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Black Hand |
Nov 9 2014, 02:11 AM
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Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 8 2014, 03:17 PM) True, but given that piņatas are a Latin-American thing and very popular in the USA, I thought it only fair that the joke respect the cultural mores of that backward cesspool of inbred morons our beloved cousins across the pond.
See, this is where I am forced to choose between my intense love of self, and my intense love of destroying Brits. So: we'll keep it to the subject at hand. You're right, the British descendants here are so dumb, they didn't wear bright red coats when facing a frontier colonists used to the land, and using guerrilla warfare tactics against a supposedly superior force that announced their arrival with loud musical instruments and prearranged timetables. Nor were they defeated by FRENCHMEN!!!! Yup...the British here used Frenchmen to defeat the highly intelligent, and sophisticated Brits from o'er there. Besides, the backward local yokels are mostly the southeastern states....I'm on West Coast in a city that has a population larger than most European countries. What you would consider international travel, I call driving to work. ....I'm not proud of that last fact. I hate this city.....it was ninety degrees Fahrenheit in November. TAKE ME NOW, DEATH!!!!
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mirocu |
Nov 9 2014, 09:12 AM
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Colonel Mustard |
Nov 9 2014, 09:19 AM
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Master
Joined: 3-July 08
From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there!
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Nov 9 2014, 01:11 AM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 8 2014, 03:17 PM) True, but given that piņatas are a Latin-American thing and very popular in the USA, I thought it only fair that the joke respect the cultural mores of that backward cesspool of inbred morons our beloved cousins across the pond.
See, this is where I am forced to choose between my intense love of self, and my intense love of destroying Brits. So: we'll keep it to the subject at hand. You're right, the British descendants here are so dumb, they didn't wear bright red coats when facing a frontier colonists used to the land, and using guerrilla warfare tactics against a supposedly superior force that announced their arrival with loud musical instruments and prearranged timetables. Nor were they defeated by FRENCHMEN!!!! Yup...the British here used Frenchmen to defeat the highly intelligent, and sophisticated Brits from o'er there. Besides, the backward local yokels are mostly the southeastern states....I'm on West Coast in a city that has a population larger than most European countries. What you would consider international travel, I call driving to work. ....I'm not proud of that last fact. I hate this city.....it was ninety degrees Fahrenheit in November. TAKE ME NOW, DEATH!!!! ...Joke, Black Hand. Obvious, obvious joke.
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mirocu |
Nov 9 2014, 11:05 AM
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Joined: 8-February 13
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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mirocu |
Nov 9 2014, 11:30 AM
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Joined: 8-February 13
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 9 2014, 11:25 AM) I move in mysterious ways...
Careful, Jesus has trademarked this QUOTE(Black Hand @ Nov 9 2014, 11:28 AM) I'm still waking up so, bear with me. I was the only one who did bear with you! QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 9 2014, 09:12 AM) This post has been edited by mirocu: Nov 9 2014, 11:32 AM
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Callidus Thorn |
Nov 9 2014, 04:16 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 9 2014, 10:30 AM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 9 2014, 11:25 AM) I move in mysterious ways...
Careful, Jesus has trademarked this I'm pretty sure that trademark's out of date by now... Also, I love that picture of the polar bear
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Colonel Mustard |
Nov 11 2014, 06:27 PM
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Master
Joined: 3-July 08
From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there!
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QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 11 2014, 03:27 PM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 11 2014, 05:28 AM) This essay I'm writing is a disjointed, rambling mess but I'm getting to talk about The Matrix, Neuromancer, Shadowrun and Deus Ex so I'm not sure if I actually care.
Is this on your blog site? And ... where is the link to your blog in your signature? No, its for university. I've kind of abandoned the blog, tbh.
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mALX |
Nov 11 2014, 08:46 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 11 2014, 12:27 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 11 2014, 03:27 PM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 11 2014, 05:28 AM) This essay I'm writing is a disjointed, rambling mess but I'm getting to talk about The Matrix, Neuromancer, Shadowrun and Deus Ex so I'm not sure if I actually care.
Is this on your blog site? And ... where is the link to your blog in your signature? No, its for university. I've kind of abandoned the blog, tbh. Well I'm pretty well stunned speechless by that. Are you just too busy now? That is not like you, that blog is of supreme importance to you. Why does the god leave his throne?
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Colonel Mustard |
Nov 11 2014, 09:13 PM
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Master
Joined: 3-July 08
From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there!
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QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 11 2014, 07:46 PM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 11 2014, 12:27 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 11 2014, 03:27 PM) QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 11 2014, 05:28 AM) This essay I'm writing is a disjointed, rambling mess but I'm getting to talk about The Matrix, Neuromancer, Shadowrun and Deus Ex so I'm not sure if I actually care.
Is this on your blog site? And ... where is the link to your blog in your signature? No, its for university. I've kind of abandoned the blog, tbh. Well I'm pretty well stunned speechless by that. Are you just too busy now? That is not like you, that blog is of supreme importance to you. Why does the god leave his throne? I just don't have the time or the energy for it, tbh. I've always been really spotty with updating it anyway.
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