Oh, one of those headaches.

Ouch

Watching finding nemo. Gonna go pick out a Christmas tree soon

We had a Christmas tree last year. My husband got angry with me and threw it away. It was a reusable one.

Why'd he get mad and throw a reusable Christmas tree away?!

Perhaps he's secretly the Grinch?

Because I smothered it with tinsel. And this year we're "not allowed" to have a tree. He knows I'll just go get tinsel again lol

What's wrong with tinsel?!

I'm agreeing with Mr. Thorn on this situation, lol


He should be happy you're not spraying fake snow everywhere like I do every Christmas

[Insert terrible tinsel related joke here]

What?

I'm not going to stoop that low

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Dec 15 2013, 08:32 PM

THEY'RE THIN STRIPS OF SHINY FOIL. THEY'RE LIKE CONFETTI, BUT SHINY.

True enough, but it's also very bad for the throat.


That's it. That's as far as I'm going. This far and no further

Stop confusing me. Finish the joke

Aw, you can never get started, and Callidus never gets to finish.

No!

I won't do it!!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!


You really don't know this one?

Okay, but I'll have to say it quietly:

Tinselitis

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Dec 15 2013, 08:41 PM

You trying to make another joke?



I'm...I'm disappointed.

I told you it was terrible. But you just had to know

Well you just HAD to leave me in suspense!

That wasn't suspense, that was me trying to clear the blast radius.

I didn't want to get any on me if somebody else dropped it in

YOU KNOW IM CURIOUS

That's no excuse

I told you it was terrible.

Though I suppose I did build it up quite a bit.

You know you put me in suspense! You KNOW IT!