AND CAN YOU PLEASE STOP DIGGING UP MY HIDDEN TREASURES!!??

Saw this earlier, thought of Uleni

Heehee

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Sep 15 2015, 12:08 PM

Damn that man and his speeches! Grrr.... That makes me angry!

So anyway, ladies ans gentlemen of The White Forum,I have an announcement to make.

I....

Am feeling cyberpunk, cosmic horror and noir at the moment.

That is all.

I am feeling freezing cold, and I'll bet Treydoggie is even colder than me! Brrrrrrr!

That's... quite the eclectic mix there Uleni.


And at the moment, I'm wondering why we even bother with weather forecasts here in the UK. First they tell us we're getting an "Indian summer" until November, and then they're warning us that we're getting the remnants of a tropical storm coming our way.

Next week they'll probably announce heavy snow, rains of sulfur, and a mass of cloud following four men on horseback

Surprisingly these three have one crucial thing in common that could make them blend together seamlessly; their world is damned. I'm thinking of dropping The Promise of the Hydra for a chance to try my hand in it.

My dogs drop those, hoping for a biscuit.

POP TAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS!!!!






I´ve never had any, are they good? Also, what are they?

The Daily Mail (I assure you I'm not a reader, I can't help but read the headlines in the corner shop for my daily dose of cosmic horror) has it that we are facing the coldest winter for 50 years in the UK. However, they say that every year at the autumnal equinox, like clockwork. The funny thing is that logically, even with global warming to contend with (well, they're mostly in denial about that) they are bound to be right in the end, as long as they don't forget to keep churning the story out annually. Classic stopped clock syndrome...

1. Pop Tart. A young wannabe who relies primarily on fleeting looks for a short career in the entertainment industry.

2. Pop Tart. An imitation pastry fashioned to conveniently fit in a toaster for ease of preparation. Crafted from cardboard and fruit-flavored glue.

Loved the definitions on that

QFT.

Now "Toaster Strudel" is totally different (although it can also be conveniently fit into a toaster) - Toaster Strudel is delicious flaky pastry with a small amount of actual fruit (boiled down with sugar into a sweet goooey filling) - and it has even sweeter icing trickled over it that melts when it hits the hot (from the toaster) pastry and sticks to your fingers as you eat the pastry, encouraging you to lick/suck each finger in succession after finishing the pastry.

Now THAT is a great toaster treat!







This post has been edited by mALX: Sep 18 2015, 05:33 PM

That is always in the forecast,

Heh, shouldn't that be comic horror?

Most headlines tend to fall somewhere between the two



Which is rather appropriate really, since anyone who actually wanted news wouldn't be reading the Daily Mail




Ha! I'd actually find it comforting to hear that in a weather forecast, now that I think of it.

It'd guarantee that it wouldn't happen anytime soon!

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Sep 16 2015, 03:32 PM

Lately I find that I'm coming to expect every video I watch on the internet to be interrupted by "JOHN CENA!" blaring forth at full volume.

I think I've been on the internet too much.

This post has been edited by Colonel Mustard: Sep 16 2015, 07:07 PM

I thought John Cena was the skinny guy from Juno and Scott Pilgrim vs The World?

Michael Cera. Easily confused.

I HAVE NO GREETING BUT I MUST MAKE A POST NOW