Well, you know what they say: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

You didn´t get that, did you?

It´s a reference to a text based exploring game I always play on my Windows 3.11 in the cottage

Ah, a reference to a game from before my time.

I hope my not getting it makes you feel old

Why would it? We could both sit down and watch movies from the 1920s and it wouldn´t make any difference

I´m more disturbed as a gamer that you don´t know history

This post has been edited by mirocu: Mar 20 2014, 10:58 PM

Well that tends to be the usual response when someone fails to get a reference because they're too young.

I didn't get into gaming until it had pictures.

That doesn´t make you younger, it just makes you a gamer who needs fancy smancy graphics


I got pretty far one summer but the lack of a functional save system stopped me from proceeding

My copies of Baldur's Gate 1&2, Fallout 1&2, and Starcraft say otherwise



That sounds like a hell of a problem for a game.

Maybe I should have said I didn't get into gaming until they started making them properly

Well, this is a game from an independent crew so one can´t ask too much I guess. Maybe it wasn´t even the full version we got.

Still a fun game with many wacky situations. If you try to plug in a phone, a tele company worker may show up from the shadows, unscrew the socket, mutter something, throw a catalogue at your feet and walk back into the shadows. Kinda like Blackie

That just sounds weird...

And speaking of Black Hand, where is everybody?

It's been like a graveyard today.

Maybe he´s busy burying them...?

Anyway, I think I'm gonna call it quits for the night.

Later

Yeah, me too I think. Got a big day tomorrow; it´s Friday!!

Not that it matters now, but still See ya!

*DOWNLOADING FILES------>>Humans Speculating.

*BEGIN SARCASTIC LAUGHTER REPONSE.......

*Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......

*CHECKING UNIT FOR BORG TECHNOLOGY.....Scan Complete,....negative results for Borg Technology.

*CHECKING UNIT FOR VAMPIRISM......Scan Not Needed...Vampirisim is Mythological and not actually real.

INITIATING PROTOCOLS....Mission Not Complete....

*MISSION PARAMETERS:

*Protect John Connor King Of Beasts

*Tick Off Mrs. Hollow

*Tick Off The World

*Challenge McBadgere To Guiness Drinking Contest, Followed By Literal Pissing Contest

*Pick Up My Drycleaning On the Way Home, Would You Dear? Oh and we need milk...you know as long as--
--ADDENDUM: Goddammit, Ma! Stay out of my Programming Port!!

......Initiating Confrontation Protocol.

__________________________________________________



Affirmative, my mission is to protect you.



It's the TEXAN-1000! Super-Sarcastic Mimetic Poly-Alloy!



Liquid Witch.



Negative. Her instincts are to protect her young, however she does have a very large arsenal of knives and stabbing weapons.

Prepare for shotgun assault!

*Lever-Action Cocking Sound*

Liz can do a lotta things to me, but I will not allow her to mess with my balls

*Stops mid-barrage and turns and stares at Kobby*

I need to show y'all my knife collection

It doesn't sound wrong if you don't have a dirty mind



YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME

I have one knife. It is sufficient.


But I have many, many games!

you certaintly do! (have a lot of games that is)

of course most of them are ancient

Black Hand certainly has an effect on the thread.

Or Black Hand's replacement anyway.

I wonder if we'll ever see the real one again...