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mirocu
post Jul 13 2014, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Jul 12 2014, 05:55 PM) *

mirocu, with the new work clothes and tools, are you going into business for yourself? Perhaps crafting and selling things of wood?

Nope. It would have been nice if I could do that but the paperwork and regulations would squash me like a bug. I was actually "warned" some time ago about starting my own business by a guy who´s already had his up and running for years. He said all you really do all day is filing paperwork and making phone calls to various authorities wacko.gif

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Did Cafeteria Girl hit back? wink.gif

Nope, as per usual expectations biggrin.gif

Just as well, really. But it would be nice to talk to her again, she seemed very nice. Then again why wouldn´t a girl trying to sell stuff be that...? laugh.gif


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post Jul 13 2014, 04:10 PM
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Did someone say woman/girl in a scenario that could possibly lead to dates and beyond?

Tell me about this female specimen Mirocu!


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post Jul 13 2014, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 13 2014, 05:10 PM) *

Tell me about this female specimen Mirocu!

She had brown, long, straight hair, she was a little petite and very cute. She had just undergone surgery in which something was inserted in her neck that communicated with something in her chest and all of this sent electrical signals to her brain to (hopefully) stop her having epileptic seizures. It was interesting seeing how my sister also have had epileptic seizures and I would have liked to talk to her some more but I couldn´t. Other customers were approaching and my dad was waiting at a nearby table.

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post Jul 14 2014, 02:34 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 13 2014, 04:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 13 2014, 05:10 PM) *

Tell me about this female specimen Mirocu!

She had brown, long, straight hair, she was a little petite and very cute. She had just undergone surgery in which something was inserted in her neck that communicated with something in her chest and all of this sent electrical signals to her brain to (hopefully) stop her having epileptic seizures. It was interesting seeing how my sister also have had epileptic seizures and I would have liked to talk to her some more but I couldn´t. Other customers were approaching and my dad was waiting at a nearby table.


Commit to this, you don't wanna pass up a potential honey.

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post Jul 14 2014, 09:28 AM
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I estimate the chances of her already having a guy to be at 86% and her not being interested anyway to be somewhere at 99,999998% due to my competition out there. I also estimate the chances for me to tolerate being in a relationship to be a whopping 14% so you see, the numbers are stacked against me either way biggrin.gif


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post Jul 14 2014, 11:51 AM
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You know what I learned? You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. There were plenty of opportunities I could've taken that I talked myself out of and I found out I would've been successful.

Weird story: me and my current girlfriend were great friends in the past. One day I asked her out to get some ice cream, we did. I had the intention of giving her a kiss but I talked myself out of it. I learned that if I kissed her all those years ago I would've been her first kiss and that she was waiting for an opportunity. I moved back to the United States and she always regretted my lack of courage. The fact that I'm dating her now bugs me cause I wasn't the first and it was my fault. I hate being second to everything.

Moral, you don't want to live the rest of your life wondering what if.


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post Jul 14 2014, 12:11 PM
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Well spoken, DE. But I have learned that girls ain´t interested in me (because I have tried and showed an interest) so I don´t bother anymore. Plus, I´m now so used to being on my own I couldn´t cope with being with someone as frequent as a relationship dictates.

Still, I agree with every word you said.


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post Jul 14 2014, 12:57 PM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 14 2014, 03:51 AM) *
You know what I learned? You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


Wonderful words for archers and mate-seekers alike to live by! biggrin.gif


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post Jul 14 2014, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Jul 14 2014, 01:57 PM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 14 2014, 03:51 AM) *
You know what I learned? You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


Wonderful words for archers and mate-seekers alike to live by! biggrin.gif

I actually thought of that too! laugh.gif



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post Jul 14 2014, 06:32 PM
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It's 100% true, too.

Looking back to only regrets is no way to live. And if you don't take a chance every now and then, that's all you get. Because life won't throw you an endless amount of opportunities. Just ask Messi about that.


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post Jul 14 2014, 07:23 PM
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Being second isn't that bad. If you're a person's first they may get too curious to try new things with new people.



Expect in sports. You always wanna be first place in sports biggrin.gif

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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 14 2014, 09:28 AM) *

I estimate the chances of her already having a guy to be at 86% and her not being interested anyway to be somewhere at 99,999998% due to my competition out there. I also estimate the chances for me to tolerate being in a relationship to be a whopping 14% so you see, the numbers are stacked against me either way biggrin.gif


Wow! Those percentages are incredibly specific! wink.gif

Of course, human beings aren't maths problems, so she might be totally illogical (by your reasoning, I hasten to add, not mine), and find you utterly bewitching... tongue.gif

Only one way to find out mate...
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post Jul 15 2014, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 14 2014, 12:11 PM) *

Well spoken, DE. But I have learned that girls ain´t interested in me (because I have tried and showed an interest) so I don´t bother anymore. Plus, I´m now so used to being on my own I couldn´t cope with being with someone as frequent as a relationship dictates.

Still, I agree with every word you said.


there's like 4 billion girls in the world man

Not all off them will be disinterested.

As DE said, you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.

Just ignore that little voice in your head saying "oh she's probably got a man" "oh she probably doesn't like me" and just ask for her number, or use a pick-up line(cheesier the better since it'll make you look like a funny guy) or just start a conversation.

And even if she does have a man or is disinterested, then as Jay-Z would say "move on to the next one"
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post Jul 15 2014, 11:50 AM
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How did this thread turn into a dating service? tongue.gif laugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif


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post Jul 15 2014, 12:23 PM
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Because you mentioned a possible date . . .?

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post Jul 15 2014, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 15 2014, 01:23 PM) *

Because you mentioned a possible date . . .?

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It was never even remotely close to a date, I just mentioned a girl I thought was cute laugh.gif

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I think it is time we return to random spamming.

IT´S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IPB Image IPB Image

I´m out of baseball bats though... biggrin.gif


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post Jul 15 2014, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 15 2014, 04:22 PM) *

I´m out of baseball bats though... biggrin.gif


But not, lamentably, out of Family Guy references... mellow.gif


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post Jul 15 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nope! laugh.gif

But I never quite got where the baseball bats came in, like what do they have to do with anything? huh.gif


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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 15 2014, 04:26 PM) *

Nope! laugh.gif

But I never quite got where the baseball bats came in, like what do they have to do with anything? huh.gif


Dunno.

Ask America laugh.gif


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Lol. Always with the Murica... tongue.gif


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