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Kiln |
Apr 16 2014, 11:40 AM
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Joined: 22-June 05
From: Balmora, Eight Plates
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) This site has a well-armed moderator? Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules... You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Apr 16 2014, 11:44 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 05:40 AM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) This site has a well-armed moderator? Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules... You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow. Gun safety was drilled into us at a young age. A gun is a weapon, not a recreational tool. Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!!
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Callidus Thorn |
Apr 16 2014, 11:50 AM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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That's just weird QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 11:40 AM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) This site has a well-armed moderator? Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules... You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow. Not really, but "just as well I know the majority of gun owners not to be trigger happy or anything" makes for a lousy punchline This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Apr 16 2014, 11:53 AM
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Kiln |
Apr 16 2014, 11:51 AM
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Forum Bard
Joined: 22-June 05
From: Balmora, Eight Plates
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 16 2014, 10:44 AM) QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 05:40 AM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) This site has a well-armed moderator? Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules... You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow. Gun safety was drilled into us at a young age. A gun is a weapon, not a recreational tool. Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!! Try being a male at a urinal without a divider. Most awkward experience ever when another guy comes in and picks the one right beside you rather than the next one over.
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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King Of Beasts |
Apr 16 2014, 12:39 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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I no longer use urinals in public bathrooms unless they have dividers because I feel very VERY uncomfortable considering some dumbass pretty much always decides to stand RIGHT next to to you despite there being like three empty spots lol Then there's also the matter of HAVING to stand next to someone if the bathroom is pretty full -shudders- And don't get me started on how clean these bathrooms honestly are Maybe it's always the same person, Liz
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Acadian |
Apr 16 2014, 12:49 PM
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Paladin
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Las Vegas
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM) This site has a well-armed moderator? ... More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 16 2014, 03:44 AM) ... Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!! Okay, Liz, I promise to never use the stall next to you again.
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treydog |
Apr 16 2014, 12:55 PM
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Master
Joined: 13-February 05
From: The Smoky Mountains
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So a guy walks into a bathroom.... No, wait, that's a different joke. (And yes- I completely agree- having mentioned to Mrs. Treydog that visits to the bathroom are NOT what I consider a "social occasion"- so anyone can kindly use the OTHER stall.)
Now back to our regularly scheduled ancient joke.
A guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He sets it down and asks the bartender, "If I can show you something amazing, can I get a free drink?"
Bartender says, "Sounds like a deal; go ahead."
Guy opens the box and puts 2 frogs and a hamster on the bar. The frogs go into a dance routine, while singing a medley of Broadway songs.
The bartender agrees it was amazing and gives the guy his free drink. Meanwhile, a second customer tells the guy: "I'll give you 1000 dollars cash for those frogs right now!"
The first guy agrees and the buyer takes the frogs and leaves.
The bartender says, "You know, you could have gotten a better deal for those frogs."
The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."
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The best-dressed newt in Mournhold.
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Callidus Thorn |
Apr 16 2014, 01:13 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 16 2014, 12:49 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM) This site has a well-armed moderator? ... More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. Really? I'd have thought a sword for you and a bow for Buffy would be more apt QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 12:55 PM) So a guy walks into a bathroom.... No, wait, that's a different joke. (And yes- I completely agree- having mentioned to Mrs. Treydog that visits to the bathroom are NOT what I consider a "social occasion"- so anyone can kindly use the OTHER stall.)
Now back to our regularly scheduled ancient joke.
A guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He sets it down and asks the bartender, "If I can show you something amazing, can I get a free drink?"
Bartender says, "Sounds like a deal; go ahead."
Guy opens the box and puts 2 frogs and a hamster on the bar. The frogs go into a dance routine, while singing a medley of Broadway songs.
The bartender agrees it was amazing and gives the guy his free drink. Meanwhile, a second customer tells the guy: "I'll give you 1000 dollars cash for those frogs right now!"
The first guy agrees and the buyer takes the frogs and leaves.
The bartender says, "You know, you could have gotten a better deal for those frogs."
The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."
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McBadgere |
Apr 16 2014, 01:15 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 21-October 11
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QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 12:55 PM)
The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."
... ... Oh, he's here all week...For several we hope... So, my morning was awesome...In t'tractor on t'field...However, if I use the phrase "I've been rolling thorns all morning" this leads to awkward silences and furtive glances... However, Roller...Grass next to hedges, pressing hedge debris into the ground whilst listening to Radio 2... Awesome...
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McBadgere |
Apr 16 2014, 06:26 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 21-October 11
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 16 2014, 03:04 PM) And mirocu, I figure we all want McB's job - after all, his tractor's sexy! Aw hells yeah!!... ... Well sexy...Gonna put me a Starsky and Hutch stripe along it soon... ... QUOTE(Acadian...) ...More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course Banhammer?... ... *Tut-tut-tut*...Nooo...Not the one...*Shakes head*... Aaaahhhh!!... Banhammer!?... ... ...Noooo...*Shakes head again and tuts some more....*...Not the one... AAAAAHHHHH!!!...Yessssss... BANHAMMER!!!...
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ghastley |
Apr 16 2014, 07:15 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 13-December 10
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 02:09 PM) The sound track's broken on that one.
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Kiln |
Apr 16 2014, 08:53 PM
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Forum Bard
Joined: 22-June 05
From: Balmora, Eight Plates
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[quote name='Acadian' date='Apr 16 2014, 11:49 AM' post='220196'] [quote name='Callidus Thorn' post='220190' date='Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM'] This site has a well-armed moderator? ... [/quote] More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. We only break out the guns if the forum is invaded by a horde of spammers.
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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