SILENCE!

The Black Hand now speaks, and you know how shmecksy my voice can be.

Allow me to make a statement that will draw wonder and awe from my known positions.

In regards to King of Beasts post count and whatnot....from what little I know and have gathered here, it seems to be a series of coincidences and misunderstandings. Likely caused by Kobby's own occasional clumsiness.

The mods and admins here are not so petty as to reset a post count, and certainly have the humor to do as such.

Minque also hasn't even been on since the 28th of October...

SO EVERYONE CALM DOWN BEFORE I GO SUPER SAIYAN ON YOUR COLLECTIVE ARSES!!


AGAIN!!!!

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 30 2013, 11:45 PM

Too bad, I'm back!



@blackie



I like that dragonball reference

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Oct 30 2013, 11:44 PM

Come down, Blackie Mind your blood pressure

What are you gonna do with your other account now, Kobby? Eh, I mean King of Beasts?

This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 30 2013, 11:45 PM

Sorry, you're a little late to the party. We're already in the know.

Maybe go easy on the drama next time.

So I take it your issue is sorted out.

I'm putting the word out...half a million for his "Thorn".

I'm Black Hand.

What's wrong?



Yeah, it just took me forever to get the email

There wasn't one to begin with.

That being said, it looks like Callidus is the next in line for a squirrel war.

Alright. Good deal.

So you're after my "Thorn" I don't want to know what you're planning to do with it.



Yeesh, you really won't take no for an answer

*mALX shrinks back to normal proportions, turns back to flesh colored. Hunts for torn shirt*



"I'm sorry, Minque..."








This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 31 2013, 01:02 AM

-hands bra-

Wait, when did you go all She-Hulk? I missed that.

I've got an amusing quote from House lined up, but I keep missing my cue.

War is not a question.

Wax your bowstrings, sharpen your swords, hide the women and wine, unless it's Chardonnay, that stuff gives me a headache.

The Black Hand comes for you.

Also, I wouldn't bring War unless I liked you, so take it as a compliment when I conquer your fictional lands! Plus, I got all riled up...got to take it out on someone. And mALX is learning Ti Kwan Leap at the moment.

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 31 2013, 12:36 AM

*Sigh*

Well if war it must be then so be it.

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Oct 31 2013, 12:43 AM

YES! Just....yes! This....this is why you are a worthy adversary!

The Gods of Stuff and Junk will sing tales of our battle and your preordained demise to generations of bored classroom kids who honestly don't care about ancient battles!!

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Oct 31 2013, 12:46 AM

Wow. The Gods of Stuff and Junk I thought those guys didn't get on.

Not so keen on the "preordained demise" bit. Doesn't it cheapen your apparently inevitable victory if you already know I'm going to lose, regardless of what I do? They do say "nothing ventured, nothing gained" after all, and you're not really venturing at all if you can't lose.

I mean surely there's got to be some sort of epic struggle that could go either way, with the fate of the galaxy resting on the outcome or something, otherwise, where's the fun?

Thanks! I was just about to wonder where you were when you popped up!








This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 31 2013, 12:57 AM

Oh that's just Sabre-Rattling, like the Bandits in TES who say that you're about to die even as they fall dead from your sneak attack arrow.

"One of us will die here, and it won't be me!" *PLOP*