No soulseeker I wasn't mad at you. You're named after my favorite music P2P.

About the Evil Genius' banding together, that's what the Union will be be. We need to organize a Union. So many corporate Kingpins betray us and kill us these days it's not even funny. Most Evil Scientists end up working for the government, and that's not good for the environment. We need to Unionize ourselves so we can call strikes and back up our brethren in court and stuff. Oh, about the whole pact not to kill each other...

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Aug 25 2005, 03:32 AM

Plan 1 : Easy, Requires Nuclear Warheads.


Buy the warheads , launch them at both ice caps and bye bye beaches.

umm sorry but I like beaches.....

I hope that's what you meant.

How about, uh . . . .uh . . . oh no! I've got evil planners block.

getting a bit carried away with that quote editing aren't we gamer?

thats whaty I was thinking I stared at the quote for a second and thought, I didn't type that...


I vote that Gamer gets kicked out of the evil group!

Gamer, last warning or we demote you a minor disgruntled genius.

Anyway, so yeah it would do more than destroy the beaches, it could would disrupt the current of every ocean, sending typhoons, hurricanes and cyclones all around the planet. Painting a pole black is just so much more insidious though. No one will see it coming, the oceans will rise steadily with a few tsunamis now and then. When That's ovet though, the Sierra Nevada would become a chain of islands, and it's be all oceans until the Rockies and the Appalatians.

what if we destroyed every single McDonalds in the world and watched as people began to magically become thi--*gets shot by a McDonalds assassin*

*gives a stylish puff to the end of his sniper rifle barrel* Don't try to disrupt my obesity plan.

My plan is to build a huge base miles under the ocean, steal some nukes and launch them on a select few countries on the surface, and then demand the world's surrender to the Supreme Overlord. Or they will die by my nukes.

Diffuculty: Easy

Build some bombs and go to work on some power plants/

ooh i likey dantrag's plan. or we could do the same thing but from the moon.

Allright, here is another plan.

1.) set up a secret base in Utah (who lives there anyway?)
2.) Seeing as how Utah is a deserted wastland, remaining in secrecy won't be a problem
3.) Take up Dantrag's Idea of Nuclear weapon threats, make Utah the capital of the Empire that is formed when the world surrenders. Then we eat pie!



As for right now, we should ellect the Evil Genuis Emperor, and create a ranking system for evil genuises.

This post has been edited by gamer10: Aug 26 2005, 10:07 PM

what if they blow up Utah?

We can easily trick the world.

Take over map and globe printing companies and fill in Utah with a large lake. Then reprint the map.

That would'n't work. Then people would be like, "Wow! A new huge lake opened up! Let's go visit it and take a swim!" THen they get there and your cover is blown. Utah = bad idea. The ocean is so huge, it would take forever for anyone to find you, and by then, they would be begging for mercy anyway.

We'll stick KEEP OUT. SHARKS EAT EVERYONE! signs everywhere, which will be an excuse for us to use electric fencing.

well if we have a hig ranking evil boss gamer it would be someone like DoomedOne, the only person here that has acctually thought of a good idea that won't fail with-in 10 years....

Hey I was the original evil genius here, I was creating a doom device and announced it in the Greatest fears thread. Your all just posers.






Only playing

This post has been edited by Intestinal Chaos: Aug 26 2005, 10:30 PM

First of all, there is no "we" this is my plan, and it will soon be my world as well.

You will be the first to die a slow painful death in my torture racks.