"The greatest form of control is when you think you´re free, when you´re being fundamentaly manipulated and dictated to"


-David Icke

"The bird flue is a lie, the swine flu is a lie, why would that even come as a surprise?"

-Vinnie Paz, End of Days

Wait, Swine Flu isn't real? Gaaaaaah!



"Respect my Authoritae" - Eric Cartman






This post has been edited by mALX: Jul 4 2015, 06:12 PM

Judging by how often she says it, that Cartman quote is one of my sister's favorites.

I didn't know if I should have spelled that "Authoritay" or how I spelled it, lol.

"Thank Hell for your Misery; Thank Heaven for Allowing it."

Seek misery. Through misery, gain majesty. Endure.

"I´ll let you Valen my Wood if I can wooden your elf"



-Uleni Athram

You still remember that!? KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEH

Here's some of more that good stuff:

I'll let you Red my Guard if I can Hammer your Fell!
Golden your Brand if I can Razor your Mehrunes!
Blacken my Marsh if I can Sky your Rim!

"Infinite love is the only truth, everything else is an illusion"


-Unknown

"Why have abs when you can have kebabs?"

"Whoopsie, my ten minute study break turned into a whole year."

"OK, puberty, I'm 51 now. Joke's over. Make me hot now."

"I dropped my new single. It's me. I'm single."

- Grand Sagemaster Pakalu Papito, May His Name Echo Throughout Eternity.

BWAAHAA!!!!


I can't come up with any quotes that top that, lol.

An Excellent Post


-Chef Excellence

"Can you imagine how hot and sexy my body would be if I ate right and exercised like a beast? I'm not going to do it but can you imagine?"

"Why be angry when you can have brownies?"

-Guess Who

"When you know that your time is close at hand, maybe then you´ll begin to understand; life down here is just a strange illusion"


-Iron Maiden

"Where have you been all my life? And could you please go back there?"

- Usual response when falling in love to someone that could not be The One.

"Beans, beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot."

-Inspired by mALX's "More Beans, Mr. Taggart" lines

@Uleni´s quotes -



"We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Pure power."

-George Orwell (from the book 1984)

This post has been edited by mirocu: Aug 14 2015, 10:22 AM

Anonymous male author:

Now that I am old and gray, and time is running out;
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!

"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head—
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

Lewis Carroll.

This post has been edited by ghastley: Aug 14 2015, 01:46 PM

"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."

-Grandmaster Pakalu Papito