I love that song so much.

"Arrogance is thinking you´re above someone else, confidence is knowing no one is above you"


-Unknown



"The government is either at your foot or at your throat. You think they´re at your foot?"


-David Knight



"No one is inferior to anyone and no one is superior to anyone"

-mirocu

This post has been edited by mirocu: Nov 5 2015, 11:30 AM

"Inflammable means flammable!?"

-Dr. Nick

You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

I didn't realize it is possible to spit coffee, groan and giggle all at the same time. . .

Well in that case:

- “Would a belt made of watches be considered a waist of time?”

- “A dyslexic man walks into a bra...”

- “I wanted to get some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.”

- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam!”

- A group of chess players are standing around a hotel lobby discussing their best tournament victories. The manager comes out of his office and tells them to disperse.

“Why?” one of the players asks.

“Because,” says the manager, “I can’t stand the sight of chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

and...

- Ghandi walked barefoot which gave him calluses. He ate very little which made him frail and, because of his poor diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... wait for it... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

This post has been edited by Destri Melarg: Nov 19 2015, 07:24 PM

Ghandi is hiring a trio of thugs as we speak write.

BWAAHAA - and "Groooooooooaaaaaan"


NO ONE could possibly think that hard, not even a "Mary Poppins" watcher! Bleah....






This post has been edited by mALX: Nov 19 2015, 07:56 PM

ba dum tss!

"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action"


-George Washington



"The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself"

-Plato

This post has been edited by mirocu: Nov 22 2015, 11:42 AM

Saw this one earlier on my Writeometer:

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

-Ernest Hemmingway.

"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it"



-Morpheus

Could probably also be attributed to David Icke.

"Nippon Manju!"


-Ladybaby





This post has been edited by mirocu: Dec 12 2015, 10:51 PM

"Helloooo, I´m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it BECAUSE IT´S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!"




-The Nostalgia Critic

"Running away from danger only makes it closer."

Something that describes a lot of my writing:

"This is what Skirata called a self-adjusting screwup. When the problem actually provides the solution to another problem. It's there. All we have to do is work it out."

-RC-1309 NINER (Star Wars Republic Commando: Hard Contact)

"All people everywhere should have free energy sources. Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the world´s machinery without the need for coal, oil and gas"


-Nikola Tesla

"You can't put a porcupine in a barn, set it on fire, and expect to make licorice."

~Dana Carvey, on 'Late Night' impersonating Ross Perot~

"404 Not Found"


-The Internet