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ImperialSnob |
Oct 30 2013, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.
Poor guy. He's about to experience an hour+ of pain.
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Colonel Mustard |
Oct 30 2013, 12:45 PM
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Joined: 3-July 08
From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there!
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 30 2013, 11:31 AM) I pity the fool who pities fools I sit on the fool! *Sits on Mirocu* This post has been edited by Colonel Mustard: Oct 30 2013, 12:46 PM
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Callidus Thorn |
Oct 30 2013, 01:04 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:02 PM) *Tunnels under Callidus' fence, pokes him on the nose and retreats back through the tunnel*
Hah! Suck on that, Cally!
Did you really think I wasn't prepared for this? *Collapses tunnel before Colonel Mustard can escape. Drags him out and ties him to outside of fence* Kobby, were you planning on dragging the Colonel here down with you? Would you like him giftwrapped? Or is he fine as is? This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Oct 30 2013, 01:05 PM
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Colonel Mustard |
Oct 30 2013, 01:10 PM
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Joined: 3-July 08
From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there!
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 30 2013, 12:04 PM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:02 PM) *Tunnels under Callidus' fence, pokes him on the nose and retreats back through the tunnel*
Hah! Suck on that, Cally!
Did you really think I wasn't prepared for this? *Collapses tunnel before Colonel Mustard can escape. Drags him out and ties him to outside of fence* Kobby, were you planning on dragging the Colonel here down with you? Would you like him giftwrapped? Or is he fine as is? *Pokes the ropes on the nose and opens up the fence by also poking it on the nose. Then pokes Callidus on the nose once more before disappearing in a puff of smoke* Houdini poke, suckah!
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Callidus Thorn |
Oct 30 2013, 01:16 PM
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Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:10 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 30 2013, 12:04 PM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:02 PM) *Tunnels under Callidus' fence, pokes him on the nose and retreats back through the tunnel*
Hah! Suck on that, Cally!
Did you really think I wasn't prepared for this? *Collapses tunnel before Colonel Mustard can escape. Drags him out and ties him to outside of fence* Kobby, were you planning on dragging the Colonel here down with you? Would you like him giftwrapped? Or is he fine as is? *Pokes the ropes on the nose and opens up the fence by also poking it on the nose. Then pokes Callidus on the nose once more before disappearing in a puff of smoke* Houdini poke, suckah! *Sigh* If you insist *Clicks fingers. Colonel reappears in a cloud of smoke, in steel cage. The cage, it's locks and bars are all noticeably devoid of noses* And just in case *Winches cage 50 feet into the air, where it rocks nauseatingly in the breeze* Hmm, maybe that's not enough *Swings cage around untl it's over acid pit, rigs quick release mechanism* You so much as sneeze in there Colonel and the cage falls. Your nose poking won't save you this time. *Laughs maniacally*
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Callidus Thorn |
Oct 30 2013, 01:24 PM
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Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:20 PM) *Disappears in puff of smoke once more. When it clears, Callidus is now in the cage. Mustard produces a pair of giant cartoonish scissors and snips through the cable. As the cage falls, Mustard pokes it on the nose once more*
THERE WILL BE NO LOGIC THIS DAY!!!
Very well, if that's how you want it... Override protocol Sigma-7 *Cage transforms into helicopter gunship, which ceases the fall and opens fire with special net, designed to capture both people and smoke. And neither it nor the gunship have noses. Not that the cage did either, but that didn't seem to stop you.*
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King Of Beasts |
Oct 30 2013, 02:44 PM
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Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 07:35 AM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.
Poor guy. He's about to experience an hour+ of pain. You insulting can helsing? -_-
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Callidus Thorn |
Oct 30 2013, 03:06 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:33 PM) *Swallows the net*
Delicious!
*Net explodes*
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ImperialSnob |
Oct 30 2013, 03:52 PM
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Joined: 4-May 13
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 30 2013, 01:44 PM) QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 07:35 AM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.
Poor guy. He's about to experience an hour+ of pain. You insulting can helsing? -_- Van Helsing was horrible if we're talking about the version I think we're talking about.
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mirocu |
Oct 30 2013, 04:17 PM
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Spam Meister
Joined: 8-February 13
From: [CLASSIFIED]
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 30 2013, 02:44 PM) QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 07:35 AM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.
Poor guy. He's about to experience an hour+ of pain. You insulting can helsing? -_- Kobby no likey Fence partially up. Will continue tomorrow. Looks promising. End transmission
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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ImperialSnob |
Oct 30 2013, 05:23 PM
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Joined: 4-May 13
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 30 2013, 04:16 PM) AAAHHH!! ITS SLENDERMAN!!!! KOBBYS POSSESSED!!! Slenderman with.... tentacles? That's the proper slenderman not stupid not at all scary Slender slenderman Look up MarbleHornets on youtube,it's awesome and perfect for Halloween!
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Darkness Eternal |
Oct 30 2013, 05:36 PM
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Joined: 10-June 11
From: Coldharbour
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 12:35 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.
Poor guy. He's about to experience an hour+ of pain. Despite the movie's flaws, everyone knows they had the best werewolves in film. I haven't seen a werewolf that good in any other film, except for, perhaps, William Corvinus.
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And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed. I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.”
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