And


Oh yes please, now we are talking. You know, there’s an ESO hairstyle that looks like Ragnar’s and Thorunn’s from this season.

After once googling “hot dwarves” in an attempt to find the cast of The Hobbit and discovering that the rest of the internet has something very different in mind for those terms, I should know not to ever call anything hot in a search box.

Also, yay for the hairy guys! And…What the heck is that phone?

She's hot!


Tom Selleck FTW! But he doesn't have long hair! Still, much better than nekkid pics of Vern Troyer...

That's a regular phone without the cord! I wish I could remember what episode that was from, but I guess it has been too long since I did my Magnum fest.

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Here is a better Bowie:




http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/592x888/d_f/Da...x_b_592x888.jpg

That is so funny Tom is posing on a beach with a house telephone to begin with, but to face it to the camera so we can see the hole where the cord is supposed to be,


No hairy chests, that loses all the androgyny, lol. Can't have that.














Ahhhhh ... Anna:


https://taschkaturnquist.files.wordpress.co...nnaharbott7.jpg





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And saved the best for last:


Freja:


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bX2WmfX0pmY/TZAs...le+magazine.jpg


http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/1104717/600ful...ha-erichsen.jpg




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This post has been edited by mALX: Jun 1 2015, 05:09 AM

I always try to come up with sitcom lines for that thread

I'm with you, Grits. For some reason I now have an image of Lidereth and Buffy braiding the hair on Jerric's back.

How many wood elves does it take to groom a Nord?

It's really lore rich



I've been better but I'm good




been better but I'm good

Well, this thread's taken a turn for the peculiar...



Heh, then you've got me beat

Good to hear from ya, you need to swing round here more often.




So you came here to get away from it?

How's that working out for you?

Gurrgh urgh! Hair on backs now too? Gaaaaaah ... Why am I picturing Farkis in his doggie form? Bleah...








Aw Kobby, I hope you are okay! You are SOOOOOOOOO missed !!!!






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True Nords have a soft pelt to keep you warm, no matter which side you cuddle up to.

Even the women?

Stenvar says, Hells yes! I guess now we know that Jensa doesn't trim the shrubbery.

Ew, I actually met a woman with a tuft of hair in a vee between her breasts; she was a waitress in a truckstop - and yes, she was all female. Normally I don't mind a woman sticking her low cut blouse in my face at a diner, it gives me something to think about while I'm eating - but ... urgh.








*Misa crosses Nords off her list of prospective marriage partners*

I know a woman who has the same thing. Not silky little flat hairs, but long wirey man-hairs between her breasts. That she grooms elsewhere is evident when she’s in a bathing suit, so the chest patch is a mystery to me. I guess she (and her man) like it that way.

same with this woman, it looked like a wire haired terrier got stuck between her boobs.


EDIT = Just to clarify; I don't know if this waitress trimmed her hedges, only know about the wire haired terrier part because she had a low Vee on the uniform and kept bending over my table. If I had been in Hooters getting that treatment I'd have had the time of my life, but ... the wiry patch of hair just kind of killed the effect.




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By the way - I forgot to mention this:

Druid Gameworks is looking for voice actors who need to pad their resume (in other words, an unpaid voice project that you could use to launch your own career).

Send your best "bear" read or singing performance to:


voice-acting@druidgameworks.com



Subject: Voice Audition


They are wanting to hear your own interpretation of what you think a bear would talk like; and if you can sing they are def wanting singers.


** Voice cast actors will receive credits; free early access game codes; and a chance to score paid roles in their next title Witanlore: Echoes of Twilight.






This post has been edited by mALX: Jun 2 2015, 12:12 AM