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McBadgere
post May 23 2014, 10:24 AM
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I slept badly and completely failed to get up when I wanted to...*Sigh*...Aaand now I keep getting distracted by chums on t'internet and woman in RL... laugh.gif ...
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mirocu
post May 23 2014, 10:24 AM
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Are we the chums of whom thou speaketh? biggrin.gif


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post May 23 2014, 10:26 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 23 2014, 10:24 AM) *

Are we the chums of whom thou speaketh? biggrin.gif


Us?

Distracting?

Surely not... biggrin.gif


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post May 23 2014, 10:27 AM
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-Hey, McB! Look over here....! laugh.gif


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McBadgere
post May 23 2014, 10:37 AM
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...No answer foun-*Looks*...Ooooh...

*PERSONS OF INDITERMINITE PARENTAGE!!!!... laugh.gif ...
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post May 23 2014, 10:42 AM
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I have parents.. biggrin.gif


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Grits
post May 23 2014, 10:42 AM
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Here’s a joke.

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. It turned out to be a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

When he made the women aware of his presence they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man did some fast thinking. “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” He held up the bucket. “I’m here to feed the alligator.”



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post May 23 2014, 10:44 AM
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Morning Grits!

*Reads joke*

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post May 23 2014, 10:48 AM
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PROPER AWESOME JOKE!! laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post May 23 2014, 10:55 AM
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QUOTE(Grits @ May 23 2014, 10:42 AM) *

.....“I’m here to feed the alligator.”


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Fair dues...That's fuunie!...
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post May 23 2014, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 23 2014, 11:55 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ May 23 2014, 10:42 AM) *

.....“I’m here to feed the alligator.”


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Fair dues...That's fuunie!...

What happened in that joke is precisely what you do at your farm, McB, isn´t it!? ADMIT IT!!! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif


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post May 23 2014, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 23 2014, 10:42 AM) *

I have parents.. biggrin.gif


Aaaaand I think you missed the point... biggrin.gif ...
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post May 23 2014, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 23 2014, 11:56 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ May 23 2014, 10:42 AM) *

I have parents.. biggrin.gif


Aaaaand I think you missed the point... biggrin.gif ...

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post May 23 2014, 10:57 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 23 2014, 10:56 AM) *

What happened in that joke is precisely what you do at your farm, McB, isn´t it!? ADMIT IT!!! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

*Thinks about the farm pond*...

*Shudders*....

No...There won't be skinny-dipping in there...Nope...Uh-uh... blink.gif ...

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post May 23 2014, 11:01 AM
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 23 2014, 11:57 AM) *

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This little bugger you put at the end tells me otherwise.. laugh.gif

And just to clarify, I meant that at your farm you wait with the bucket till girls hop into the pond.. biggrin.gif

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post May 23 2014, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 23 2014, 11:01 AM) *

QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 23 2014, 11:57 AM) *

biggrin.gif ...

This little bugger you put at the end tells me otherwise.. laugh.gif

And just to clarify, I meant that at your farm you wait with the bucket till girls hop into the pond.. biggrin.gif


I'm just gonna stick to...No...At this point...Just...No...

It's green...And full of weeds...You're more likely to find Godzilla in there...Seriously...
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post May 23 2014, 11:59 AM
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 23 2014, 06:11 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ May 23 2014, 11:01 AM) *

QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 23 2014, 11:57 AM) *

biggrin.gif ...

This little bugger you put at the end tells me otherwise.. laugh.gif

And just to clarify, I meant that at your farm you wait with the bucket till girls hop into the pond.. biggrin.gif


I'm just gonna stick to...No...At this point...Just...No...

It's green...And full of weeds...You're more likely to find Godzilla in there...Seriously...

So THAT'S where he goes when he's not destroying Tokyo. (Goes off into long B.O.C. riff).


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post May 23 2014, 12:08 PM
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Rocu! biggrin.gif


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post May 23 2014, 12:12 PM
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Obby! laugh.gif


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post May 23 2014, 12:41 PM
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I haven't seen those in a while lol


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