I'll have a ninja assasin training camp somewere Dantrag If I could underwater? or Shogun, on the moon?

SW337!!!!!!!!!!!! ninja training camp on the moon!!!!!! soulseeker, you have the ok for the ownership of a 5 square mile patch of land on the moon for a ninja training camp.

WOO HOO!!! i'm moving in now (5 squar miles isn't mutch could I have 10?


But danny I would like a place in the sea as a summer retreat. pwease?!

This post has been edited by Soulseeker3.0: Aug 29 2005, 09:49 PM

Hey, if Soulseeker gets a ninja training camp on the moon, I want a pirate training camp! Somewhere in th Carribean should do perfectly - I don't think pirates would be well suited to training on the moon, what with it's desparate lack of things to plunder.

You can stay in my "Luxurious Resort" any time you want.

*quickly changes the sign on his "nuclear test lab" so it says "luxurious resort" *

I'd let him stay in my secret police hq, but it's not very nice and the screaming would probably disturb his sleep.

yes, yes, i suppose you can have 10. and what good would pirates serve?

This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Aug 29 2005, 10:51 PM

What good wouldn't they serve? Pirates have both power and versatility, and they offer many advantages over similar henchmen such as ninjas.

Firstly, pirates are far more intimidating than ninjas. Since ninjas can't be seen, they can't strike fear into our enemies' hearts, right?

Secondly, pirates are far better for an evil economy. The loot which pirates will undoubtedly plunder after their inevitable victories can inject much needed cash into the evil economy, and this would provide more money for evil R&D, evil city expansion, and evil investments.

Thirdly, pirates have no sense of honour, and so would not have any qualms about doing our bidding. Ninjas, for example, would surely disobey if we told them to slaughter innocent children on the grounds that it is dishonourable, but pirates would dispatch them with a hearty "yarr" and loot all of their possesions too!

If your pirates can be discreet, clever, follow orders and torture on command then I might have a use for them.

I have decided on a title for myself. Evil Overlord of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock.

If you have a plan that involves the use of any of the above, my permission is required

My pirates are the cream of the crop. They can be anything that is required of them, as long as there is plunder to be had and they can get a drink at the end of it.

OOOOOOkay....my rank is

Evil Overlord of Nuclear Fuel Elements, Nuclear Waste and Plutonium usage.....and POOOFFFFF

So guys....Muahahahahahahaha© if you need some of that..come to meeeeeeee

we should ally. You can live in my ocean base. Hey! Bring your family too.

There are plenty of natural resources in Utah and Wyoming. Come down and plunder all you want.

I hereby grant you permission to plunder as much as you can of Utah and Wyoming in the next twenty four hours.

Righto.....Let´s do that..I´m coming..with my EVIL hubbie and my EEEEEEEEEEVIL children.....and the radioactive stuff as well

Can I come along too? I need some time to create a volcano in which to build my Fortress of Solitude and Despair

You may well regret that decision. My pirates are VERY plunder hungry, and as the Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events (and pirates) my pirates have the ability to plunder a lot more than they are technically able to plunder through the use of impossible situations.

*tears up agreement*

Fine then, revealing that info has lost you a contract.

My pirates are still the baddest in the business, plunder from Utah and Wyoming or not.

I don't know if this has been brought up but...

Why waste time with with the whole world domination thing when a more sinister deed would be...

Use your ninjas to steal the world's supply of toilet paper. It can't get any more evil than that.