Getting low-kicked by Uleni on Christmas..?



Oh, it is on now!



*Mortal Kombat theme starts playing*

*Catches foot, flips Uleni, then sits on his back*

Dude, calm down.

Hah- you can't low-kick a dachshund- they're too short! But that ankle looks mighty tasty...

I'll take all of you on! Come!

*Uleni turns RED, rips shirt off and grows to massive proportions*

ULEN SMASH LITTLE PEOPLE! RAAAAGGGHH

Hey, hey, HEY! That is trademarked by mALX. Changing colour doesn´t matter

*mALX spots giant red Uleni*


"Holy Crap! It's a rumble!"

Huh.

Y'know, if I was a genius, I'd already have a plan for this.

Oh, wait.



I am. And I do.

Friday? Time to call in Veronica





Calm it down, Uleni!

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Dec 26 2015, 05:30 PM

Blimey.


I´ve just watched over an hour or Dr. Ashen´s two-hour live stream. And the thing is, I´ve seen it before!



I just love listening to his rambling nonsense

Does anyone remember that Christian Dior perfume Poison? I just found a bottle packed away with some college stuff. Now I smell like the 80s. Hmm, where did I put those thigh boots and shoulder pads?

Try putting it on ebay, it might be worth something...

Knock on wood, and I'm not out of the woods just yet, but it looks as if the worst is over weather wise in my immediate vicinity. What I hope was our last severe storm threat missed us circa five miles to the east, heading northeast. Bad snows were comfortably west. Devastating tornadoes either petered out south of us or move off to the east. Heavy rains, predicted to be our biggest risk, ended up being slightly less heavy than expected, Areas to the west, south and north weren't so lucky. I always worry over heavy rains as my decrepit home is very low to the ground and drainage isn't the best. Man am I glad I had the roof repaired and reshingled a few months ago! It should all be over by midday, though I might postpone my errand run until tomorrow. We shall see.

Hope others in the path of this mess come/came out unscathed.

Good to know you´re ok, Decrepit

So, after reading Stephen King's On Writing, I kinda got grabbed by a pretty odd idea for a short story, so I've been working a little on that. Only two pages so far, but it's a side-project that I only started yesterday. *shrugs*

On another note, had fun at the christmas family gathering.

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Dec 29 2015, 12:37 AM

Tokyo's crazy in the sense that the fees here are too damn high, compared to my native Osaka. In the day, the people here are sooooo damn polite and courteous, they'll give you dry skin. Seriously. They're downright imperious in manner, at least IMO.

But when the day sets and the moon rises.... Hooooooo boy. I'll post later but rest assured, I have some tales to tell my Chorrol siblings.

In The Next Episode: "Kabukichou, The Red Light District of Tokyo. We Didn't Know It At The Time."

Ooh, sounds like you have some tasty treats for us, Uleni-san

So... Kabukichou... Where to even start...

In all honesty, Kabukichou's pretty rad and the nightlife there, while shady as mentioned before, hangs with the night life of Shibuya. Only, instead of the usual normal clubbers you get sexed up girls and their Peemps trying to hook you up. Seriously. They straight out walk to you and say, in surprisingly good English, "do you want sex? Sex with bootiful gyaru?"

Me and the boys were like, "Lolwhut."

One notable case was when were on our way home. I was walking behind a senior of mine when a guy walked up to him and actually greeted him in TAGALOG!!!!! OUR OWN DAMN LANGUAGE!!! Not English, not Japanese, but in Tagalog!!! Curious we stopped, hoping against hope that this guy would actually be different from the riffraff we had to contend with earlier.

Nope.

Guy: "Good evening! You want drinks?"

Senior of mine: "No thanks lol"

Guy: "A-Okay! You want sex?" *shows us a picture of a Nekkid Ooman*

Us: *runs away*

Sounds like you´re having a blast over there



But... Tagalog? Never heard about that before. Is it spoken in a country called Taga?

Went for a walk in the woods today. Saw lots of deer tracks and what I first almost thought were bear tracks, but as it turned out it was moose. The tracks weren´t so clear and almost looked like paws first, and since those tracks followed the deer tracks I assumed bear first.



Maybe it was the Dovahbear...?

Wow, I remembered to figure out and mail in my state internet purchase tax-due for the month of December this morning!

If you don't mind me saying so, our state has a rather convoluted means of collecting said tax. Unlike some states it does not demand that online merchants automatically add such tax at the time of checkout. No merchant I deal with does so (for our state). Instead, we must print out a online form, look up state, county and city tax rates, fill out the form, do the math, and snail mail the results to the state. Making things more screwy, we are told to do so by amount owed. If over a certain amount, it should be submitted monthly. If over a lesser amount, quarterly. If under a small amount, yearly. How in the world is a private citizen supposed to keep track of all that, when, as in my case, I tend to make small online purchases at whim??? I just pay my due monthly regardless (assuming I make an online purchase). Better than forgetting, as I can too easily do. I've gotten no complaints so far. I sometimes suspect that when my meager checks arrive ($2.46 this month) the tax clerk prolly says, "Holy crap, someone actually pays this stuff!". LOL

Holy crap indeed, that is an awkward system



Could be interesting to see what happens if you don´t pay the tax for a small purchase once. You can tell us what happened from your cell...