Wow..Blackie changed his avatar....he's V again....scaaaary!

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.

However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

*carves "V" into poster on wall*

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.



I am quite sure they will say so.

I am a sad paladin today, for it is my duty to inform you that the newly joined member MALX2, who has purported to be the return of our dear and missing mALX is an imposter. Half a dozen members, including some of our moderators grew suspicious of numerous small things. After consulting with our mod team, I sent this member a PM with some simple questions that only the real mALX would know the answers to. The member’s response made it clear they are not mALX. In fact, this imposter angrily confessed to misleading us for the purpose of becoming a moderator and using that authority to damage both our forum and its members.

I know that all of us fervently wanted this member to be our dear missing mALX. Because of the cruelness of this deception, it was necessary to take action against this member’s account. You will not be seeing further posts from MALX2.

It is clear that this imposter studied Chorrol and its members enough to cause significant anguish among mALX’s friends. Unfortunately, I cannot promise that this individual will not rejoin using a different name/account/IP and try to cause further mischief. Yet another reminder of the caution necessary in navigating the internet – even our cozy little Chorrol home.

I am posting this comment in both the Coffee Shop and Everything thread, since those are the two threads where 'MALX2' posted.

I'm beyond simply pissed about this. Why would someone wanna destroy the forums?!

We had some haters ....years ago...so well there are always ppl who wanna destroy...

AUGH! I'm so pissed off about this! How DARE somebody impersonate someone we've been worried SICK about just to try to become a mod and destroy the forums!!!

Oh aye bad people dare...and even DO evil things....

I think they've done more damage than they anticipated.

I feel sick now

Me too, Kobby.

Me too!

Moving on to pundom- because that is the last refuge of a dachshund- or something....

So I understand McB is turning the cows to pasture... which means he is once more...


Outstanding in his field...


(Badda boom)

Thanks I'll be here all week. Try the meatloaf... No really- "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" is a classic....

Guys...

I'm so depressed...

A cyclops can't wink!!

What kind of world is this??

A cyclops CAN wink


But they can't blink...

There must be a lot of confusion in Cyclops bars.

Maybe winking isn't a sign of flirtation in cyclops land

@Liz---

So- more depressing news from the medical front...

There is a new virus out there- apparently similar to the bird flu..

It's called "Chirpies"

It's a canerial disease....

But the worst part..

















It's untweetable.

Is there a copy of the message the imposter sent to the mods? Acadian, you said they confessed. Do they go into detail on what they wanted to do to the forums, exactly?

The exact text isn't going to be released. It is a page long rant about various things he/she disliked about the direction of the forums and said person's dictator like vision of reform. The basic idea, from what we gained, was that the intent was to gain a moderator spot and use it to ban people thet didn't fit his criteria with the intent to reform parts of the forum. I won't completely say that it wasn't a regular here but there are tell-tale signatures in people's posts that are hard to cover up, even if they try. I didn't personally draw any parallels to current active members, not saying this for certain, but I doubt any of the regulars or recent posters would go to these lengths to do this.

I feel like I would've been banned had this imposter succeeded lol