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DoomedOne
post Aug 18 2005, 01:57 AM
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Ever needed a specific thread in a specific RPG fan forum where you could compare with your plots or set up joint-operations? Here you go.

I'll start with the nice new Exit-MundiExit-Mundi guide to terrorism

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1. Paint a pole
Difficulty: Hard

Find a way to blacken the ice of one of the poles (the South pole is best). Cover it with dirt, soot or charcoal. Tainting it black with ordinary paint might take a little longer. A black pole doesn’t reflect sunlight but absorbs warmth -- and melts. The result: climate change, sea level rise, inundations and much annoyment for your enemies.

2. Design a disease
Difficulty: Very hard

Build a biotech lab in some obscure country and hire some bad guy scientists who share your evil ideas. Now, piece together a version of Ebola that spreads through air. Design a new, upgraded version of the flu, or AIDS. Alter the camel pox virus so that it infects humans. You’ll find all the basics you need to know in the scientific journals and textbooks.

Now comes the tough part. The best way to spread your disease, is to infect yourself and visit the public transportation facilities of the cities you wish to attack. Cough, sneeze and snort at will. Touch every handle and doorknob you encounter with your virus-laden hands. You will see: it’s gonna be fun.

An even more evil way to spread your doomsday disease around, is by letting animals do it for you. This takes a little extra research. Find out what animals carry your germ, preferably animals that don't go ill themselves. Most diseases have such a ‘carrier animal’: SARS, for example, gets carried around from human to human by common house cats.

A carrier animal will make your virus all the more successful, because it will be very hard to detect and even harder to contain the outbreak. Another upshot is that you survive the attack yourself. You might want to stick around to witness the misery you’re causing.

3. Detonate a disaster
Difficulty: Medium

Give a terrorist an atomic bomb or a huge amount of explosives, and he will immediately run off to blow up Washington DC. Dumb, of course. There might be better targets.

A well-chosen spot on the Western Arctic ice sheet might accelerate the melting of the pole. This should give you four to six meters of worldwide sea level rise, inundating many vital areas in Europe and the US. A big enough boom in Yellowstone Park might awaken the now dormant supervolcano under the park, turning half of the US into an ash-covered no man’ s land and bringing ice age to Europe. Blowing up the already unstable volcanic island of La Palma could prompt a mega-tsunami, which would slosh cities like New York City, Boston and Miami to kingdom come. A massive explosion on the seabed in the Gulf of Mexico could trigger a vast methane gas eruption, warming up the world’s climate and -- with some luck -- causing a huge firestorm over the US.

And the really good part is: you will find no guards on ocean floors, pole caps and volcanic islands.

4. Crush a current
Difficulty: Hard

It’s a bit of a long shot, but with some luck you may be able to plunge the Western world into an ice age. Now, wouldn’t you just love that?

The only thing you need to do, is disrupting the North Atlantic Current. This ocean current brings warmth from the tropics to Europe and the US. Without it, temperatures would be up to 10 degrees lower, disrupting agriculture and wreaking havoc with the economy of the civilized world. They would hate your guts for it, those westerners.

Already, the North Atlantic Current is weakening. And the best part is: some scientists believe that the current could break down relatively easy. Perhaps you may be able to kill the current yourself!

So, warm up the sea water near Greenland with atomic bombs. Load some ships with salt and sink them in the Atlantic. This should make the sea water locally denser and heavier, putting a 'plug' on the current. Blowing up some well-chosen glaciers on or near the South Pole might do the trick, too.

We warn you: it is all very speculative. But failed crops, severe winters and millions of pissed-off westerners could be your reward.


5. Bring in the plagues
Difficulty: Easy

If you’re a terrorist with a small budget, you could always try to unleash an agricultural plague of apocalyptic proportions.

Already, there are many pests around, causing billions of dollars of damage. Locusts, rabbits, parasites, fungi, worms and insects often become a plague when they’re introduced to a place where they're not supposed to be. The critters encounter no natural enemies, multiply wildly, and become a plague. That’s why Australia and New-Zealand have their rabbit problem and the US has its boll weavil.

So, study agricultural diseases. Track down some obscure Asian fungus or insect, and bring it over. Smuggle some sinister bird disease to the country you like to attack, and introduce it to its chicken farms. Bring in foot-and-mouth disease, or mad cow disease. Introduce weird weeds, exotic moths, sex-crazy rodents, hungry beetles and obscure insects. It might take a while before your Apocalypse kicks in. But boy, will it be some mess.

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My own idea:

Generate brain-waves in dead bodies to reawaken them as zombies and build an army to take over the world.

Genetically alter AIDS infected Baboons to be more human like so they can form a rock-group called, "Everybody have AIDS" get in a lawsuit with Southpark's Matt Stone and Trey Parker, call for a miss-trial due to no jury of their peers and continue to make millions of dollars selling their songs, which I would be used to fund other plots.

Create a Fusion device of some kind to fuse people together who hate each other so they have to adhere to getting mind control devices installed in their brains in order to become unstucked. EITHER LEARN TO ACCEPT AND LOVE EVERYBODY OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

So, what ways have you figured out to end the world, or hold them hostage for lot's of money, or maybe just get back at your nemesis? Post them all.


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DoomedOne   The Evil Genius Collaboration Thread   Aug 18 2005, 01:57 AM
Channler   Ok, well tomorrow when I'm tryin to figure out...   Aug 18 2005, 04:07 AM
Chumbaniya   Right, I'll try and cook up my own evil plan. ...   Aug 20 2005, 10:59 PM
DoomedOne   Oh come on, are you serious? I mean what the Hell...   Aug 20 2005, 11:54 PM
gamer10   My evil plot is: 1. Go crazy and be put on some p...   Aug 21 2005, 01:11 AM
Red   1. Start a restaurant. 2. Make an all wild animal ...   Aug 21 2005, 01:46 AM
Neck' Thall   Umm...DAMN YOU GUYS ARE EVIL!!!   Aug 21 2005, 02:59 AM
Red   Yeah, we should start a club. With jackets! An...   Aug 21 2005, 03:01 AM
Neck' Thall   Didn't you start a club in the Rp planning thi...   Aug 21 2005, 03:07 AM
DoomedOne   The club will be called, "Brilliantly and Opp...   Aug 21 2005, 07:29 AM
Soulseeker3.0   ah fun.... How 'bout we jut amke a giginourm...   Aug 21 2005, 05:05 PM
DoomedOne   That wouldn't quite work, first of all how are...   Aug 21 2005, 07:08 PM
Channler   OMG doomed, you kill me...   Aug 21 2005, 09:07 PM
ShogunSniper   robot penguins are realistic?.....I hate pengui...   Aug 21 2005, 11:29 PM
Soulseeker3.0   why don't we start a ninja training camp in Te...   Aug 21 2005, 11:37 PM
Red   Actually, people have designed dieseses before.   Aug 22 2005, 12:48 AM
DoomedOne   Red, I'm beginning to feel like many potential...   Aug 22 2005, 02:11 AM
Soulseeker3.0   >:( you all just hate me...... your agest...   Aug 22 2005, 02:55 AM
gamer10   No one likes my oyster idea? :( :D :P   Aug 22 2005, 03:50 AM
DoomedOne   Well, The only problem with Oysters is they'r...   Aug 22 2005, 04:07 AM
Neck' Thall   Hey guys, y dont we just make propaganda to make i...   Aug 22 2005, 05:39 AM
Red   I saw a nice documentary on that. It was about a...   Aug 23 2005, 04:39 AM
ShogunSniper   Immoral Intellectuals Evil Genius I fail to see a...   Aug 22 2005, 09:47 PM
DoomedOne   That idea is good, but it's not very insidious...   Aug 23 2005, 05:18 AM
Neck' Thall   I got another one...get a really evil but good at ...   Aug 23 2005, 03:45 PM
Intestinal Chaos   Nothing is better than good 'ol Necromancy. A ...   Aug 24 2005, 12:55 AM
ShogunSniper   totally agree. what did he say?   Aug 24 2005, 01:21 AM
Neck' Thall   YOu mean like a rotting type of Borg? i mean they...   Aug 24 2005, 06:11 AM
Intestinal Chaos   No, like grand phaloon Him in shell form http://...   Aug 24 2005, 10:19 PM
gamer10   The simplest plan would be to take over Asia, wher...   Aug 24 2005, 10:42 PM
DoomedOne   That's no more simple than a few well placed...   Aug 25 2005, 12:26 AM
Dantrag   It wasn't. Titles of books are supposed to b...   Aug 25 2005, 12:44 AM
Soulseeker3.0   Ermm i'm sorry for what ever I did to get yo...   Aug 25 2005, 01:07 AM
Dantrag   Family Guy Stewie. (I'm gonna name my kid st...   Aug 25 2005, 01:12 AM
Soulseeker3.0   LOL thats what I thought now i need to find one a...   Aug 25 2005, 03:09 AM
Dantrag   [i]Directions for Taking Over the World Step 1: R...   Aug 24 2005, 11:18 PM
Soulseeker3.0   yeah um danny, if that was a link it didn't wo...   Aug 24 2005, 11:36 PM
Wolfie   I still like my insane and unworkable idea, plant ...   Aug 25 2005, 12:36 AM
ShogunSniper   we must take a pact to never harm any other of the...   Aug 25 2005, 01:18 AM
Wolfie   I'm in on that   Aug 25 2005, 01:20 AM
DoomedOne   No soulseeker I wasn't mad at you. You're...   Aug 25 2005, 03:30 AM
Wurlon   Plan 1 : Easy, Requires Nuclear Warheads. Buy t...   Aug 25 2005, 02:11 PM
Soulseeker3.0   umm sorry but I like beaches.....   Aug 25 2005, 10:52 PM
gamer10   I hope that's what you meant. :P :lol: ...   Aug 25 2005, 11:10 PM
ShogunSniper   getting a bit carried away with that quote editing...   Aug 26 2005, 12:23 AM
Soulseeker3.0   thats whaty I was thinking I stared at the quote f...   Aug 26 2005, 12:32 AM
DoomedOne   Gamer, last warning or we demote you a minor disgr...   Aug 26 2005, 01:18 AM
ShogunSniper   what if we destroyed every single McDonalds in the...   Aug 26 2005, 02:51 AM
DoomedOne   *gives a stylish puff to the end of his sniper rif...   Aug 26 2005, 03:51 AM
Dantrag   My plan is to build a huge base miles under the oc...   Aug 26 2005, 03:54 AM
Red   Diffuculty: Easy Build some bombs and go to work ...   Aug 26 2005, 04:53 AM
ShogunSniper   ooh i likey dantrag's plan. or we could do th...   Aug 26 2005, 12:04 PM
gamer10   :glare: Allright, here is another plan. 1.) set...   Aug 26 2005, 10:06 PM
ShogunSniper   what if they blow up Utah?   Aug 26 2005, 10:07 PM
gamer10   We can easily trick the world. Take over map an...   Aug 26 2005, 10:09 PM
Dantrag   That would'n't work. Then people would be ...   Aug 26 2005, 10:15 PM
gamer10   We'll stick KEEP OUT. SHARKS EAT EVERYONE...   Aug 26 2005, 10:17 PM
Dantrag   First of all, there is no "we" this is...   Aug 26 2005, 10:30 PM
Soulseeker3.0   well if we have a hig ranking evil boss gamer it w...   Aug 26 2005, 10:19 PM
Intestinal Chaos   Hey I was the original evil genius here, I was cre...   Aug 26 2005, 10:29 PM
DoomedOne   Hey now what happened to the pact? Okay, here...   Aug 26 2005, 11:55 PM
ED 209   Okay, we take over Europe and America mainly throu...   Aug 27 2005, 01:09 AM
DoomedOne   Yeeaahhh I definitely like it. The thing is, cont...   Aug 27 2005, 01:19 AM
ED 209   We could all just use your time machine to go back...   Aug 27 2005, 01:21 AM
DoomedOne   K, so anyway, we're a science-fiction evil gen...   Aug 27 2005, 01:30 AM
ED 209   You saw The Time Machine too did you?   Aug 27 2005, 01:36 AM
Soulseeker3.0   I saw A Time Machine Movie, one of the older ones....   Aug 27 2005, 02:08 AM
ShogunSniper   KICK A S S I GET A MOON BASE!!!! ...   Aug 27 2005, 02:34 AM
DoomedOne   Well that sort of contradicts my linear universe t...   Aug 27 2005, 03:35 AM
ShogunSniper   it trully is.   Aug 27 2005, 03:40 AM
minque   Is there NO LIMIT how much evilness you nice guys ...   Aug 27 2005, 12:36 PM
OverrideB1   Plan For Total Global Domination • Design a lunar...   Aug 27 2005, 08:42 PM
ShogunSniper   thats a great idea. why didnt i think of that.......   Aug 27 2005, 08:57 PM
Megil Tel-Zeke   minque the evilness is all restrained by money, th...   Aug 27 2005, 09:04 PM
DoomedOne   The only two plans that will cost pennies are stea...   Aug 27 2005, 09:07 PM
Wurlon   Can I have a part ? I love halberds and chainmail,...   Aug 28 2005, 12:40 AM
Dantrag   we prefer nukes and other weapons of mass destru...   Aug 28 2005, 02:35 AM
ShogunSniper   k this one is kinda dumb but its creative. what i...   Aug 28 2005, 02:58 AM
Dantrag   Yes, and where will we be in all of this? If we ...   Aug 28 2005, 03:00 AM
ShogunSniper   well then we will build a space station way out in...   Aug 28 2005, 03:03 AM
DoomedOne   Once we get another nominee we can vote on that. ...   Aug 28 2005, 03:08 AM
minque   Have you ever thought of how much destruction that...   Aug 28 2005, 11:38 AM
ShogunSniper   thats a good idea. you should join our ranks :D   Aug 28 2005, 02:29 PM
gamer10   I'll be the evil genuis in charge of the Utah ...   Aug 28 2005, 03:15 PM
OverrideB1   I nominate myself for the position of Supreme Over...   Aug 28 2005, 03:28 PM
Chumbaniya   I haven't looked at this thread in a while - i...   Aug 28 2005, 08:24 PM
OverrideB1   Sorry, but "exploding french sticks" are...   Aug 28 2005, 08:29 PM
Chumbaniya   I guess I need a new title then. How about ...   Aug 28 2005, 08:33 PM
DoomedOne   Override, you'll need to get a permit from me ...   Aug 28 2005, 09:12 PM
minque   Soo what about me then? collecting the world´s nuc...   Aug 28 2005, 09:14 PM
DoomedOne   You are mistress of all things POOOOFF   Aug 28 2005, 09:15 PM
Wurlon   I'll just be a guard.... but I request a dirty...   Aug 28 2005, 09:49 PM
gamer10   Uh . . . :unsure: . . . anything that involves Ut...   Aug 28 2005, 09:52 PM
Dantrag   I rule the oceans and nuclear weapons. I'm ev...   Aug 28 2005, 10:42 PM
minque   Ahh wouldn´t you like to get hold of all my fuel-...   Aug 28 2005, 11:02 PM
DoomedOne   So what are the standings then? DoomedOne: King o...   Aug 28 2005, 11:14 PM
Soulseeker3.0   HEY! what about me? I caould be the honourary ...   Aug 28 2005, 11:30 PM
DoomedOne   Wurlon: Guard of the Top Secret Evil Genius Headqu...   Aug 28 2005, 11:39 PM
Soulseeker3.0   WOO HOOO!!! cool now what.....   Aug 28 2005, 11:41 PM
DoomedOne   Now I need you to infiltrate the Justice League an...   Aug 28 2005, 11:43 PM
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