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mirocu |
Aug 5 2018, 02:14 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 3 2018, 05:33 PM) Lol, L.A.R.D.
Local Area Residential District Also; work tomorrow.
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Dark Reaper |
Aug 6 2018, 02:50 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 3 2018, 10:33 AM) Lol, L.A.R.D.
Mmmm...lardgahahahahh. In other news: The devil really hates me, the other day I decided to visit my sister in Kansas and test out the new hot tub. Though the hot tub was fabulous the first of the devil's attack was me getting eaten by damn horse flies (those fudgers are big), so that got me out of the tub then I decided to go down to the basement and here the devil let me know how much he hated my guts by knocking me down a flight of stairs, thankfully the only damage where a dislocated shoulder blade that my sister popped back into place (why she's not a message therapist or nurse is beyond me) and some really bad bruises on my elbow (and yes it hurts like Hell) and a REAL nasty bruise on my butt where the fall took the most impact. The fact it could have been worse was a damn miracle.
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Live and let live.
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TheCheshireKhajiit |
Aug 6 2018, 02:52 PM
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Joined: 28-September 16
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QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Aug 6 2018, 08:50 AM) QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 3 2018, 10:33 AM) Lol, L.A.R.D.
Mmmm...lardgahahahahh. In other news: The devil really hates me, the other day I decided to visit my sister in Kansas and test out the new hot tub. Though the hot tub was fabulous the first of the devil's attack was me getting eaten by damn horse flies (those fudgers are big), so that got me out of the tub then I decided to go down to the basement and here the devil let me know how much he hated my guts by knocking me down a flight of stairs, thankfully the only damage where a dislocated shoulder blade that my sister popped back into place (why she's not a message therapist or nurse is beyond me) and some really bad bruises on my elbow (and yes it hurts like Hell) and a REAL nasty bruise on my butt where the fall took the most impact. The fact it could have been worse was a damn miracle. Geez, glad you’re ok man!
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"Family is an odd thing, is it not? Defined by blood, separated by blood, joined by blood. In the end, it's all just blood." -Dhaunayne Aundae
May you walk on warm sands!
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TheCheshireKhajiit |
Aug 6 2018, 03:39 PM
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Joined: 28-September 16
From: Sheogorath's shrine talking to myselves!
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 6 2018, 09:26 AM) Knock on salt and throw a black cat over your shoulder, Reaper! No throwing little Khajiit!
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"Family is an odd thing, is it not? Defined by blood, separated by blood, joined by blood. In the end, it's all just blood." -Dhaunayne Aundae
May you walk on warm sands!
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ghastley |
Aug 6 2018, 03:56 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 6 2018, 10:39 AM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 6 2018, 09:26 AM) Knock on salt and throw a black cat over your shoulder, Reaper! No throwing little Khajiit! Don't worry about them, they always land on the buttered side.
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Mods for The Elder Scrolls single-player games, and I play ESO.
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Dark Reaper |
Aug 6 2018, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 6 2018, 09:26 AM) Knock on salt and throw a black cat over your shoulder, Reaper! I don't own a black cat and sister only has white ones . QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 6 2018, 09:39 AM) No throwing little Khajiit!
Don't worry I give you a no Khajiit throwing guaranteed---unless something even worse happens to me then I might have to throw salt on one . This post has been edited by Dark Reaper: Aug 6 2018, 07:06 PM
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TheCheshireKhajiit |
Aug 6 2018, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 6 2018, 09:44 AM) Sorry, sorry How's Khajiit's day then? About to go to work QUOTE(ghastley @ Aug 6 2018, 09:56 AM) QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 6 2018, 10:39 AM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 6 2018, 09:26 AM) Knock on salt and throw a black cat over your shoulder, Reaper! No throwing little Khajiit! Don't worry about them, they always land on the buttered side. Buttered?! You put butter on little Khajiit?!! QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Aug 6 2018, 01:06 PM) QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 6 2018, 09:39 AM) No throwing little Khajiit!
Don't worry I give you a no Khajiit throwing guaranteed---unless something even worse happens to me then I might have to throw salt on one . Thank you.
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"Family is an odd thing, is it not? Defined by blood, separated by blood, joined by blood. In the end, it's all just blood." -Dhaunayne Aundae
May you walk on warm sands!
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TheCheshireKhajiit |
Aug 6 2018, 10:41 PM
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Joined: 28-September 16
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QUOTE(Sakiri @ Aug 6 2018, 03:51 PM) And now I'm imagining buttered Khajiit. Oh lordy.
Shiny!
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"Family is an odd thing, is it not? Defined by blood, separated by blood, joined by blood. In the end, it's all just blood." -Dhaunayne Aundae
May you walk on warm sands!
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TheCheshireKhajiit |
Aug 6 2018, 10:55 PM
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Joined: 28-September 16
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QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Aug 6 2018, 04:49 PM) Just had a large hawk dive bomb my dog while he was taking a dump...Man I wish I had a camera on hand . Ooh that would’ve been YouTube gold. Or at the very least Imgur gold. This post has been edited by TheCheshireKhajiit: Aug 6 2018, 10:55 PM
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"Family is an odd thing, is it not? Defined by blood, separated by blood, joined by blood. In the end, it's all just blood." -Dhaunayne Aundae
May you walk on warm sands!
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Dark Reaper |
Aug 6 2018, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 6 2018, 04:55 PM) Ooh that would’ve been YouTube gold. Or at the very least Imgur gold.
What's even more funny is that my dog was completely oblivious to it .
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TheCheshireKhajiit |
Aug 6 2018, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Aug 6 2018, 05:04 PM) QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Aug 6 2018, 04:55 PM) Ooh that would’ve been YouTube gold. Or at the very least Imgur gold.
What's even more funny is that my dog was completely oblivious to it . Heh, he was more focused on dropping that bomb!
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"Family is an odd thing, is it not? Defined by blood, separated by blood, joined by blood. In the end, it's all just blood." -Dhaunayne Aundae
May you walk on warm sands!
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Uleni Athram |
Aug 7 2018, 04:43 AM
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Khajiit says: Buttered?! You put butter on little Khajiit?! And I say: The Net is a pathway to memery some consider to be... unnatural.
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I wanna slap people and tell them I love them
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