Wait... Which one did you eat? Kobby or King of Beasts? We call both of them Kobby!

This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 31 2013, 10:25 PM

Either way, he gonna have stomach problems later

Scared any kids yet?

So you ate [censored]? XD

I´m bored.

This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 31 2013, 11:03 PM

No, your food turns into [censored].

Ok people, lets change the subject

What's up?

Was he salty?

Lets do that. Did anyone actually achieve their New Year's resolution or did you guys not meet your expectations?

I made no resolution, lol.

Neither did I. "What´s worth fighting for ain´t worth fighting for. It should just come to you"

I should make that my new siggy

I achieved my goal of getting a different job.

Kobby met his, he made top poster of all time.

Of course you did. You have boobs. People just give you stuff then.


I´m signing off now. Got a lot of free time tomorrow and I don´t want to miss it!




This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 31 2013, 11:13 PM

Jobs, get out of traffic tickets, have doors held for you, A's on college courses, etc. They are nice to have, yeah they are.

My resolution was to conquer the world. So far I haven't managed but there's still a few months left.

Technically, your own world inside your home would qualify, are you master of your domain? Lol.

My boobs must be horrendous, considering it took me almost three years to find the job at Wal-Mart, beg for the job at the dollar store, and a year and a half to find the job at Target.

You called down the Thunder.

Now reap the Whirlwind.


Empire of the Black Hand, Island Fortress of Needless Gloom and Secrecy

"I the Unnamed Councilor wearing a dark cloak and hood so that my very identity is obscured to the rest of the council have been told that there is another war that looms. The People of Callidus Thorn must be brought to justice."

"Um, isn't this a needless waste of time and resources? I mean, with the levels of power and wealth we control, we could develop ourselves into a Type One Civilization and take over and terraform entire planets....within this very generation. I could be bouncing my grandchild on my knee on Mars!" Spoke the young intern.

"Foolish Intern! Your libertarian values hold no sway over the Council of Needless Warfare, Debt Increase, and False Representation of Democracy! This is the Empire of the Black Hand!" The Unnamed Councillor fired back.

"Sir, you do realize that with the amount of money you would spend on a single day in this war, you could establish a Universal Health Care system and lower the amount of tax the population already puts into Health Care, despite the fact that it's higher than any other nation that already has UHC, and they receive literally none of the benefits of those same taxes?" the Intern questioned.

"Your thinly veiled allegories comparing us to a large North American Country won't be tolerated! Send him into the cubicles of Minimum Wage!" The Councillor fired.

"Also, I didn't get a 'harrumph' before he started speaking...that's just plain rude and nontraditional...where was I? Ah, Yes. 'Justice' for Callidus Thorn...by which I mean the 'Justice Division' of the Imperial Navy! Muhahahahah!™" The Councillor Cackled. "Speaking of which, what level of tech are we going for on this one?"

"Harrumph. Well, he seems to be a Star Wars Fan..." answered a Councilor.

"Prequel or Standard? Cause I won't tolerate Prequel, too much nonsense...literally...a state in which things did not use sense, logic or consistency. Darth Maul was kinda cool, but that's about as far as it went.."

"Well, our use of a Darth Maul Avatar in the last War of Three Fronts, and Beast of Six Backs seemed to incur a negative reaction upon his part."

"Fantastic! We'll go with Standard then...I think I got one of those hummy things laying around here...Hmmm...Inept Henchman! See if this still works...."

Inept Henchman grabs lightsaber, checks discharge port, runs red plasma blade through left eye and back of skull. Inept Henchman #111,453 perishes.

"Eeeeexcellent! The blade still works! Now...what will my Moniker be?"

"Let's see: Darth Tyrannus, played by Christopher Lee, had a modified lightsaber that he was very skilled in, spoke in big words and gilded tones, very suave and smooth."

"Sounds good..."

"Also originally named Count Dooku, as named by Lucas' Daughter, is a Prequel Character, and was pwned by Teen Drama Star with Emotional Problems that would later become Darth Vader."

"*Sigh* Next."

"A general Dark Cloak and Dark Side association from the Role Playing aspect...got a scarred dude with an Australian accent."

"Next."

"A shadow...thing,....that murmurs."

"Next."

"Darth Traya, aka Kreia....master manipulator, made Sidious look like a 7 year old who finished a Connect-The-Dots."

"Hmmmm."

"Also used in one of the worst endings ever in a Video Game."

"Next."

"How about we just go with 'Homegenized Dark Lord with Red Sword?"

"Let's."