Now THAT'S how you conquer new territory! One inch at a time!

Lolm

I swear! The border has been here all along

I lold.

So get this.

Amazon package leaves warehouse two business days after I ordered it. Then proceeds to take two days to update proper shipping information. Now it's going to be 3 days to deliver.

Guess where the package originates from?

Malmö. What the hell.

I legit could drive there and pick up faster than this delivery.

So it takes two days to just send it, then two days to update the whereabouts and then another three days to arrive. So seven days? Yeah, it's Malmö -> Sundsvall but it shouldn't take a week. Then again, everything takes a week here.

It takes a day to get here from Sundsvall and Sundsvall is like an hour and change away.

Expedited shipping would have gotten it here one day earlier do wasn't worth it.

My experience with Amazon in the US is packages are often early. Here, they gave me a Tuesday to Thursday window. I think they purposefully hold packages so they deliver the last possible day.

Kinda like when you get tax returns. They hold on to it until they HAVE TO send it to you and like why? They sit there and stare at the money or something?

I don't believe in tax returns.

I'd rather they not take so much bloody tax out that they need to refund me. It's a no interest loan to the government and I don't approve.

100% with you there.


So anyway I was watching this video when no thugs attacked me. So, I took the video...

Didn't you know, stealing ANYTHING leads to them sending hired thugs after you?

Sleep soon.

User: JCD
Pass: Bionicman


Oh, and Denton. Stay out of the women's bathroom.

wat.

If you don't know what that means you haven't played one of THE BEST GAMES OF ALL TIME. And I am sad for you

If it's not a RPG I probably haven't played it.

It's a semi-RPG you could say. And a really [censored] good one. You're missing out on a true masterpiece, gameplay- story- and music-wise if you don't play it. Sure it's on Steam.

Which game?

And my package is in Sundsvall. ><

Deus Ex. The original game, that is.

I should say though that if you don't like sneaking around and being stealthy then you may not like it since that's about 95% of the game. The other 5% is intro, conversations and credits


Getting closer!

Ah yeah, never played it. I'm pretty terrible at the sneaky thing but I do like it.

And yes, package might actually be here on time.

I played a lot of SimCity 3000 today. Finally got over 100.000 citizens thanks to the concert hall I built that unlocked my current cap. I also managed to heavily reduce fire danger and crime rate across SimVille.