Hey now what happened to the pact?

Okay, here's the plan, we have four bases

One will be at the bottom of the Ocean controlled by Dantrag.

Another will be in Utah controlled by Gamer. It will actually be more like a treehourse with a water balloon launcher at the top.

The Moonbase will be Shogun's

I, however, the one who invented the time-machine, call the entire cretacious period. Even if humanity knew where I was, they'd have no means of getting there. Not only that, but my nukes will be flung forward in time at the exact locations I intend them to explode so there's no possible way to defend against them. Oh, and when I need to take journeys to the present so I can prove I'm the badass making everything blow up, I'll ride a Brontosaurus.

Okay, we take over Europe and America mainly through E.U. and U.N. diplomacy and manipulation.

Then we pretend to be at war with one another.

Ban freedom of speech and limit the freedom of the press.

We conscript one in three men, chop off their feet and give them forced labour assignments. (The people think that they're sons are dying at war so they support us by hating "the enemy" and we have a slave labour force.)

Set asside a small group of children (say one in one thousand) and take them from their parents to be raised with one another by the state which they will one day inherit.

Do not teach the other children anything academic, train them to spy on their parents and each other and to hate "the enemy" and o serve only the State.

Create a secret police wing, controlled by government top brass but enforced by children who have been indoctrinated.

Execute anyone who in any way opposes any movements of the state.

We begin to conscript even more people, who are killed, experimented on etc until there is more secret police than there is potential opponents.

Eventually, when we are powerful enough, we begin sterilising children at birth and killing their parents, then, after the population declines, we breed people in labs, people with no vocal chords and minimal intelligence. We train them for menial labour. About this time, the Secret Police should begin to be liquidated, a stupid, zombie race would not need policing and the police would be a potential contender to our throne.

After this, there will be only us and our children to rule the free world.

NB: For this plan to work, it would have to be enforced over a huge period of time, so that the changes would be rare, but consistent.


There you go, a plan which would leave about five thousand of us in an immovable position of power, enslaving the rest of mankind to do with as we wish, that's about as evil as you can get.

Yeeaahhh I definitely like it. The thing is, controlling both Europe and the United States through the UN and EU... What we would need to do, in fact, is take over every state individually. That wouldn't be all that difficult, and with a good control over the flow of media we can assert that other surrounding countries attacked us first, drop bombs on our own people, pretending they came from these other countries to make people think we're in World War 3 so that it will be easier to take away human rights.

In fact, not just the US and Europe, but Brazil, China, Japan, India, every advanced country in the world.

Also, I still get a secret base in the Cretacious period and a time machine, and a time barrier so you guys can't travel to my particular place in time.

We could all just use your time machine to go back four hundred years with tanks and guns, pretend that we are Gods or something and then come back to the present, where we are now worshipped!

Or another plan for Europe, which is emulated by all the great powers of the world.

We collaborate with other country leaders to begin limiting individual freedoms, we, (as you said) drop bombs on our own people and pretend they are American, we use that as an excuse to leave, (thereby dissolving the UN) and declare Europe in a state of emergency, so, we make ourselves supreme heads of the EU council which now claims control over all Europe, we conscript thousands of people and after liquidating most of them, (they were conscripted from potentilal rivals etc), we declare the war won, but after a generation of conflict, the children would be used to our rule, we liquidate anyone over fifteen years of age, then we use this, heavily indoctrinated youth to further enforce our power.

This post has been edited by ED 209: Aug 27 2005, 01:29 AM

K, so anyway, we're a science-fiction evil genius group, not a fantasy one, so it's important that we have a plan as far as inventing the time machine goes.

Here's how it'll work, it'll be a large circular gateway with two axels that rotate around faster than the speed of light so they break space-time. Clockwise means you go forward, counter-clockwise to go backwards, and the rate at which they exceed the speed of light determines where you go. We'll have to transport smaller gates to the various spots in time so we can go back and forth to bring supplies.

Now, here's the tricky part. I've noticed when screwing with time too much that kids in their teens try to interfere. To avoid this, we'll need to start an inept guard training program so that every time portal will have at least one inept guard.

You saw The Time Machine too did you?

I saw A Time Machine Movie, one of the older ones. Nice movie.

hmmmm ok I give up in the idea part, But I will follow your orders so please place me in a high position.

KICK A S S
I GET A MOON BASE!!!!
i'll turn it into a death star. i also like the idea of going back 400 years and pretending to be gods. simple, yet effective.


This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Aug 27 2005, 02:35 AM

Well that sort of contradicts my linear universe theory, so I won't be able to continue on with the changing the present idea but by all means go ahead.

I read the time machine, but that's not what I was thinking, all though pretty close. Since Einstein's laws came out, every time travel theory has involved exceeding the speed of light. My idea was more based on something I saw scientists were thinking up on National Geographic, but now that I think about it, my specific idea hgad a lot from the Time Machine.

But anyway, I'm more into holding the world ransom, hunting my adversaries, or strictly destroying the world as opposed to transforming it into a totalitarian state ruled by me. I don't know, I think I'll keave the whole brainwashing thing to the Republicans and the Religious fanatics.

Venture Brothers is awesome.

it trully is.

Is there NO LIMIT how much evilness you nice guys can come up with??????????





*looks with fear at the forum-members*

Plan For Total Global Domination

• Design a lunar rocket capable of establising a lunar base
• Build and staff lunar base with disgruntled idiot henchmen
• Build several hundred miles of railway track
• "Acquire" several very large asteroids
• Launch asteroids at Earth
• Accept unconditional surrender of all nations.
• Go MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~ a lot.

Okay, so there are some minor things that need to be sorted out but this is a genuine Evil Plan™ ~ look, it's got bullet points, it must be evil!

thats a great idea. why didnt i think of that....

minque the evilness is all restrained by money, thank god.

it would take the selling of many prominent world nations to execute many of these plans. especially the higher tech ones like the undersea base, and the lunar base.

The only two plans that will cost pennies are stealing suit-case nukes from russia and detonating them at the right spots and introducing some weird fungus from China to US crops and vice versa

Can I have a part ? I love halberds and chainmail, maybe I could lead an army of cloned warriors against Africa...

we prefer nukes and other weapons of mass destruction. But if you want to use your halberds, go right ahead - maybe one of our nukes will rid us of your primal thoughts.

k this one is kinda dumb but its creative. what if we put several giant rocket boosters on one side of the earth (i mean giant). and fired them at the right time of day so that they would push the earh closer to the sun ultimately causing the earth to melt or freeze or collide with the sun and go boom.

Yes, and where will we be in all of this? If we go to the moon, it will more than likely be flung into the sun as well, because it is in Earth's gravitational pull. Also, without Earth's gravity field, who can tell how that would effect the rest of the solar system? The other planets might become even more uninhabitable.

The whole point of evil geniusness is to survive while others do not.

This post has been edited by Dantrag: Aug 28 2005, 03:00 AM

well then we will build a space station way out in the middle of space and rebreed the human race as mindless zombies.

oh and i nominate myself as Evil Genius In Charge of Intergalactical Affairs