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Darkness Eternal
post Dec 25 2013, 04:31 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 04:03 PM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 25 2013, 08:57 AM) *

Damn it. I hate it when my plans backfire.

What plans?

So today my elderly grandparent decided to clean the house. Its a big house and since its Christmas, she has the day off and I have to help. So I decided to give her a healthy dose of special tea mixed with.potent ingredients to make her sleep so I can enjoy my day off. It worked.

Problem is I got invited to a get together with a good, beautiful female friend of mine at her house and now my elderly grandparent is feeling sick and exhausted and I'm stuck in the house since I don't drive here. They offered to pick me up but now I have to tend to the older one.

Damn tea. I was looking forward to spending a day with my future girlfriend.

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Elisabeth Hollow
post Dec 25 2013, 04:35 PM
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DE! Stop poisoning your relatives lol


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post Dec 25 2013, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 04:35 PM) *

DE! Stop poisoning your relatives lol

NO! I need to level up my alchemy skills.


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A place where woman never smiled or wept
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post Dec 25 2013, 04:47 PM
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Poison someone else XD

Also, you sound like me.

Hands tea to husband- "Tell me how this makes you feel."

"Suspicious..."

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post Dec 25 2013, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 04:47 PM) *

Poison someone else XD

Also, you sound like me.

Hands tea to husband- "Tell me how this makes you feel."

"Suspicious..."

Those "someone else" aren't tremendous buzzkills when it comes to me enjoying myself.

Yeah, knowing you I'd be suspicious too.


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A place where woman never smiled or wept
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And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept,
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The grass below—above the vaulted sky.”
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post Dec 25 2013, 05:56 PM
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Why dies everyone say that? XD


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post Dec 25 2013, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 11:56 AM) *

Why dies everyone say that? XD


You know a lot about poison and [censored], how is that NOT gonna cause suspicion if you ask someone how thier tea makes then feel?! rollinglaugh.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 06:20 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2013, 05:18 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 11:56 AM) *

Why dies everyone say that? XD


You know a lot about poison and [censored], how is that NOT gonna cause suspicion if you ask someone how thier tea makes then feel?! rollinglaugh.gif


Until reading this, I would not have been suspicious.

Thanks Kobby for the heads up laugh.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 06:21 PM
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She could probably poison us in other ways blink.gif


Holy [censored]. Liz is [censored] dangerous! rollinglaugh.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2013, 05:21 PM) *

She could probably poison us in other ways blink.gif


Holy [censored]. Liz is [censored] dangerous! rollinglaugh.gif


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*Is suddenly very relieved by the presence of the Atlantic Ocean*

That ought'a stop her for a while, unless she has some seriously long range means at her disposal.

Edit: Game Time!

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post Dec 25 2013, 06:42 PM
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Always watch out for the quiet ones tongue.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 06:44 PM
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Damn right, watch out for the quiet, sweet, innocent looking ones laugh.gif


Liz...are...are you plotting my death? verysad.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 06:47 PM
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Not your death smile.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 06:49 PM
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Yay! happy.gif

As long as it ain't me, I'm fine lol


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post Dec 25 2013, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 06:42 PM) *

Always watch out for the quiet ones tongue.gif

My uncle told me that. I'm disturbed, he says tongue.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 07:31 PM
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I remember I was quoting the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" to my mother by text,

"Mama, just killed a man

Put a against his head, pulled my trigger bow he's dead"

And I was typing the next line, and she called me in a panic.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

I was like "Mom! I didn't kill anyone! It's a song!"

And she goes "Well, I just never know with you!!"

Thanks, mom lol


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post Dec 25 2013, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 05:42 PM) *

Always watch out for the quiet ones tongue.gif


*Checks Liz's post count*

You're one of the quiet ones?

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post Dec 25 2013, 08:17 PM
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What you'd expect? She's a woman.

Yes. I went there!

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A place where woman never smiled or wept
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post Dec 25 2013, 08:21 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 12:31 PM) *

I was like "Mom! I didn't kill anyone! It's a song!"

And she goes "Well, I just never know with you!!"

Thanks, mom lol

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post Dec 25 2013, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 25 2013, 05:47 PM) *
Not your death smile.gif

Just your slow, painful dismemberment. I've been contributing a few ideas, as well. If you can do it through the haze of pain and terror, keep an eye out for the salad tongs and the vinegar; that was my input.
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