I sorta get that but I don't lol

He barked so much it made someone kill him, so he barked himself to death, lol.

I'm making chili tonight because damnit, its chili weather!!!!

Oh, okay lol

Sounds good

You spoke about sending a message.

A dead dog is a dead dog.

A dead dog with a sign on the other hand...


The only problem is that it relies on them having a dog that can read and write.

But apart from that...

Liz's explanation makes more sense so I'm just gonna stick with that one

So it's a bit chilly over there then?

I'd never've guessed

Please, no puns today XD

So "chili weather" wasn't a pun?

And I was going with sarcasm with that one, the pun was just incidental.


But since you mentioned puns...

A man walks into a bar...

He wakes up in hospital.


I'll be honest, I'm not sure if that's a really bad joke, or a missing joke

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Jan 24 2014, 08:48 PM

It's a really bad joke

It's a specialty

Not to mention an age-old family tradition.

Puns run in your blood lol

Aye, 'tis a terrible curse.

You think it's hard washing blood out of clothing, trying washing puns out

You can't wash that out

Not even dry cleaning'll shift them.

Nor will wet cleaning come to think of it


Couldn't resist

I think you've got a sickness

Nope, just dozens of ancestors pushing terrible puns on me.

It's a terrible curse...

But one that I can use to inflict great suffering on others

That makes it all worthwhile

Puns are just...ugh lol

They're typically so bad that you can't believe how bad they are. So you want more, to reassure yourself that they really are that bad. But you can never make up your mind, never really believe how bad they are...

But you laugh anyway, and come back for more...

I don't laugh

In the same way that I don't panic, apparently.

Through the medium of emoticons

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Jan 24 2014, 09:21 PM