I think you might be the only spammer still here, 'Rocu

Yeah Kobby is gone

Wait a moment! If there's purpose behind your random nonsense, doesn't that mean it's not really random?

Inquiring minds want to forget!

I'm irritated by my neighbor. Dude is running for state representative and he lives across my house. His campaign tactic is going around playing his song every day every hour for over 2 months now. Not a problem.

My problem is the lack of care his family has for their little puppy. For weeks his cute puppy, whom I named Toto, was running loose in the street in the morning while I went to workout. I even joked with my girlfriend that if they don't close their fence and take care of the dog, I'll kidnap him for myself lest a car hits him.

So today I go to take out the trash and who do I find laying beneath the trash. Dead!!?? Toto! His fate? Ran over by a car!! Because someone didn'tppatch the fence up even when their dog kept begging to come in.

I take it you're not going to vote for Dude? Seriously, that sucks. You can tell so much about a person by how they interact with / treat animals.

Yeah. I'm not voting for him anymore. He's busy but it was his family's responsibility. Every morning I played with him and he even tried getting in my house once when his owners didn't answer. I was pretty upset. He was a few months old. Careless bassturds. They don't even act like he's gone

Sorry to hear about Toto, DE. What a terrible way to find him.

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DE - So sorry to hear about Toto Every pet deserves attention and shelter and it seems this dog didn´t get either. Bottom line: take care of what you get or don´t get it at all!!

No I'm not!

*Looks around*

And yet, you're not here...



This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Sep 1 2014, 08:59 PM

Murphy´s Law: you only appeared so you could contradict me!

Nope, it just means we've got a lurking werewolf.

Which would explain why the thread smells of wet dog

We better drag him out with fire and pitchforks!!!


Not to mention, dry him up with fire...

What are the pitchforks for?

Are we gonna dry him off like he's a gaint marshmallow or something?

Gaint marshmallow? Are those psychedelics?

Or did you think I wouldn't notice you slipping up?

Perhaps you hoped that I hadn't noticed.

I'm always here. Always waiting. Always watching.

Never forget that.

You came out of hiding/the shadows/Narnia/whatever just to point out a typo?

I guess you must have one hell of a literary axe to grind...

Dude, you always use pitchforks when you wanna drive out or away monsters! It´s a requirement!

But I thought you wanted Kobby posting more, so why break out the pitchforks to drive him away?

And besides, he's a werewolf, unless it's silver it's not going to do any good.

I swallowed a wad of bubble gum, help me

*In the voice of Dr. Cox*

Blow it out your ass, Kob