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mirocu
post Feb 23 2014, 09:04 AM
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post Feb 23 2014, 11:26 AM
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post Feb 23 2014, 11:29 AM
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At least the episodes between when it was new and to the point where they changed it to them having a high-def TV.


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post Feb 23 2014, 11:42 AM
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post Feb 23 2014, 11:44 AM
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You ate Kobbyīs thawed-up pizza? tongue.gif


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post Feb 23 2014, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 23 2014, 10:44 AM) *

You ate Kobbyīs thawed-up pizza? tongue.gif


Nope, it just hasn't settled down from last night.

This morning it's strongly advising me not to eat anything.


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post Feb 23 2014, 11:58 AM
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post Feb 23 2014, 12:05 PM
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Who doesn't?

Especially when it means no breakfast! sad.gif


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post Feb 23 2014, 12:07 PM
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Canīt you have tea or something at least?


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post Feb 23 2014, 12:12 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 23 2014, 11:07 AM) *

Canīt you have tea or something at least?


I've had a cup of tea, but that's all.

I was going to have a sausage sandwich for breakfast... sad.gif


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post Feb 23 2014, 12:13 PM
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Something to look forward to on a good morning at least smile.gif

Canīt give any advice on how to fix your stomach, though. But I guess you didnīt expect that I could... tongue.gif


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post Feb 23 2014, 12:24 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 23 2014, 11:13 AM) *

Canīt give any advice on how to fix your stomach, though. But I guess you didnīt expect that I could... tongue.gif


Well, as DE discovered recently, this is not the place to go for advice laugh.gif


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post Feb 23 2014, 12:32 PM
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No it isnīt rollinglaugh.gif


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post Feb 23 2014, 02:31 PM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 22 2014, 11:10 AM) *

Personally, I've been taught to NEVER ask a girl if I can kiss her. As the male, I must naturally lead. But damn, she's just driving me nuts with her aloofness. I don't want to go in caveman style. /sigh

I can do well with other girls but with one that's official I can't get my stuff right.

Gently grab her chin with one hand, and her cheek with the other and lean in. Use the hand on her cheek and slid it to the back of her neck and pull her towards you.

If there's resistance, stop. If not, kiss her. Maybe she's waiting doe you to be more assertive, or she's not too interested. Try being gentle if you haven't already. Sometimes something as "simple" as kissing can be a big deal if y'all haven't done it yet. If you have, then maybe she isnt too crazy about your technique. I had a boyfriend who likes to just go all tongue immediately, when I prefer the short, sweet kisses until things heat up, then tongue. Tell her to kiss you the way she likes to be kissed.


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post Feb 23 2014, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 23 2014, 01:31 PM) *

I'm still alive for now! XD

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 22 2014, 11:10 AM) *

Personally, I've been taught to NEVER ask a girl if I can kiss her. As the male, I must naturally lead. But damn, she's just driving me nuts with her aloofness. I don't want to go in caveman style. /sigh

I can do well with other girls but with one that's official I can't get my stuff right.

Gently grab her chin with one hand, and her cheek with the other and lean in. Use the hand on her cheek and slid it to the back of her neck and pull her towards you.

If there's resistance, stop. If not, kiss her. Maybe she's waiting doe you to be more assertive, or she's not too interested. Try being gentle if you haven't already. Sometimes something as "simple" as kissing can be a big deal if y'all haven't done it yet. If you have, then maybe she isnt too crazy about your technique. I had a boyfriend who likes to just go all tongue immediately, when I prefer the short, sweet kisses until things heat up, then tongue. Tell her to kiss you the way she likes to be kissed.


Or you can go the Rick Ross route and then you can do whatever you want!

Haha...oh I'm a horrible person, damn you rap and Frankie Boyle!You're horrible influences.
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post Feb 23 2014, 04:42 PM
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I donīt see kissing as such a big deal. Or anything, really. I just find it all.... boring mellow.gif


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post Feb 23 2014, 05:04 PM
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Have you ever kissed? Personally, it's amazing if you've got the right partner. But it's totaly cool to not be interested. I know a few people who just aren't interested in sex, physical contatc, or kissing or anything.


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post Feb 23 2014, 05:05 PM
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I have but certainly not with the right gal, I can tell you that.


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post Feb 23 2014, 06:27 PM
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I' at the coffee shop down the road, and I've got forty-five minutes before my clothes are finished washing:D


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post Feb 23 2014, 06:30 PM
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Then you have time to chat! laugh.gif


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