Callidus Thorn...a name that shall live in infamy!
For this generation, and all generations to come!!!
....well...actually, with all the budget cuts we'll be making to Education for this war, we'll be lucky if the next generation can so much as read, much less recognize important events of their past.
But still infamous!
Plus, we're changing up tactics.
Psychological warfare. A study reveals that 43% of Thornies are afraid of both Clowns and Water.
Super Snipers. In this modern day and age, people want up-to-the-nanosecond updates on how the war is being waged. Just before we take out those Thorny Officers from two kilometers, you'll get CNN HD, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr,....MySpace?!...okay,....and a bunch of other social media updates as soon as we reduce them to a fine, pink mist.
THOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!...time for redepmtion!