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ImperialSnob
post Oct 30 2013, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) *

My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.


Poor guy.

He's about to experience an hour+ of pain.
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post Oct 30 2013, 12:45 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 30 2013, 11:31 AM) *

I pity the fool who pities fools biggrin.gif

I sit on the fool!

*Sits on Mirocu*

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post Oct 30 2013, 12:51 PM
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*Shoots Colonel Mustard*

Nothing personal, I'm just trying to bump my post count.

*Sets up silver chainlink fence, comfy chair, popcorn and drinks machine, then gets comfy*

Front row seats to Kobby's demise.

Come on, get it over with already.


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post Oct 30 2013, 01:02 PM
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*Tunnels under Callidus' fence, pokes him on the nose and retreats back through the tunnel*

Hah! Suck on that, Cally!
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post Oct 30 2013, 01:04 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:02 PM) *

*Tunnels under Callidus' fence, pokes him on the nose and retreats back through the tunnel*

Hah! Suck on that, Cally!


Did you really think I wasn't prepared for this?

*Collapses tunnel before Colonel Mustard can escape. Drags him out and ties him to outside of fence*

Kobby, were you planning on dragging the Colonel here down with you?

Would you like him giftwrapped? Or is he fine as is?

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post Oct 30 2013, 01:10 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 30 2013, 12:04 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:02 PM) *

*Tunnels under Callidus' fence, pokes him on the nose and retreats back through the tunnel*

Hah! Suck on that, Cally!


Did you really think I wasn't prepared for this?

*Collapses tunnel before Colonel Mustard can escape. Drags him out and ties him to outside of fence*

Kobby, were you planning on dragging the Colonel here down with you?

Would you like him giftwrapped? Or is he fine as is?

*Pokes the ropes on the nose and opens up the fence by also poking it on the nose. Then pokes Callidus on the nose once more before disappearing in a puff of smoke*

Houdini poke, suckah!
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post Oct 30 2013, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:10 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 30 2013, 12:04 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:02 PM) *

*Tunnels under Callidus' fence, pokes him on the nose and retreats back through the tunnel*

Hah! Suck on that, Cally!


Did you really think I wasn't prepared for this?

*Collapses tunnel before Colonel Mustard can escape. Drags him out and ties him to outside of fence*

Kobby, were you planning on dragging the Colonel here down with you?

Would you like him giftwrapped? Or is he fine as is?

*Pokes the ropes on the nose and opens up the fence by also poking it on the nose. Then pokes Callidus on the nose once more before disappearing in a puff of smoke*

Houdini poke, suckah!


*Sigh*

If you insist

*Clicks fingers. Colonel reappears in a cloud of smoke, in steel cage. The cage, it's locks and bars are all noticeably devoid of noses*

And just in case

*Winches cage 50 feet into the air, where it rocks nauseatingly in the breeze*

Hmm, maybe that's not enough

*Swings cage around untl it's over acid pit, rigs quick release mechanism*

You so much as sneeze in there Colonel and the cage falls. Your nose poking won't save you this time.

*Laughs maniacally*


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post Oct 30 2013, 01:20 PM
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*Disappears in puff of smoke once more. When it clears, Callidus is now in the cage. Mustard produces a pair of giant cartoonish scissors and snips through the cable. As the cage falls, Mustard pokes it on the nose once more*

THERE WILL BE NO LOGIC THIS DAY!!!
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post Oct 30 2013, 01:24 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:20 PM) *

*Disappears in puff of smoke once more. When it clears, Callidus is now in the cage. Mustard produces a pair of giant cartoonish scissors and snips through the cable. As the cage falls, Mustard pokes it on the nose once more*

THERE WILL BE NO LOGIC THIS DAY!!!


Very well, if that's how you want it...

Override protocol Sigma-7

*Cage transforms into helicopter gunship, which ceases the fall and opens fire with special net, designed to capture both people and smoke. And neither it nor the gunship have noses.

Not that the cage did either, but that didn't seem to stop you.*


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post Oct 30 2013, 01:33 PM
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*Swallows the net*

Delicious!
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post Oct 30 2013, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 07:35 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) *

My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.


Poor guy.

He's about to experience an hour+ of pain.


You insulting can helsing? -_-


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post Oct 30 2013, 03:06 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 30 2013, 12:33 PM) *

*Swallows the net*

Delicious!


*Net explodes*


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post Oct 30 2013, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 30 2013, 01:44 PM) *

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 07:35 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) *

My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.


Poor guy.

He's about to experience an hour+ of pain.


You insulting can helsing? -_-


Van Helsing was horrible if we're talking about the version I think we're talking about.
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post Oct 30 2013, 04:17 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 30 2013, 02:44 PM) *

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 07:35 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) *

My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.


Poor guy.

He's about to experience an hour+ of pain.


You insulting can helsing? -_-

Kobby no likey hehe.gif

Fence partially up. Will continue tomorrow. Looks promising.

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post Oct 30 2013, 05:01 PM
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ImpSnob, I'm sorry, but I have to drag you to hell now tongue.gif




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post Oct 30 2013, 05:16 PM
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AAAHHH!! ITS SLENDERMAN!!!! KOBBYS POSSESSED!!! panic.gif panic.gif

Slenderman with.... tentacles? huh.gif



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post Oct 30 2013, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 30 2013, 12:16 PM) *

AAAHHH!! ITS SLENDERMAN!!!! KOBBYS POSSESSED!!! panic.gif panic.gif

Slenderman with.... tentacles? huh.gif


He has tentacles. Look it up, lol


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post Oct 30 2013, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 30 2013, 04:16 PM) *

AAAHHH!! ITS SLENDERMAN!!!! KOBBYS POSSESSED!!! panic.gif panic.gif

Slenderman with.... tentacles? huh.gif


That's the proper slenderman not stupid not at all scary Slender slenderman

Look up MarbleHornets on youtube,it's awesome and perfect for Halloween!
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post Oct 30 2013, 05:36 PM
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 30 2013, 12:35 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 30 2013, 01:55 AM) *

My Hubster and I are gonna watch Van Helsing. He's never seen it before.


Poor guy.

He's about to experience an hour+ of pain.

Despite the movie's flaws, everyone knows they had the best werewolves in film. I haven't seen a werewolf that good in any other film, except for, perhaps, William Corvinus.


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post Oct 30 2013, 05:44 PM
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I love Van Helsing. My husband fell asleep as soon as we gothome from rrenting it, so I watched it alone.


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