What do you think of the Khajiit jokes Dar Jee has been telling?

I think it's a disgrace that Argonians can swagger around Leyawiin, boasting how they whupped this Khajiit silly, and beat that Khajiit to a pulp.

Causing trouble, yes. Causing much trouble. Scaring customers. Breaking furniture. Bad, bad men.

State your business.

Hello.


(somebody had to go there!)

-NO TOUCHING THE LOCKS!

Do not fear. I will assist you in any way that I can.

Our sister returns to the fold!

I've heard she knows more about Mysticism than almost anyone. Strange about the sheep, though.

[Footnote: in the game, it's 'he'. But it's about Dagail. I suppose it's understandable that they might get a bit confused while discussing this mystifying issue, though.]

This post has been edited by tegeus-Cromis: Oct 28 2017, 09:55 PM

Mysticism? It seems interesting but not particularly useful.



[yes, a case of the left hand not knowing what the right was up to!

The reply above seems a hint that Mysticism would no longer exist in the next game]

This post has been edited by Renee: Oct 28 2017, 10:36 PM

Those Destruction spells are dangerous. I hope the Mages Guild keeps a tight lid on that.


[Well spotted, hadn't thought of that. But it's not like Detect Life and Dispel, just for a start, are useless. Can't say I've used Telekinesis more than about 2-3 times though. Pity, it sounds like it should be very handy.]

Rindir's Staffs is the best place to buy magical staffs. Or is it Rindir's Staves?



[They are useful, it's the entire school that some devs may have found unnecessary. Which is why it got merged. Not my opinion, but eh. ].

He's a nice fellow, but he couldn't even get the sign for his store spelled right.

If you come across any unusual ingredients in your travels, be sure to remember me and bring them here

I have to follow that with ...

"Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis!"

Thank you for all your help. My rats appreciate it.

[Ha ha! Nice bit of synchronicity, Ghastley! You just beat me to it. We now have two alternate worlds...]

This post has been edited by tegeus-Cromis: Oct 30 2017, 08:04 PM

-By the GODS!

Perhaps the Gods have placed you here so that we may meet. As for what you have done... it does not matter. That is not what you will be remembered for.

[I always say that when I've run out of idle gossip. Dunno why people look at me funny.]

This post has been edited by tegeus-Cromis: Oct 30 2017, 10:12 PM

So I've heard.

What's the news from the *ARRRGH!!!

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!



This post has been edited by tegeus-Cromis: Oct 31 2017, 06:17 PM