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SubRosa
post Apr 12 2017, 02:03 AM
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So the planet Uranus smells like... you guessed it, your anus. biggrin.gif


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post Apr 12 2017, 02:06 AM
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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 11 2017, 08:03 PM) *

Lol, a gas giant smells like farts? Khajiit is shocked.


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post Apr 12 2017, 02:11 AM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 11 2017, 09:06 PM) *

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 11 2017, 08:03 PM) *

Lol, a gas giant smells like farts? Khajiit is shocked.

Well, technically it is an ice giant.


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post Apr 12 2017, 02:23 AM
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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 11 2017, 08:11 PM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 11 2017, 09:06 PM) *

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 11 2017, 08:03 PM) *

Lol, a gas giant smells like farts? Khajiit is shocked.

Well, technically it is an ice giant.

Ew, frozen farts lol


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post Apr 12 2017, 02:55 AM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 11 2017, 09:23 PM) *

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 11 2017, 08:11 PM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 11 2017, 09:06 PM) *

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 11 2017, 08:03 PM) *

Lol, a gas giant smells like farts? Khajiit is shocked.

Well, technically it is an ice giant.

Ew, frozen farts lol

Hoth Farts. No wonder the Tauntans smelled so bad...


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post Apr 12 2017, 03:41 AM
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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 11 2017, 08:55 PM) *

Hoth Farts. No wonder the Tauntans smelled so bad...

Haha! Indeed!

Hmmm...
Khajiit now wonders if Wampas smell bad...


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post Apr 12 2017, 10:02 AM
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Mao Asada is so cute tho


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post Apr 12 2017, 10:10 AM
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Random thought of the day:

How can I go all OCD on a clock that's not hanging level on the wall, yet not give a damn about the fact that I'm wearing odd socks?

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post Apr 12 2017, 02:08 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 12 2017, 05:10 AM) *

Random thought of the day:

How can I go all OCD on a clock that's not hanging level on the wall, yet not give a damn about the fact that I'm wearing odd socks?

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Just be glad you're thin enough to know when you have odd socks.


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post Apr 12 2017, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(ghastley @ Apr 12 2017, 02:08 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 12 2017, 05:10 AM) *

Random thought of the day:

How can I go all OCD on a clock that's not hanging level on the wall, yet not give a damn about the fact that I'm wearing odd socks?

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Just be glad you're thin enough to know when you have odd socks.


Heh, on that front I have all the luck in the world. I've got a fast metabolism and the slim build from my dad's side of the family biggrin.gif


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post Apr 12 2017, 04:39 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Apr 12 2017, 04:02 AM) *

Mao Asada is so cute tho

Foul! When talking about cute girl you must include a link to a pic!

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 12 2017, 04:10 AM) *

Random thought of the day:

How can I go all OCD on a clock that's not hanging level on the wall, yet not give a damn about the fact that I'm wearing odd socks?

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Because if you are like Khajiit, the clock being crooked bothers your sense of geometry and it will irritate you until it's fixed. Daedric ruins in Morrowind? Drives this one crazy... er!


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post Apr 12 2017, 04:40 PM
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post Apr 12 2017, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 12 2017, 10:40 AM) *

Khajiit

Hasno words for you! tongue.gif

Lol, Khajiit always laughs when he hears that!


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post Apr 13 2017, 07:14 AM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 12 2017, 04:39 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 12 2017, 04:10 AM) *

Random thought of the day:

How can I go all OCD on a clock that's not hanging level on the wall, yet not give a damn about the fact that I'm wearing odd socks?

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Because if you are like Khajiit, the clock being crooked bothers your sense of geometry and it will irritate you until it's fixed. Daedric ruins in Morrowind? Drives this one crazy... er!


That sounds about right.

But I can't help feeling that bringing a sensible, rational answer is cheating rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 13 2017, 09:21 AM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 13 2017, 01:14 AM) *

That sounds about right.

But I can't help feeling that bringing a sensible, rational answer is cheating rollinglaugh.gif

The real shocker is that Khajiit had a sensible, rational answer!

Oh by the way, karma caught up with this one for laughing at your shaving mishap the other day. Khajiit got a little careless with his razor and cut a decent sized gash in his cheek.


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post Apr 13 2017, 09:49 AM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 13 2017, 09:21 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 13 2017, 01:14 AM) *

That sounds about right.

But I can't help feeling that bringing a sensible, rational answer is cheating rollinglaugh.gif

The real shocker is that Khajiit had a sensible, rational answer!

Oh by the way, karma caught up with this one for laughing at your shaving mishap the other day. Khajiit got a little careless with his razor and cut a decent sized gash in his cheek.


That's not karma.

I paid your razor to do that.

NO ONE LAUGHS AT ME!!!!!!!!!

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post Apr 13 2017, 02:30 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 12 2017, 05:10 AM) *

Random thought of the day:

How can I go all OCD on a clock that's not hanging level on the wall, yet not give a damn about the fact that I'm wearing odd socks?

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The other answer is that you know that hanging crooked can affect a clock's accuracy, so it needs fixing. Odd socks work just as well as matched ones - better, if you need clues to remember which is left and which is right.

Now wearing an odd number of socks, that's a different matter.


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post Apr 13 2017, 03:10 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 12 2017, 05:54 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 12 2017, 10:40 AM) *

Khajiit

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Lol, Khajiit always laughs when he hears that!

Khajiit always khajiits when he khajiits.


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post Apr 13 2017, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 13 2017, 03:49 AM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 13 2017, 09:21 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 13 2017, 01:14 AM) *

That sounds about right.

But I can't help feeling that bringing a sensible, rational answer is cheating rollinglaugh.gif

The real shocker is that Khajiit had a sensible, rational answer!

Oh by the way, karma caught up with this one for laughing at your shaving mishap the other day. Khajiit got a little careless with his razor and cut a decent sized gash in his cheek.


That's not karma.

I paid your razor to do that.

NO ONE LAUGHS AT ME!!!!!!!!!

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So very kind you only paid it to cut Khajiit's cheek! Then again, perhaps you did pay it to do more but assassin razors are notoriously unreliable.

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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 12 2017, 05:54 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 12 2017, 10:40 AM) *

Khajiit

Hasno words for you! tongue.gif

Lol, Khajiit always laughs when he hears that!

Khajiit always khajiits when he khajiits.

Khajiit as a verb. That's a new one!

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post Apr 13 2017, 04:35 PM
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Now we just need to figure out what that verb is. I suggest using the litterbox bigsmile.gif


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