Careful Kobby.

Everytime you post something like that the NSA moves you up their list

Guns? Pffh. I think matches are more dangerous in your hands

@thorn

Let them come to me

@rocu

Arson is burning down things lol

Yes it is, for people like me and our privacy - but it is good if they are hunting a dangerous criminal and have that info. It can be used to determine where in the woods or mountains they might be most familiar with and likely to use as a place to hide out (= catch them quicker before they can harm another person).

I know, which was why I said matches are more dangerous in your hands than a gun would be

Oh! I misunderstood what you said lol

And every time you say something like that they move you back down the list.

That's my plan lol

Bah!

You're no fun.

Go on, taunt the NSA.

What's the worst that could happen?

They'll brainwash me and turn me into a a cyborg to do their bidding

A cyborg-werewolf?

Now there's a terrifying thought.

I'm gonna need to up the calibre of my silver bullets, just in case

You'd need bombs that shoot out shards of silver to take me down if that happens lol

Or a silver axe

Bah!

The last sliver axe I bought broke before I even got to use it.

I'm thinking I'll just move up to something heavy duty. Maybe a .50 cal rifle or something. Or a Gatling gun.

Now there's a thought

I would not like to die like that lol

Heh heh.

Gatling gun it is

But that can wait until later. Right now I need to get some sleep.

Later.

Don't let namira steal your dreams!

Meh, she can have 'em if she want's 'em.

I never remember my dreams anyway, so someone might as well get something out of them.

Wait a minute namira is the nasty daedra

Oops

All the Daedra are nasty to some extent.

Yeah but she's like that cannibal daedra

Vaermina is the one that steals dreams

I messed up lol