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mALX
post Sep 20 2014, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 02:15 PM) *

You want a giant chocolate acorn?



Actually, YES!





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Black Hand
post Sep 20 2014, 09:26 PM
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One at a time.....

I shoo squirrels like you away from bird feeders every day,

One. At. A. Time.........
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post Sep 20 2014, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 04:26 PM) *

One at a time.....

I shoo squirrels like you away from bird feeders every day,

One. At. A. Time.........



"One at a tiiiiiiimmmmmeeee...Wait, you talking to me?"


https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q...y7h1_zq-atVfNm_


*mALX readies army*


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q...1VbBaUXrcN00Tp5


PS: What is with all these dynamic links suddenly? Grrrr!






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post Sep 20 2014, 11:52 PM
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LEGATEAUX: So...the squirrel has been amassing armies all this time. As I suspected. We were never safe. I was right, and you were wrong. It was I who was indeed correct, while you all have been found in error! I am--

SENATE: GET ON WITH IT!

LEGATEAUX: As I was saying....there can be only one tactic that can lead us to victory this time. Three times have we quarreled, and three times have ceded defeat.

SENATE:Yeeeesss??!!

LEGATEAUX: A Musical! Squirrel Quarrel Four: The Re-Re-Reckoning!!


Ah crap! This again?!

*Lights Dim, and curtain opens.*

So long ago it all began,
an age of quarrel
all because of a notebook, an observation
by that psychoanalytical squirrel!

How am I not entitled to read,
the records that bear my name?
More than want, it's my need
Misplaced anger, hidden shame

She runs away, always a step ahead
My lunacy growing; drawing dread
Any enemy but her destroyed
Our pursuit making only me annoyed

The final curtain must be near!
For every 'BWAHA!' I'll make her tear!
I'll vivisect her, see what makes her tick!
Time for this Ahab to catch that Moby Dick!!


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mALX
post Sep 21 2014, 12:11 AM
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*mALX stops cooking, looks around*


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King Of Beasts
post Sep 21 2014, 12:12 AM
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@mALX

Here!


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post Sep 21 2014, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 07:12 PM) *

@mALX

Here!



"Thanks, Kobby! I'll eat it later, busy plotting Blackie's downfall right now..."


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post Sep 21 2014, 12:37 AM
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@malx

Ok!


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post Sep 21 2014, 12:45 AM
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*mALX drives to secret observation post to watch Blackie's activities*


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post Sep 21 2014, 12:47 AM
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I found the gif!


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post Sep 21 2014, 12:55 AM
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Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?


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post Sep 21 2014, 01:31 AM
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Sung to the tune of "Predator: The Musical" (Yes, it's real! Now click!)


SQUIRREL QUARREL ASSASSINATION SQUAD, REMOTE CENTRAL AMERICAN RAINFOREST, 21st SEPTEMBER

"It's using the trees, watching and waiting, killing us off one by one, the chopper is close but this thing is too fast, it's pointless to run!"

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"TALK! No more games!"

"I don't know what species of squirrel it was. It happened very fast, not easy to describe. But you must have wounded it. Unless my eyes deceive, it's blood was on that leaf!!"

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"If it bleeds, we can kill it."


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post Sep 21 2014, 01:34 AM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 20 2014, 07:55 PM) *

Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?



Tactical maneuvers.





QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 07:47 PM) *

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I found the gif!



Now THAT'S what I'M talking about !!!!




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King Of Beasts
post Sep 21 2014, 01:35 AM
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I love this place lol


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post Sep 21 2014, 01:42 AM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 08:31 PM) *

Sung to the tune of "Predator: The Musical" (Yes, it's real! Now click!)


SQUIRREL QUARREL ASSASSINATION SQUAD, REMOTE CENTRAL AMERICAN RAINFOREST, 21st SEPTEMBER

"It's using the trees, watching and waiting, killing us off one by one, the chopper is close but this thing is too fast, it's pointless to run!"

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"TALK! No more games!"

"I don't know what species of squirrel it was. It happened very fast, not easy to describe. But you must have wounded it. Unless my eyes deceive, it's blood was on that leaf!!"

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"If it bleeds, we can kill it."


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*mALX notes Blackie has taken on a spy squirrel. What he doesn't know ... it's a mole; a double agent that is signaling mALX now to begin her attack*


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post Sep 21 2014, 01:57 AM
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post Sep 21 2014, 02:01 AM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 20 2014, 07:55 PM) *

Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?

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post Sep 21 2014, 02:04 AM
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mALX is finding all the g-rated pics. I found much worse lol


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post Sep 21 2014, 02:11 AM
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....The final attack commences.


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The squirrels plans had been laid from decades before in the woodwork...like nuts stored for winter. And now Jack Frost came a-nipping at the Obscuromanoan Empire's nose...like a massive army of squirrels.


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"DAMN! Now *THAT* is a *LOT* of squirrels!"

Senate:"You failed us Legateaux! Now we are about to be quartered and eliminated to the last man! The fourth defeat!!"

LEGATEAUX:"Not if we eliminate the ancestor of all these squirrels....Squirella Connor!"

SENATE: "Dear Gods! You've gone mad! ABANDON THREAD EMPIRE!!!"

Kilometers Miles below the site of the soon-to-be-massacre, generators composed and built of the most cutting edge technology hum to life....a silhouette is seen an instant before it is swallowed by a sphere of negative light.


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Chorrol Coffee Shop, Thirty Four Years Ago

A figure stands up in the middle of the parking lot at night.......


SMARTASS™ Mode Activated.......


Scanning Humanoids.....Mission Parameter: Acquire Camouflage.....

Scanning Humanoid: IDENTIFY: 'Kiln'......Size Parameters Match...Set to Acquisition Mode: LEVEL 491

*Black Hand approaches Kiln butt-naked*

"Nice to see you in the sequel, but I'm afraid the Gap Card won't do this time. I need your clothes, your worn-out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa scooter......again."
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post Sep 21 2014, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 20 2014, 09:01 PM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 20 2014, 07:55 PM) *

Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?

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SPEW !!!






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*mALX sees a naked Blackie; passes out cold in a rare moment of vulnerabiltiy*










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