That is how you can kill and cook the grouse at the same time.

Just make sure you don't hit it with any bullets first, or you'll have to waste valuable eating time digging them out.

Reminds me of Fallout 3: Inspiration perhaps?

I have somewhat returned after a few days of work....

...and it would appear I have a high-ranking condiment, a LOTR fan, and a squirrel to repay past kindnesses for.

A three-front war?

Sucks to be them.

The die is cast and the rules are murkily clear.

Choose your avatar.

Choose your henchmen/army.

Use your words.

The victor is never clear, but if you make folks laugh, we all win.

My choices for the above are clear in the photo/link below as well as my message.



P.S. "I didn't ask for open war! I won't have this!"

Too bad!

Open War is upon ye, whether ye would have it or not!

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 13 2013, 07:14 PM

"Uh oh, he's back and threatening war! To arms, comrades! I'll send him a threatening letter back."



Oh ye open war with words
Teeth that gnash like weapons
But squirrels prefer to fight with turds
Projectiles that rain down upon
...you.


*mALX strains to grunt out turds to throw at Blackie*


"URRRRRRRGH!"





POP!


"GAAAAAAH! Hung Chow!"















"Aaah, that cold snow hits the spot..."




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This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 13 2013, 08:08 PM

Black Hand reads reply and intelligence report of dislocated bowels.





*BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

Great Army of The Black Hand!

The enemy wounds themselves merely with news of their impending doom. The very same brick they threatened to fling at us, is the same brick that dropped when faced with their certain annihilation at the hands of the greatest fighting force ever assembled!

We shall soon test the mettle of Mustard and Rohirrim's Rohan Riders!

Until such time, let us laugh derisively at our furry friends capitulation!

AH-hahahahahhaahahhaha! Laugh with me!

*Group Laughter*

Okay, that's good.

*Sudden silence*

Black Hand pours a drink from the casualites of the Squirrel Front.




This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 13 2013, 07:51 PM

*mALX entertains Blackie's army with a song, spontaneously sterilizing everyone within two miles of her voice*





"Good, they can't reproduce now!"






This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 13 2013, 07:56 PM

*Wanders into thread*

Wow, this seems to be escalating.

*Wanders out of thread*

*Returns with peacekeeping force of Jedi and Pokemon Trainers*

What? I'm a geek.

*Shrugs*

The Archer's pelt the area of mALX' music with deadly arrows.






.....call in ....the Specialist.



"What is thy bidding, my Master?"

Show Thorn the fate of all those who mess with us!

"It shall be done."

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 13 2013, 08:06 PM

*Calls up an old friend*



Let's rock, Bruce

Black Hand receives report from the Mustard Front.

"At last! A worthy opponent!"



"Hang on....I got this."

What?! Who are you...what is your name?!

"....."

Man with no name huh? Fine...you can have the first round.

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 13 2013, 08:25 PM

*Surveys the continuing escalation, turns to Mace Windu*

Call in the fleet. And get Obi Wan up here, it looks like someone's invoking the prequels.

*Sky darkens as Star Destroyers move into position*

And prep the landers. We may need to evac in a hurry.

May be a kind of random question but what type of rifle do you use to hunt?

I've always kind of enjoyed hunting myself but haven't been in years. I now mainly shoot animals with a camera when I wander across them. It is a true test of patience and skill to stalk and take game.

*mALX calls in her troops from training*






















This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 13 2013, 08:34 PM

Man with No Name takes to the Mustard Front.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCyaJS4Cbs

"You scream like a girl,
and got moves like Jagger.
But, I'll rip through your ass faster
than a Pu-Pu platter.
You're in the gym to much Ringo
Perfecting kicks.
You should spend more time matching your
voice up to your lips.
Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce!
Screw you, Dude!
I even squint better than you!



Darth Maul intercepts Thorn Peacekeeping Operations.



*Sung to tune of Spiderman theme song."

"Sneak attack, sneak attack,
does whatever a sneak attack does,
catches fools unprepared,
should have brought,
that change of underwear!

Look Out!
Oh that's right, you can't!
Cause here comes the SNEAAAK ATTTAAAACCCK!!"

*mALX hacks into Blackie's laptop and orders his troops to take a break, then orders her own troops to advance on a different frequency*

*Senses disturbance in the Force, gives the order to fire*

*Pinpoint orbital bombardment vaporizes Darth Maul*

Really? A sneak attack againt Jedi?

And somebody find out who gave those bloody squirrels lightsabers!

Has ELITE™ Firewall, detects hacking attempt, sets up dummy BattleNet, then switches orders around onto her own troops.






*Survives*

"Man, I have got to stop singing my arrival during a sneak attack so loudly! Now then! Who's the Star-Wars-Equivalent insulting term of a wanker who blew up my Hoverbike?! I had three payments left! And Greedo doesn't take Republican Credits!!"

"And do you know how little being a Sith pays?! That's like...the whole method of turning your apprentice to the dark side! Through bitter resentment of a paycheck that clearly does not demonstrate your true worth and value!

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 13 2013, 08:49 PM

Back from the Con. I haven't sat down in two hours. So fun, man.

Good.

We've been waiting for you, Rider.

Prepare to meet the concept of nothingness. Not the Indian version called 'Mu' or the Zen concept of emptiness.

No, this would be a much more pragmatic approach....

Archers....on my mark.