You know, that might cause a slight gender confusion for those who don´t know me

Your profile picture is clearly a male santa bird, I wouldn't worry.

Heh. I read "mad santa bird" first


It´s too early...

It is a lot of fun, but not as easy as it sounds like it would be! I noticed my village hadn't had children in 3 years, didn't think much of it till Decrepit said something - then went and looked, it turns out most of my village is over 70, so I'm looking at a sudden zero population issue if I don't hurry up and make them breed like monkeys!

I WANT TO GET MY CHRISTMAS TREE NOW!!!!

Heh, easy games aren't as fun



So what's the plan? Order them a couple of crates of viagra?

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Dec 14 2015, 05:20 PM

I had the whole town build a bunch of houses as soon as spring hit; that will give them all some privacy to do whatever, lol.

Now I'm crossing my fingers it works, lol.

Fixed that for you

In unrelated news, my sister just told me that she wants me to get her and her boyfriend Cards Against Humanity: UK Edition for christmas

It actually sounds a little fun; especially if you spend the extra 10 (US dollars) and have them make up your own personalized black and white cards using stuff you know your sister will recognize - the cards look the same as the generic official ones, but can be as specific as you want to freak out a sister,






This post has been edited by mALX: Dec 14 2015, 06:10 PM

Don´t wanna be "that guy", but AVGN had a little bit more Christmas in last year´s specials...



But I´m not complaining. After all it´s free entertainment, so thank you mr Rolfe and mr Matei!

Hey, I thought you said you had long hair!



(Just kidding)

Another one flew over the Cuckcoo´s mirocu´s nest head...

(as if you were that angry video playing nerd guy). Not one of my better jokes, I admit.

Yeah, it does sound like fun, particularly after a few drinks, which I imagine is how the game will always be played at theirs

The game might drive them to it,

I imagine you'd need a few drinks beforehand, to take the edge off the game, and then a few after, to blur the memory of playing it!

And a bunch to forget what you've exposed of you, who you've told it to - especially when you see others who now run from you,



(that's the extent of my poetry)

Oh, didn´t realize you implied I was AVGN. Actually, I think my brother is better suited for that job based on his reactions when playing on my NES when we were kids...