This is why I don't participate in these anymore. Nobody lets me win lol.

Hey, King Coin was doing this over the summer! Awesome!

Holds back, camera pans in on an impressed and wary close-up expression.

Ahhhhhh.




*Recovers*

"Sorry Girls, but your Flower Power in no match for my GLOWER POWER!!"



*The Jedi crap themselves and would need a change of underwear if they either wore or believed in those things.*

Now hear the true code!
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

The Jedi convert, and Darth Maul gained many followers that day. They then feasted upon the Orangutans, the Leprechauns, and the Breakfast Cereals, and the Pokemon, and the Pokemon Trainers. All were fed and enemies were fled and dead.



Foolish Girl! You should know that your looks are no match for the years of seclusion and loneliness of internet forumites!

Besides, once you cut your hair, that spell was broken.



The Grand Army of The Black Hand moves in on the Squirrel Front. Annihilation was the only way, the only driving force.








"What is this? Bring a knife to a gunfight and stab them while they are laughing?!"

"Archers! Put them out of my minimum amount of very slight annoyance!"



This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 13 2013, 11:58 PM

-Rohirrim wisely removes his gaudy plumed helmet-

"Form testudo!"

In my defense I did use the internationally recognised setup for the Jedi mind trick, with the mystical hand wave and whatnot.

That said I think I'll stroll out at this point. There comes a time when it just stops being funny, and becomes ridiculous.

Laughs derisively.

"One Word. Cataphract.....ummm...two words: Cataphracts attack!"





This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 14 2013, 12:11 AM

*mALX is taken prisoner, still staring bug-eyed with stupid smile on her face*









This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 14 2013, 12:13 AM

-Rohirrim puts his plumed helmet back on, as the cataphracts sink into the boggy marshland surrounding the AOM lines-

"Thou hast been Agincourt'd, Persians!"

"Now, my ancient adversary. The Totem War shall finally end, with I, the Totem of Sky and Feather, ruling over you the Totem of Woods and Clever Woodland Creatures...."

"...are you even listening?....Helloooooo?!"

"This isn't even worth it! It's like that parable where the monk makes the warrior run in fear by meditating! If I don't get to see the fear in her eyes....GAAAAAHHH! Fine! You win!.....AGAIN!!"




"We're not Persians! We're Han Chinese! Uh...command? A little help here?!"

"I SAID THEY WIN! CONSIDER IT THE ENDING TO MULAN!!"

*Sees Rohirrim's approaching forces*

"..........help..........."

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 14 2013, 12:21 AM

*mALX nods sagely* "Form Tostada!"









BWAAHAA !!!! *mALX does victory dance, stretches out to enjoy her win*









This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 14 2013, 12:31 AM

Enjoy it while it lasts....ever shall the darkness contest the light!

Within the shadows, within the secrets whispered unheard, you shall find that the Black Hand is already there, and it will be curtains for you. Lacy, gently wafting curtains....

Wait, I LIKE lacy gently wafting curtains!

".......you heard what I said!"

*Flees*

"BWAAHAA!"

Didn´t see a moose this morning. Or a Polish mushroom picker. I did see a mALX though!

This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 14 2013, 11:01 AM

Did you kill it? Because if not then you're not really helping the Mustard/Black Hand/Rohirrim war effort here.

Considering her recent difficulties, I´m on her side in this

Very well then. Your annihilation shall be swift, severe and probably ironic. Or poetic. Or poetically ironic. Or ironically poetic. One of those.

Shaddup.

I see a mALX pretty much every day

You also inhale gas fumes everyday so...