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Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 06:10 PM) QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:37 PM) THAT ONE GUY,....WHAT'S HIS NAME?.... [snip] "Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!"
Look out! It's that one guy! Has nobody seen Scott Pilgrim vs The World? @Mirocu: Black Hand seems to have gone all Terminator. You need to get out of the house. Now, before he finds you!
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Black Hand |
Mar 17 2014, 10:14 PM
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Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Mar 17 2014, 01:34 PM) By teh Empra, he's back! ......BEGIN SCAN...Subject Acquired...Begin Analysis... ROHIRRIMAssessment*Ruined childhood. ADDENDUM: Childhood ruined to exponential levels. Unit is responsible for 23.7753% of psychological trauma. Add to 'To-Do List' subroutine: "Write 'I'm Sorry' card to Rohirrim." TIMESTAMP: 03/17/2104 1410 Hours. EXPIRES: N/A *Gifted Writer *Avid Roleplayer *Quick to jump on lewd line of jocularity. Likely apprenticed to Elizabeth Hollow. PERCENTAGE MATCH: N/A...Personnel Scan Mode Only. ______________________________________________________ "I'm not back. I'm just visiting the old stomping grounds. I think."
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Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 09:12 PM) *sound from pump-action shotgun* -clack-clack- Don´t worry, I´ll be ok You sure about that? This is Black Hand. Well, sort of. I hope there aren't any shadows in your place What in Odin's name-? "Write 'I'm sorry' card to Rohirrim"???? Who are you? Where's the real Black Hand? This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Mar 17 2014, 10:17 PM
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King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 10:15 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 04:12 PM) And I'm back. You still here Kobby? So... What happened to Black Hand??? I fell asleep lol
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Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 09:15 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 04:12 PM) And I'm back. You still here Kobby? So... What happened to Black Hand??? I fell asleep lol QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:16 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) I fell asleep lol
"And I watched you the whole time....." You didn't run far enough Kobby!
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King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 10:19 PM
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Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:16 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) I fell asleep lol
"And I watched you the whole time....." Hey, what you do in your free time isn't my business QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 05:18 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 09:15 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 04:12 PM) And I'm back. You still here Kobby? So... What happened to Black Hand??? I fell asleep lol QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:16 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) I fell asleep lol
"And I watched you the whole time....." You didn't run far enough Kobby! Let him watch me. He's not gonna see anything interesting
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Black Hand |
Mar 17 2014, 10:23 PM
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Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) What in Odin's name-?
"Write 'I'm sorry' card to Rohirrim"????
Who are you?
Where's the real Black Hand?
"I'm a Sarcastic Mimetic Meme-Referencing Cybernetic Organism. Living Tissue over a Metal Endoskeleton, encasing detailed files of stupid movies, popular culture references, questionable websites with even more questionable content, cartoons from the last century and a half, and incredibly funny performances from gifted comedians." "My outer casing, or 'flesh sheath' [INSERTLEWDCOMMENTHERE:ERROR-FILE MISSING OR DELETED] is sampled from the genetics of the user you know as 'Black Hand'. My mission: to protect JOH--SUBJECT DELETED; King Of Beasts. If there is no threat, then I am to create one so as to be relevant to the running gag."
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Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 10:23 PM
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Joined: 29-September 13
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Right... Yeah, most people'd be creeped out by that... I'm kinda glad you didn't get in the Delorean now... Aargh! Ninja'd by Black Hand! And... Have you found a threat yet? This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Mar 17 2014, 10:25 PM
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mirocu |
Mar 17 2014, 10:27 PM
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 10:28 PM
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After reading Black Hand/SMMMRCO's post, I can't help feeling somewhat alarmed. I mean, did shoot Kobby on a few occasions
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mirocu |
Mar 17 2014, 10:32 PM
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:29 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:23 PM) And...
Have you found a threat yet?
"You are currently the most likely candidate that can act as one, without losing control from my mission parameters. I stand a 53.18008 percent survivability rate in a direct face-off with you...or that's the code for 'boobies' on a standard calculator...I am uncertain as I've been abusing electricity and electromagnetic fields for quite some time now." "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise" Actually I suspect you're odds of survivability in a direct face-off against me are substantially higher than that. You are wearing a mask, which gives you a significant advantage in a face-off. It's like walking around with an extra life.
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McBadgere |
Mar 17 2014, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:29 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:23 PM) And...
Have you found a threat yet?
"You are currently the most likely candidate that can act as one, without losing control from my mission parameters. I stand a 53.18008 percent survivability rate in a direct face-off with you...or that's the code for 'boobies' on a standard calculator...I am uncertain as I've been abusing electricity and electromagnetic fields for quite some time now." Heh...You said Boobies... ... QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) *Approaches Kiln butt-naked.*
"I need your clothes, your worn out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa Scooter."
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Dammit!!!!...Kiln paid for the extra special service again, didn't he?... ...
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Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Mar 17 2014, 09:35 PM) QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:29 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:23 PM) And...
Have you found a threat yet?
"You are currently the most likely candidate that can act as one, without losing control from my mission parameters. I stand a 53.18008 percent survivability rate in a direct face-off with you...or that's the code for 'boobies' on a standard calculator...I am uncertain as I've been abusing electricity and electromagnetic fields for quite some time now." Heh...You said Boobies... ... Heh, so did you Edit: *Reads edit/merged doubleposting* This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Mar 17 2014, 10:38 PM
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