"You can live a little dream or you can dream a little dream

I rather live it because dreamers always chase but never get it" - Aesop Rock

"A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for." - RADM Grace Hopper, USN

"Your precious mare is safe in a stable - just as a warship is safe in a port. But a wise horsewoman - just as the wise captain - realizes that's not what she was built for." - Acadian

Neither have I, nor will I. Better run while you can, flower. I have seen what you are capable of, but you have no idea what I will do.

Playa! What´s the score? How they hang? Good evening and all that commotion. Welcome to Fat Larry´s truck of mack - the only store for all your needs after ten o´clock.
I am the proprietor and salesman of the month several years in a row; the ladies call me "Oh, God!" but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T ´cause I know I gotta weight problem and I just don´t give a *beep*

-Fat Larry
Downtown LA; Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

This post has been edited by mirocu: Sep 17 2014, 04:59 PM

“Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.”

- Kud-Ei, Guildmagister, Bravil Mages Guild

"You can just walk over it"

-Angry Video Game Nerd

- “Razor’s pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”

- "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

- Dorothy Parker

This post has been edited by Destri Melarg: Oct 12 2014, 02:17 AM

“Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”

- Bernard Baruch

"If guys had uteruses, they'd be called 'duderuses'"-Tina Belcher

"Really? Do I often pogostick through your thoughts wearing nothing but a smile? Be honest... or don´t."


-Jeanette Voerman
VtM:B

"You need to get Spread, man"

-Mike Matei

"Sometimes I just don´t understand human behaviour"

-C3PO

“No trophies of my triumphs shall precede me. But I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy.”

- Emperor Uriel Septim VII

“The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.”

-Terry Pratchett

This just went on a post it above my computer!


[Jim is taking his driver's test]
The Reverend Jim Ignatowski: "What does a yellow light mean?"
Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down."
The Reverend Jim: "Ok. What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?"
Bobby: "Slow down!"
The Reverend Jim: "Ok. Wwwwhhhhaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyelllloooowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannnn?"

- Taxi

Well, I hope you corrected it first - it's SIR Terry Pratchett now.

"The winner takes it all"

-ABBA

Corrected. Thanks.

I met Sir Terry at a Steeleye Span concert in England the last time I was back there. It was the last one of their Wintersmith tour, which was all based on his writings, and was in Salisbury, his home town.

"Everybody´s going to war
but we don´t know what we´re fighting for
Don´t tell me it´s a worthy cause
no cause could be so worthy!"

-Nerina Pellot

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