Greyhawk |
IT'S LEIF ERICSSON DAY!!!!!!
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| King Of Beasts |
Oct 10 2013, 01:16 AM
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
-------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Rohirrim |
Oct 10 2013, 01:17 AM
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Mouth Joined: 18-January 13 From: Greyhawk |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 9 2013, 08:16 PM) -ahem- that's hinge dinge durgen, thanks.  -------------------- |
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| Black Hand |
Oct 10 2013, 01:24 AM
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
A warning to those who would behold madness unknowingly: Look away now. For what is seen cannot be unseen.
For here begins the Third Squirrel War! The Musical! Originally slated avatar of R. Kelly couldn't appear tonight, because I have other plans for him. Taking center stage of the Dramatis Personae Manus Ebenus Avatar shall be....  Doctor Horrible! "Hahahahaha-hahah-aaaahhhh-haa...." "I'm still working on it. Anyways...it seems a certain squirrel has evaded my near-omnipotent wrath once again! Not for long! I just signed up for Inept Henchmen Unlimited!™ For only $9.99 a month I have a virtually limitless supply of hired hands that aren't worth the tarnished nickel that was spent on them!"  "CoooooooooooooBraaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"  "No! NO! No....oh forget it,...just go flush her out before your extremely limited life-expectancies are up!" |
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