QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 26 2013, 02:37 PM)

Whoo!!...So, I'm 40!!...

...Oh yeah!!...*Does finger guns*...
How's about them icicles?!!...
I had food!!!...
*Points*...
SLINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!...

*Wonders for a moment if McBadgere's still drunk*
*Remembers McBadgere's always like this

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Slinky? Reminds me of a joke I heard about slinkies:
Slinkies are like idiots: They both serve no real purpose, but it's fun to push them down stairs.