Funny, I could swear we don't

So whassup, guys? I just took my bike out for a test drive!

Oh, now you're throwing puns in there??


You....



@rocu

I've been inhaling cleaning products all day lol

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Apr 18 2014, 03:36 PM

Were you expecting anything else?



Not much, tyring to get some more writing done.

It's yet more talking to Teekeeus, so I'm once again drowning in s'

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Apr 18 2014, 03:37 PM

Well...no

Sounds like you´re having a field day, guys


My bike seems all ready for this season. Though it was a biiiiit too cold for riding today

You should clean your bike

I will once we get the water running in the cottage

I think I might have to change my sig again, perhaps add a warning about my puns, since they're so much more common than my sarcasm

Clean it with nature's water

@thorn

Don't forget to add a warning about how painful they are

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Apr 18 2014, 03:43 PM

I would just like to take this moment to make an Statement™...

I have a pretty major manic-depression problem...Think Spike Milligan but with less money, talent and, above all...Hair...

Most likely, the instant I read that mALX was back, I was shocked beyond all reason...For reasons that I'm pretty sure I've made obvious by now...

I tried to manage behind suspicion and somewhat manic though possibly autopilot humour, but I wasn't really here...I think...

That rant earlier in the week should have made me stay away...But no, I kept coming back...Damn you kind people who actually enjoy my company...

And there, all the time, churning in the back of my mind was...Bad Robert...Whispering the usual paranoid crap that it usually does...Bringing back the clichéd old arguments and whatever...

This morning I woke up...Wrong...It's a feeling...A physical feeling like you're not in control at all...It's like there's two people and the other one's in control...No, I'm not schizophrenic...It is literally like it's you, but absolutely not you...

And I couldn't help myself...I genuinely couldn't help myself...

And while I completely admit this looks like an excuse after the fact...I've told enough of you about this often enough...I warned a couple of you about it earlier in the week...

I really really didn't realise how bad I'd gotten, until Darkness Eternal's reply...

And I was absolutely shocked about my behaviour...

Therefore, I will take this opportunity to offer and complete, honest and genuinely heartfelt apology to Darkness Eternal for this and any other slight I have done to him down the years...

I know that we are unlikely to ever be the best of friends...But yes, we're more like a family here...And brothers fight...According to mALX, we do actually have an awful lot in common, if I'd actually tried to find that out...

Oh...And trust me, I like DE more than I like my actual RL brother...At least Darkness Eternal is talented...

Sooooo....

I unreservedly apologise to Darkness Eternal...

*Offers forearm to Darkness Eternal to grasp, much like Gannicus to the mighty Crixus...* can we at least do brothers?...

I shouldn't have done/thought/said it...

I think I should take that break I mentioned earlier...

You mean he should leave it out in the rain?

But that would depress the poor bike. It's be feeling under the weather for days afterwards



I was thinking I'd leave that part as a surprise

And besides, a good pun should be painful.

I'd have expected you, of all people, to appreciate that

Only had to do one thing before I could take off which was to clean the battery poles a bit, especially the minus one. Other than that it was fine, even the tyre pressures were good

Have you checked up on your bike, Kobby?

This post has been edited by mirocu: Apr 18 2014, 03:47 PM

Leave it out for a day

Oh, I do appreciate it





Despite my lack of being able to get along with my brother in law, he's been taking good care of it. Guess we have one thing on common


@McB

We do enjoy our company. Both you and DE. Seeing you two argue is like watching family argue. Hope you two can find a way to get along -insert smiley emoticon since apparently there are too many in this response-

I prefer to take care of my bike myself. Don´t trust others to do it

This post has been edited by mirocu: Apr 18 2014, 03:55 PM

I was thinking of going for a walk this afternoon, but now it's turning all cloudy and overcast. Not a hint of once-blue sky in sight

Guess I'll give it a pass then...

We actually went from overcast to more blue-ish skies..

I'm not as paranoid lol



Walk around the house

But I'm sorry about the weather

Argh!

You've stolen my skies!

I´m not paranoid, I just wanna do it myself because then I know exactly what has been done