Hm, torn between Picnic Ham Kjellingsson and Standing Rib Roast of Kvatch.

tbh Cheesy Gordita Crunch has been haunting me since I saw him. I was caught off guard and I still love it. Yesterday's "Banana and Kale Chips" was almost as good. That one was running Dolmen groups in Auridon last night. I wonder if it's all the same person or if it's an in-joke of some kind.

Anyways, in my search for soul gems I ended up getting a Human Skull. Three of them. In a row. The same thing happened with Wanted Criminal sheets (I got a male Colovian one then a male Imperial one...aren't they both Imperial? Is the "Imperial" one Nibenese? ????)

Thievery has never been so lucrative.

This post has been edited by monkeyemoness: May 5 2017, 08:25 PM

Misa could be Miso?








Can you set out those Wanted Criminal Sheets that you pick pocket? Because those sheets in household furnishings are costing a fortune at the Guild Stores!

Yes, but I sorta want to keep them. As a reminder of what could have been had they kept the planned justice system PvP. I might end up selling them anyways though. I only really want a female Argonian one for Hates because I love "Tales of" references. Though right now Jo'zira is the one with the 12k bounty due to constantly terrorizing the pockets of the denizens of Vulkhel Guard.


I sacrificed vouchers I could have used to buy the poison cabinet blueprint to get Hlaalu Furnishing Documents. The better of the two options I think, what with the x2.5 price increase next month and the fact that I did get some nice things out of it. I'm not sure if I want to give the duplicates I got to the Squad, though.

On one hand the devs did mention that furnishing plans may or may not factor into Master Writ drops sometime in the future, but on the other, half of the motifs they know aren't complete so it wouldn't be that big of a jump anyways. idk, I need gold so (or I can wait for the price increase on the documents, though maybe it'll just make buying the documents pointless??)

idk mang, before housing dropped I was thinking I would be taking it easier now that i didn't have a huge goal to save money for. It just got harder, since getting the house was just the first step.

BWAAHAA! Like giving a child a "Barbie" doll; it is the gift that keeps on costing, lol. (IE: Barbie's Spring/Summer/Winter/Fall wardrobes; Barbie's Dream House; Barbie's Corvette; Barbie's friends and little sister; etc). Give your worst enemy's child one Barbie doll and you will have a decade of revenge on them for whatever they have done to you, lol.

I did the same exact thing - had 130 vouchers and was about to buy the Poison Cabinet plans: one plan vs 13 purple plans; and factor in the price increase coming up for those purple plans. So yeah, I chose the 13 purples instead too.

This is just more ammo for me to call Homestead the Warrior Barbie Dreamhouse update.

But yeah, it's why I put my attunable station collection on hold. Those things will be the same price forever and will be there when the other becomes more expensive.

So, who again has a PS4? I bought one today and finally I'm going to begin ES: Online again.

I know you guys are higher level but I'd be great to adventure or visit your houses. I'll be in the Daggerfall Covenant.

This post has been edited by Darkness Eternal: May 7 2017, 02:17 AM

Most of us are on PC.

Khajiit's right that most of us are on PC and those here who play/visit together are on PC NA. I hope you'll share your adventuring in ESO with us though by telling us about it and maybe sharing screenies.

Khajiit dreams of a day when we can all play together, regardless of what platform we are on. *Sigh* Until then, it seems we must remain on our console and pc islands, solemnly gazing across the empty sea.

I think a few people were on the PS4 and still played on it, no? But yeah, cross-platform would make things much easier. PC is our "gathering" platform, though.


EDIT: Gathering all the furnishing plans will be the absolute most disgusting thing I will ever do in ESO if I stayed completely self-sufficient. At least Provisioning recipes could be earned from crafting writs, with a specific tier drop depending on the writ level. 1k+ plans from a single loot list, with the only saving grace being that you're more likely to find a specific racial style based on location. More likely, but not by much. This...this is a mess. A mess I will participate in regardless but my interest will wane considerably once I get all the ones I want.

This post has been edited by monkeyemoness: May 8 2017, 03:22 AM

Bummer!! Thanks guys.

And Acadian, I'll be sure to post a few screenshots.

Sandor went fishing today

I'll be able to do some adventuring all day on Tuesday. Hope to save up for a nice house I've been hearing about lately. So many to choose from.

Admittedly, this has intimidated Khajiit ever since it became clear that being able to furnish your grand palace of a house would be a time and resource sucking chore. He can barely keep up with Mira's blacksmithing writs, how can he hope to obtain enough resources to furnish her little Ebony Flask Room, much less a palace like Hunding?! Maybe one day this one will be able to do this, but that day won't dawn for quite some time, sadly.


Have fun! We'd love to hear about your travels in Tamriel and though we can't physically be there with you, we will be with you in spirit!

DE, I still have a PS4 account. Let me know what you need, happy to help out.

I was reminded why I don't group with strangers today.

Haa-Rei arrived at the Minotaur world boss in the Gold Coast, as part of our regular grind, and jumped straight in. We've solo'd it plenty of times before so I wasn't concerned.

After the boss got down to about 75% health, another player arrived and asked to group. "Why not?" Thought Haa-Rei, and accepted the invite. At first our new comrade did nothing, which didn't really bother me, but then he set foot into the boss's aggression zone, and the Minotaur turned to attack the newcomer.

Our comrade then promptly turned tail and ran out of the room, thus resetting the boss's aggression and health bar. This happened three times. THREE TIMES. Haa-Rei couldn't open up the menu to leave the group since we were in combat, so we were stuck in a groundhog day loop of fighting a giant minotaur and his ghost mobs.

Eventually two more players arrived and our cowardly comrade felt confident enough to stay in the room long enough to kill the boss.

This post has been edited by hazmick: May 8 2017, 05:26 PM

Sounds like my time in Shada's Tear. It's understandable (but infuriating, especially in Craglorn anomalies) from randos, but people who regularly do dungeons should know that bosses reset if you stray too far. :V and should listen when it's said over and over not to go too far up the stairs or get off of them entirely, geeze

Never group with lone strangers, tbh. even if they follow you

Ugh, that sounds really annoying!

WAAAAAH! Oh, I so hoped you would be playing on the PC!

A thing I am glad I got to do before One Tamriel hit: discover all the Harborage locations so I can quicktravel to certain parts of other alliances that I wouldn't otherwise be able to quicktravel to.

You can no longer discover them, so at least the Squad lucked out in that regard. (I needed to get to the Auridon Outlaw's Refuge asap, okay?)

Today I got to see a guildie's Strident Spring Demense and aside from getting some ideas for my own, I felt envious of how great it look and the fact that I wouldn't be able to accomplish that level of decoration while being unsubscribed. The exterior was like a forest and the interior was basically my original plan (a heavy mix of Redguard and Khajiit. I was right, it does look great.)

Mine looks barren by comparison. :T I will steal the idea for the hammock and the crates of food, though

Do you play primarily on PC?

What level is Jerric?