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mirocu
post Mar 17 2014, 11:03 PM
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Btw, did you watch the Terminator link? It´s pretty impressive smile.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 11:04 PM
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....the Anonymous User would be me...to correlate with my 'dark mysterious nature'...lol.

Meanwhile, Back In Character!!

*Is accosted by the local 'bobbies' for possessing a firearm in Great Britain.*

Bobby #1: "Ey! Al roight, there Guv'nah! What's all this then? Don't you know that firearm possession is strictly controlled and regulated in the Queen's territory?!"

Me: "No."

Bobby #2: "Well then, unfortunately the Missus Elizabeth has also decreed that ignorance of her laws isn't sufficient excuse. We'll need to confiscate your firearm, and detain you for proper questioning!"

Me: "Just one question: You and what army?"

Bobby #1 & 2: "Oy...that's right! We don't carry firearms do we?!"

Me: "I'll give you a three second headstart....God Bless America!!"
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post Mar 17 2014, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 10:03 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 06:01 PM) *

If that´s not something to laugh about, why are you both so happy?


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I'm laughing at your soon to come demise biggrin.gif


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QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:03 PM) *

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Btw, did you watch the Terminator link? It´s pretty impressive smile.gif


Ermm...

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post Mar 17 2014, 11:06 PM
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I love the British accent! rollinglaugh.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 10:04 PM) *

....the Anonymous User would be me...to correlate with my 'dark mysterious nature'...lol.


Aah, it's you being melodramatic again wink.gif

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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 10:04 PM) *

Meanwhile, Back In Character!!

*Is accosted by the local 'bobbies' for possessing a firearm in Great Britain.*

Bobby #1: "Ey! Al roight, there Guv'nah! What's all this then? Don't you know that firearm possession is strictly controlled and regulated in the Queen's territory?!"

Me: "No."

Bobby #2: "Well then, unfortunately the Missus Elizabeth has also decreed that ignorance of her laws isn't sufficient excuse. We'll need to confiscate your firearm, and detain you for proper questioning!"

Me: "Just one question: You and what army?"

Bobby #1 & 2: "Oy...that's right! We don't carry firearms do we?!"

Me: "I'll give you a three second headstart....God Bless America!!"


Heh, I can see you're not up to date on UK news.

America's not the only place where police have shot people, with or without the person in question being armed.

Here they don't even get into trouble for it sad.gif

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post Mar 17 2014, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 11:07 PM) *

America's not the only place where police have shot people.

Here they don't even get into trouble for it sad.gif

And here they get into trouble for shooting at robbers armed with heavy weapons kvleft.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 03:07 PM) *


Heh, I can see you're not up to date on UK news.

America's not the only place where police have shot people, with or without the person in question being armed.

Here they don't even get into trouble for it sad.gif


Like a paid vaca--I mean suspension qualifies as 'getting in trouble'.
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post Mar 17 2014, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:09 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 11:07 PM) *

America's not the only place where police have shot people.

Here they don't even get into trouble for it sad.gif

And here they get into trouble for shooting at robbers armed with heavy weapons kvleft.gif


Regrettably the police here rarely get in trouble for what they do on duty.

A while back a case was closed where the police essentially murdered a guy in a taxi. They thought he had a gun, but he'd ditched it a couple of hundred yards back, and apparently none of the officers watching him saw it. It went to court and everything, and they called it a lawful shooting.

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Like a paid vaca--I mean suspension qualifies as 'getting in trouble'.


It's more than happens here.

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post Mar 17 2014, 11:15 PM
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I´m so happy both my Zappers are working flawlessly biggrin.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 11:16 PM
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I'm thinking I might call it a night, maybe watch a couple of episodes of Battlestar Galactica...

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post Mar 17 2014, 11:17 PM
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I might go soon too. Bed is calling.. biggrin.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 11:18 PM
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And it seems Black Hand's gone too.

Later y'all


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post Mar 17 2014, 11:18 PM
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post Mar 17 2014, 11:49 PM
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post Mar 18 2014, 02:54 AM
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I'm legitimately afraid of calling the police now, because of all of the stories going around, and now they show my friend's do for no reason?

In other news, Snuggles went to sleep early, and I'm debating on making my lunch for tomorrow now, or sleeping.


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post Mar 18 2014, 03:03 AM
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Make lunch now, sleep after lol

What stories are going around?

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post Mar 18 2014, 03:19 AM
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A woman called 911 because she thought her boyfriend had alcohol poisoning. The EMTs got there and he was coherent and responding. As soon as they told him he didn't have to be hospitalized, four cops showed up and told him to go to the hospital. He said no, and asked them to please leave his house. They cuffed his girlfriend, tased him several times, and broke his face.

THEN he had to go to the hospital. The girlfriend said she called for an ambulance, and said nothing about the cops, and never said anything about violence or a domestic dispute.

Sooooo...

Not to mention there's the story of the parents who got arrested because they discharged their two year old and went to another hospital because they didn't think she would need major surgery.

I used to trust Law Enforcement. Now I'm terrified of them, and I don't do anything against the law.

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post Mar 18 2014, 03:21 AM
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Oh, the law enforcement is crap. They know they have power, and they abuse it. If they want you dead or hospitalized, they'll make it happen.

The government sucks now.


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post Mar 18 2014, 03:22 AM
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There's also the story of the woman who got charged with kidnapping because she was pregnant and moved to a different state...


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post Mar 18 2014, 03:28 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 17 2014, 10:22 PM) *

There's also the story of the woman who got charged with kidnapping because she was pregnant and moved to a different state...


She was charged of kidnapping the baby inside of her stomach.

What the [censored].

Can the law get anymore stupid?!?!


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