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post Feb 24 2016, 12:30 PM
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post Feb 24 2016, 01:23 PM
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It does take a well-trained dog to corner a boar. At least I think so; I wouldnīt wanna do it myself tongue.gif



It is instincts and breeding. With these dogs, with their ancestry and bloodlines, hunting in packs to corner and bring down big prey is innate. They work as a team to surround and corner (working as a team to steer the animal into a corner where it can't move in any direction).

The training comes in making sure they stop their instincts there, and don't attack the animal once it is penned in a corner - just contain it.

My problem is that in storms when the dogs are inside - they try to toy with the cat by cornering it. And the cat tries to taunt them into it, because the cat knows the dogs will get in trouble if caught and thrown back out into the storm. He deliberately walks through the room in wide circles around the dogs swishing his tail wildly and meowing loudly. So every time there is a storm, I have a dog/cat issue to stand watch over and stop the trouble before it starts (and before the cat finds out the hard way that there might be two ways this could end).




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post Feb 24 2016, 01:26 PM
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The cat actually tries to get them thrown out? Devious little bugger tongue.gif




Yes, bugger is my new favourite word biggrin.gif


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post Feb 24 2016, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 23 2016, 11:56 PM) *

When you sleep, sleep on your side with a pillow under your arm that is over your body; and a pillow between your knees. That makes your spine stay straight while you sleep, so nothing is pulling against it. It eases back pain by keeping you from putting stress on it till it is healed.

Also, when you get up from sleeping; roll so your feet go off the bed first, then sit up; rise out of bed from a sitting position facing out - less strain on your back that way too.

I was in a car accident decades ago that really hurt my spine, had to do these things till it healed. Now I've got no issues and can get up and down as I please, but every now and then if I lift something wrong, have to do it again for a while.


I'll have to dig out some pillows and give that a try. Thanks.



(Of course, you have to have a pillow under your head too, or your spine would be bent at the neck). But when your spine is perfectly straight when you sleep, it takes a whole lot of strain off it. They (the doctors for back injuries) tell you also to sleep on your left side so your circulation is better while you sleep (no pinching or scrunching of the major artery that goes down the right side of your body).






QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 24 2016, 07:26 AM) *

The cat actually tries to get them thrown out? Devious little bugger tongue.gif




Yes, bugger is my new favourite word biggrin.gif



He is a very devious cat, and thinks the dogs are some kind of sport to see how much trouble he can get them into. At one point he made a pact with the oldest dog (the one that died last summer) to get rid of the new puppy, and they both used to sit staring/glaring at the puppy's pen and plotting. But then the older dog found out it was a female and smelled good to him; and he defected on the pact with the cat. But the cat has continued waging the war alone against that pup and the next one (my Boo Boo). He learns quickly what they get yelled at for and causes them to do it whenever possible.



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post Feb 24 2016, 01:56 PM
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I didnīt know Garfield had moved out from Jon Arbuckle rollinglaugh.gif


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post Feb 24 2016, 02:12 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 24 2016, 07:56 AM) *

I didnīt know Garfield had moved out from Jon Arbuckle rollinglaugh.gif



He is worse than Garfield, more like Heathcliff. He is the same cat that gets all bushed out if he sees me wearing a dress if he is used to seeing me in pants; or gets bushed out if my husband goes into my son's room and gets on his computer - the cat knows he is not supposed to be there and will get in front of him with his fur all bushed out.

This cat also runs in front of you as you are walking and stops dead to trip you and get your attention; then tries to steer/lead you into either the bathroom (because he loves drinking water from the faucet in the bathtub); or to the cupboard where his cat treats are kept - whichever he can get you to follow him to.

AND - if you go to use the bathroom for your own sake and shut the door; he has learned how to open the door using his paws on the knob and bumping the door with his big biscuit head - opens the door while you are in there using the bathroom! And leaves the door open while he makes his way to the bathrub and then looks at you and meows till you turn the faucet on for him!

And it is not like you can get up and shut the door at that point; all you can do is hope no one walks by! The door used to lock, but the lock mysteriously broke on it, and I'm not really sure he didn't have something to do with that, lol.




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post Feb 24 2016, 02:27 PM
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Man, weīve had cats since forever but not once has one been as evil and manipulative as that! rollinglaugh.gif


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post Feb 24 2016, 07:04 PM
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Cats have sooo big egos but theyīre still awesome biggrin.gif



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post Feb 25 2016, 05:59 PM
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*Sees highly amusing cat pictures*

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post Feb 25 2016, 06:20 PM
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Hat instructions:


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post Feb 25 2016, 06:22 PM
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You mean the term "asshat" is incorrect? ohmy.gif

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post Feb 25 2016, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Feb 25 2016, 12:22 PM) *

You mean the term "asshat" is incorrect? ohmy.gif

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Not that I haven't used it, lol.




QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 24 2016, 08:12 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 24 2016, 07:56 AM) *

I didnīt know Garfield had moved out from Jon Arbuckle rollinglaugh.gif



He is worse than Garfield, more like Heathcliff. He is the same cat that gets all bushed out if he sees me wearing a dress if he is used to seeing me in pants; or gets bushed out if my husband goes into my son's room and gets on his computer - the cat knows he is not supposed to be there and will get in front of him with his fur all bushed out.

This cat also runs in front of you as you are walking and stops dead to trip you and get your attention; then tries to steer/lead you into either the bathroom (because he loves drinking water from the faucet in the bathtub); or to the cupboard where his cat treats are kept - whichever he can get you to follow him to.

AND - if you go to use the bathroom for your own sake and shut the door; he has learned how to open the door using his paws on the knob and bumping the door with his big biscuit head - opens the door while you are in there using the bathroom! And leaves the door open while he makes his way to the bathrub and then looks at you and meows till you turn the faucet on for him!

And it is not like you can get up and shut the door at that point; all you can do is hope no one walks by! The door used to lock, but the lock mysteriously broke on it, and I'm not really sure he didn't have something to do with that, lol.



And here is his picture:


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He really looks small in this picture, but it is the camera - he is NOT small at all, lol.




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post Feb 25 2016, 06:52 PM
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The way that cat's looking right at the camera makes me think he's plotting something laugh.gif


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Cats are always plotting something...


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post Feb 25 2016, 08:09 PM
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Who the bluck needs instructions for a hat?? blink.gif

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Cats are always plotting something...

Indeed they are... emot-ninja1.gif


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QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 25 2016, 07:09 PM) *

Who the bluck needs instructions for a hat?? blink.gif


Someone who might otherwise find some inventive way in which to "accidentally" injure themselves with it, and would then try to sue the manufacturer.


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post Feb 25 2016, 08:53 PM
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Aah, so it was an American hat biggrin.gif


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post Feb 25 2016, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Feb 25 2016, 12:52 PM) *

The way that cat's looking right at the camera makes me think he's plotting something laugh.gif



I think in that picture he was, or maybe looking pretty mad over something - he kind of looks like that a lot.




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Edit: Argh, Ninja Squirrel! ohmy.gif

@Mirocu: No, just a hat with legal representation laugh.gif



On an utterly unrelated note, I've just gorged myself on cottage pie biggrin.gif

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