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post Apr 16 2014, 11:31 AM
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post Apr 16 2014, 11:39 AM
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This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

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post Apr 16 2014, 11:40 AM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

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You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.


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post Apr 16 2014, 11:44 AM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 05:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

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You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.

Gun safety was drilled into us at a young age. A gun is a weapon, not a recreational tool.

Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!!


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post Apr 16 2014, 11:50 AM
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That's just weird

QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 11:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

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You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.


Not really, but "just as well I know the majority of gun owners not to be trigger happy or anything" makes for a lousy punchline

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post Apr 16 2014, 11:51 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 16 2014, 10:44 AM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 05:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

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You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.

Gun safety was drilled into us at a young age. A gun is a weapon, not a recreational tool.

Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!!

Try being a male at a urinal without a divider. Most awkward experience ever when another guy comes in and picks the one right beside you rather than the next one over.


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post Apr 16 2014, 12:39 PM
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I no longer use urinals in public bathrooms unless they have dividers because I feel very VERY uncomfortable considering some dumbass pretty much always decides to stand RIGHT next to to you despite there being like three empty spots lol

Then there's also the matter of HAVING to stand next to someone if the bathroom is pretty full

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And don't get me started on how clean these bathrooms honestly are dry.gif



Maybe it's always the same person, Liz laugh.gif


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post Apr 16 2014, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM) *
This site has a well-armed moderator? ...
More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. wink.gif

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 16 2014, 03:44 AM) *
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Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!!
Okay, Liz, I promise to never use the stall next to you again. laugh.gif


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post Apr 16 2014, 12:55 PM
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So a guy walks into a bathroom.... No, wait, that's a different joke. (And yes- I completely agree- having mentioned to Mrs. Treydog that visits to the bathroom are NOT what I consider a "social occasion"- so anyone can kindly use the OTHER stall.)

Now back to our regularly scheduled ancient joke.

A guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He sets it down and asks the bartender, "If I can show you something amazing, can I get a free drink?"

Bartender says, "Sounds like a deal; go ahead."

Guy opens the box and puts 2 frogs and a hamster on the bar. The frogs go into a dance routine, while singing a medley of Broadway songs.

The bartender agrees it was amazing and gives the guy his free drink. Meanwhile, a second customer tells the guy: "I'll give you 1000 dollars cash for those frogs right now!"

The first guy agrees and the buyer takes the frogs and leaves.

The bartender says, "You know, you could have gotten a better deal for those frogs."

The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."


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post Apr 16 2014, 01:13 PM
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 16 2014, 12:49 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM) *
This site has a well-armed moderator? ...
More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. wink.gif


Really?

I'd have thought a sword for you and a bow for Buffy would be more apt laugh.gif

QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 12:55 PM) *

So a guy walks into a bathroom.... No, wait, that's a different joke. (And yes- I completely agree- having mentioned to Mrs. Treydog that visits to the bathroom are NOT what I consider a "social occasion"- so anyone can kindly use the OTHER stall.)

Now back to our regularly scheduled ancient joke.

A guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He sets it down and asks the bartender, "If I can show you something amazing, can I get a free drink?"

Bartender says, "Sounds like a deal; go ahead."

Guy opens the box and puts 2 frogs and a hamster on the bar. The frogs go into a dance routine, while singing a medley of Broadway songs.

The bartender agrees it was amazing and gives the guy his free drink. Meanwhile, a second customer tells the guy: "I'll give you 1000 dollars cash for those frogs right now!"

The first guy agrees and the buyer takes the frogs and leaves.

The bartender says, "You know, you could have gotten a better deal for those frogs."

The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."


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post Apr 16 2014, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 12:55 PM) *


The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."


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Oh, he's here all week...For several we hope...

So, my morning was awesome...In t'tractor on t'field...However, if I use the phrase "I've been rolling thorns all morning" this leads to awkward silences and furtive glances...

However, Roller...Grass next to hedges, pressing hedge debris into the ground whilst listening to Radio 2...

Awesome...

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post Apr 16 2014, 02:03 PM
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I wants McB´s job..! laugh.gif

Rollin´ in The Tractor™ aaaaaall daaaaay looooooong biggrin.gif


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post Apr 16 2014, 03:01 PM
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A cup of tea, chocolate chip brioche, and Buffy the Bowgirl

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post Apr 16 2014, 03:04 PM
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Aww, CT, you make me smile. happy.gif

And mirocu, I figure we all want McB's job - after all, his tractor's sexy! tongue.gif


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post Apr 16 2014, 05:41 PM
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Woah! Acadian participating in a conversation on this thread and making more than just one post ohmy.gif


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post Apr 16 2014, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 16 2014, 03:04 PM) *


And mirocu, I figure we all want McB's job - after all, his tractor's sexy! tongue.gif


Aw hells yeah!!... biggrin.gif ...Well sexy...Gonna put me a Starsky and Hutch stripe along it soon... wink.gif biggrin.gif ...

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Banhammer?... huh.gif ...

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Aaaahhhh!!...

Banhammer!?... biggrin.gif ...

huh.gif ...Noooo...*Shakes head again and tuts some more....*...Not the one...

AAAAAHHHHH!!!...Yessssss...

BANHAMMER!!!...
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post Apr 16 2014, 07:09 PM
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BANHAMMER

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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 02:09 PM) *

The sound track's broken on that one. biggrin.gif


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post Apr 16 2014, 08:53 PM
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[quote name='Acadian' date='Apr 16 2014, 11:49 AM' post='220196']
[quote name='Callidus Thorn' post='220190' date='Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM'] This site has a well-armed moderator? ... [/quote] More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. wink.gif

We only break out the guns if the forum is invaded by a horde of spammers. laugh.gif


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QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 09:53 PM) *

We only break out the guns if the forum is invaded by a horde of spammers. laugh.gif

*looks nervously around*


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