I was in Cheydinhal last week and I saw Reynald Gemane. He acted like he didn't know me!

Yes, I am the Arena Gatekeeper, but I'm not on duty now. If you want to bet on a fight, come see me between 9AM and 9PM

I'm though talking to you!

You gotta be careful. You don't want people taking notice. Just keep quiet, keep your head DOWN!

Goodbye!

What's the news from the other parts of Tamirel?

I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!


-Wait a minute let me do that one again


I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!

[Ha ha that's Wonder Woman's blunder, right? Have you ever heard Lynda say that in the game? I have not, as far as I can remember.]

Izzat the best you can dooooo?

This post has been edited by Renee: Nov 20 2024, 05:14 PM

[Don't know who that is, but maybe. And it's funny because I think she says it best on the first take ]


Welcome to Bruma, stranger. Hafid Hollowleg. I'm your host at Jerall View. Bed, food, whatever you need!

This post has been edited by mirocu: Nov 23 2024, 03:18 PM

If he's smart, he'll keep out of my way. High elf and a mage to boot, the worst kind of arrogance!


[Lynda Carter = original Wonder Woman = voice of all female Nords and Orcs in Oblivion and (I think) Morrowind. (Edit: pretty sure Lynda was married to one of the Bethesda devs during the 2000s, which made her voice acting job a shoe-in)]

This post has been edited by Renee: Nov 25 2024, 10:25 PM

Sorry. All I have is Paints. Serviceable beasts, but nothing special. We Nords are no great fanciers of horseflesh. Except in stews, I'm afraid!


[Oh I see! That was interesting!]

I work haaard. Folks like Skjorta and Olfand give us Nords a bad name, drinking and carrying on until all hours

That's because she's an idiot!

I'm new here in Bruma myself. I'm from down Heartland way. Nords up here, no offense, don't work as hard as us Imperial Heartlanders

That's just ... not ... funny.

Don't you think Hafid Hollowleg does a good job at Jerall View?

By the Gods, the snow's coming down. What brings you out here in the cold, citizen?

I take it you want something. Well, what is it?

I have heard that daedra worship is becoming increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.

Just go AWAY!

I've overheard that the vampire hunter that was in town was a fake. It was apparently a ruse to get his hands on a key to Bradon's treasure chest!